WTF?

Oop, it just exploded and I got six more since I said that. I also wish I had a costume for my kitty to wear.

Halloween over. 12+1 total peeps. That's appropriate. Hey, know what's NOT appropriate? I want females to taste their own butts on my penis!

Nickalaus Scumtzenberger said:

To keep Things from happening, I should remind all my wife's boyfriends that she wipes the wrong direction, mashing feces into her vagina.

Loose tooth finally fell oot

Oop, I just bit into a Twix I had in my fridge so it wouldn't melt but it hardened it TOO much and noo I have a loose tooth bugging me.

It took me 40 minutes to eat my 397-gram sweet 'n' soor chicken meal. This tooth needs to hurry up and fall oot before I commit suicide.

Dunsparce has to he the least used Pokémon of all time. What even IS that thing

What starter should I get? I don't really like any of them. I guess Fennekin's the least crappy of the three.

Although, what's everyone else getting? We can coordinate so we can trade once we get to the point we can breed.

I like Mega Gardevoir's big skirt. Or regular skirt on a big butt. Whatever it is. It's hot.

Taking bets on hoo long until Mega Gardevoir hentai surfaces