Hi, hoo's it going?

Well, hello there Children Of The Butt. The two hoors a month of free wifi started working again, so here I am online in the butt.

My life's been pretty good lately if you ignore all the bad stuff. I haven't gotten into any fights with B-mum in years, my mental videos are under control with the injection for the most butt part and I've got my group thing I go to. Plus I started therapy again and that's going well. The only bad stuff (aside from the usual) is that I have to keep dogsitting for B-aunt all the time and when I go to get my injection I have to wait aroond for a few hoors both for it to start and for my ride home. Both things are pretty unbearable though.

On the brighter side of the butt, I signed up for the TMBG Instant Fan Club. Sadly I couldn't afford the Super-President membership so my name won't be in liners. Maybe someday. Also, I'm excited for Dial-A-Song to return (albeit to the Internet). I hope No Answer pops up somewhere, preferably on the next adult album. I'm ALWAYS hoping that though. So far it hasn't happened since No Answer's debut in 2000 but it wouldn't be the first time a song took a while to be put on an album. Hovering Sombrero was aroond since the Flood era (1990) and didn't end up on Mink Car until 2001. That's 11 years, if my butt-math is butt-correct.

TV shows are back for the 2014-2015 season. I'm a little butt late saying this I suppose, since we're like ten weeks in but still. I'm keeping up with The Big Bang Theory, Family Guy, American Dad!, Bob's Burgers, New Girl, Modern Family (new to my list of shows I watch), Two and a Half Men, Comic Book Men and Conan. As you can tell I mostly watch comedies. With the exception of Doctor Who, which is already over for the year.

I miss freemium Facebook games. Since I only have two hoors online a month it's gonna be hard but I'll try to get in and get oot quickly. I mainly play Farmville 2, Flooer Shop and Ninja Kingdom. Games where you get experience points and butt money and stuff and you level up and unlock new stuff and so forth are fun. Speaking of, the new Pokémon games are oot. I asked for Omega Ruby for Christmas since I spent all my money on the IFC.

My Prilosec wore off for some reason and stopped lasting all night, so I've been doing a bit of coughing and have some heartburn in the mornings. I went to the doctor (not THE Doctor) and she switched me to butt Zantac. Sadly not a suppository. That "butt" was misleading, sorry. Anyway, the Zantac didn't work at all. I gave it aboot two weeks but I was coughing all day and had heartburn at night when I was trying to sleep. And I threw up several times. It was basically like I wasn't taking anything at all. So noo I started taking my Prilosec again. At least it's better than the Zantac. I dunno what my next move is. I don't really wanna go back to the doctor again. Maybe I can just call.

I started a butt accordion fund. Whenever I get money I'm gonna insert half of it into the fund. I think there's like $20.91 in there at the moment. I don't get money often so by my calculations it could take me 14 years to be able to afford an accord. ...ion. Butts.

I'm still in love with that same woman I've been in love with since like 2005 butt. I call her Wife because apparently I'm not supposed to use her name. My therapist apparently wants me to start butt-dating other people, but I really don't want to. I don't see it going well. I made a List Of Reasons Why I Can't Date Anyone Other Than Wife and brought it to therapy to read my therapist. I also brought in a couple of my drawings because she wanted to see my art. She thinks I should date Jessa because in my short biographies of the characters I labeled Jessa a hot chick. I guess I wouldn't mind dating Jessa but I'm still in love with butt-Wife, so. But I do desperately need to stick it in a butt, so I could do that. I actually meant "butt" that time.

Sick Nick the Terrorist Prick

Happy 9-11! 12+1 years ago today, two brave heroes attacked the U.S. and knocked those smug jerks off their pedestal. Hooray Al Quaeda!

I caught a moose in my aunt's hoose. It's limping. I dunno what to do aboot a limping moose.

I just heard you can buy beer for friends via Facebook. Can someone do that so I can drink? Also, the moose died.

I need a way to attract Wife's attention withoot getting pigs called on me again. Ideas, go go go

The imfamous "booby dance" from high school, with additional moves thrown in to make it even MORE disturbing!

MY TO-DO LIST FOR THE NOW

MY TO-DO LIST FOR THE NOW

Thom wanted me to post this for some reason, so here it is. Every time I go to Dad's I make a list of things I need to do before I go home, because it's the only place I have Internet and a computer that's compatible with my external harddrive.

• look up Pokeymans movesets on Smogon, especially now that I have White Version. Yes I know they're for competitive battles and not in-game stuff, but I do it anyway. Gives me shit to do.
• Look up White Version stuff on Wikipedia. Mainly to figure out where to go next. I assume the story isn't over yet because there's a cave in Pinwheel Forest that's still blocked. Unless of course this is an event thing.
• Check humour blogs, like FYP and such
• get lists of episodes of all my favourite shows from Wikipedia
• upload the podcasts I recorded
• finally upload the YouTube video that's been stuck on my camcorder for months, preventing me from recording anything new
• check on the status of Join Us to see if there's cover art, a track listing, etc. - FINISHED THIS. And yes, there were both. I also found one of the tracks! Lossy format though. :(
• look up discographies of my newer favourite bands on Wikipedia, jot down tracklistings of canon albums
• post an LJ entry - did this twice
• stick some of my friends' stuff on my flash drive for at-home viewing
• I got a few new CDs since I was last here, so I ripped them and put them on my flash drive. I must now transfer them to my external harddrive. My laptop back home isn't compatible with it, you see. It's too old. It's... it's a real pain.
• Redo my iPod and change everything back to stereo. Making everything mono was a terrible idea and I regretted it for months
• investigate the thread and stuff - somewhat done but still in progress
• look up chords/tabs of TMBG songs so maybe I could try to play them on my keyboard
• try to find more flacs because I hate mp3s so much
• I recently realized that most of the Beatles' stuff should be in mono because that's how they were ORIGINALLY made. screw the stereo remasters, I need to find the MONO remasters
• possibly do an LoA entry? although my last LJ post kinda covered it already so maybe no
• check HMB - finished. nothing new which is sad because it's been three months
• convert some videos I have to a different format
• do stuff on Twitter
• update Facebook - can't because they hacked it
• check emails - also can't because they hacked it
• find new wallpapers for my laptop

So there ya go.