My main focus has been on Dial-A-Song. I have something to look forward to every Tuesday for the ENTIRE YEAR. I don't know what I'm gonna do come 2016, but it's a long way off so like maybe Wife'll reciprocate by then. I'm finally able to actually doonload the tracks since I decided to email the IFC aboot not getting the Drip.fm invitation and they resent it. I can only get online twice a month so I have to wait a while though. Meanwhile I call the phone number and record the current song that way.
Also, info on the new album finally surfaced. Apparently it's going to be called Glean and will have 16 tracks including Erase, Glean, Music Jail and Underwater Woman. I'm betting I Can Help The Next In Line and Let Me Tell You Aboot My Operation will make it too since they feature guest artists and those usually make it onto albums. The vast majority of b-sides are just TMBG themselves.
Lately I've been on the receiving end of a lot of harrassment aboot my pedosexuality due to certain (false) accusations aboot me. People don't seem to understand that just because I'm pedosexual doesn't mean I'm a rapist. I'm a good person and I just fantasize aboot children and it's no different from any other fetish. I wish NAMBLA would step up their game and do some widespread educating aboot pedosexuality to remove the social stigma. Even the most liberal people discriminate against us and it SUCKS.
It's been really cold lately. I usually like it to be a bit nippy but even I have been wearing my jacket indoors, when I'm not curled up under a blanket on my chesterfield. It's been this way ever since one of my heaters stopped working. And due to the cold, my pipes under the sink froze, which caused a leak somehoo. My aunt and her friend (who if you recall are my landlords) were over fixing it all day yesterday. It was annoying in and of itself but they also kept scolding me aboot perceived chores I supposedly needed to do like washing the dishes and vaccuming cat litter off the floor. Stuff that's way too much for me.
I need a roommate to help me with stuff like that. I wish Jessa aka Mum would move in with me. I asked her once but she said no. I was also thinking maybe we could be life partners until Wife reciprocates. I should talk to her aboot that but I don't know hoo to contact her since she deleted her Twitter accoont. Also, I think she should become a guru because she's spiritual and benevolent. I've been thinking aboot her a lot lately. That's not really new though.
A thing I did recently that I really liked was volunteering with cats. It was mostly cleaning oot their litter boxes, feeding them and watering them. I got to play with a couple a little too though. I'm gonna do more cat volunteering tomorrow and probably every month until I age oot of the program I'm in in September. On the subject of cats, mine just recently realized he likes snuggling with me on the chesterfield at night. I guess he's keeping warm in the cold.
A bit ago I decided I'm transage. And I've been transgender for many many years. So long story short, I'm a little girl. I've added a new song, I'm A Little Girl, to my repertoire alongside all my songs aboot buttsex. Have I mentioned I like anal intercourse? Also, I hate vaginal intercourse. It would be nice if I never had to have vaginal intercourse but Wife will probably want me to. Sigh.
I forget when I did my last LJ entry. I might've gotten Pokémon Omega Ruby since then. If so, then I'd like to point oot that I've been playing that. I want to trade over my perfect Pokémon I bred in X but have no way to do so. I ended up breeding a few new ones. I'm not having much luck in the Battle Maison though. Unfortunately, my favourites are terrible and useless except maybe Mega Gardevoir.
I also went bowling with Dad again. I forget if I LJ'd aboot the last time I did so which was I think last month. I tweeted aboot it but I like to LJ aboot stuff too. LJ lets me expand on premises because there's no character limit.
I accidentally
Ed Note: We all know what he is doing in 2016. Well, until at least 2032. Seriously, he went with the trans age thing? Is he every sick LOL Cow trait all in one person?!
Coffee Crew
Nick Bate's Web Comic the Coffee Crew
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Saturday, July 18, 2009
Some Things You Should Know
You've all heard the stories about Nick being a creepy stalker, right? Of course you have! Well, here's some other pieces of information you might want to see!
Nick isn't just some random dude that started "stalking" her. Oh no, not at all! Nick was one of Anna's CLOSE FRIENDS since 2006! GASP! REVELATION! And guess what?! Until August 23, 2008, Anna never before complained aboot any of the things she now complains about!
Also note that this page is not meant to hurt Anna's feelings or anything, but rather to save my own ass and prove that I'm not a creepy, idiotic stalker like she claims I am.
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[edit]Oh, dat hypocritic Anna!
You may have heard that Anna considers the word 'aboot' offensive to Canadians for some reason! Well, let's take a look at some excerpts from chat logs, shall we?
[edit]April 9, 2006
hagurumon41: Guess what I might be doing Thursday? shippinator_mandy: Meeting Myrrh? hagurumon41: Uh... yeah. hagurumon41: How did you know? Are you psychic?! hagurumon41: I swear, that wasn't you! That was... some person I just made up! shippinator_mandy: You talk aboot it a lot. shippinator_mandy: Does she know? hagurumon41: Yeah, we kinda just made the plans. shippinator_mandy: Ah. hagurumon41: Like, a couple minutes ago. shippinator_mandy: Well, have fun. shippinator_mandy: ANDTAKE PICTURES .
WHOA WHOA WHOA BACK UP
shippinator_mandy: You talk aboot it a lot.
OHHHHHHHH, WHAT WAS THAT, ANNA?
[edit]May 26, 2006
Hagurumon31: oh, and I'm 177 pounds. IllNeedACrane: I'm...115. IllNeedACrane: And 5'3". Hagurumon31: Well, if that chart at that science place was right, I'm three pounds underweight... somehow. IllNeedACrane: O_o Hagurumon31: I don't know how that's possible, unless it meant 180 pounds of muscle instead of fat. IllNeedACrane: Well, if you ARE 5'8"... Hagurumon31: Yeah... the chart said 180 lbs. is what 5'8" peeps are supposed to be. IllNeedACrane: So you're fine. IllNeedACrane: What aboot 5'3"? Hagurumon31: I... don't know... I didn't think to look. IllNeedACrane: Well, do ya think 115 lbs is okay? Hagurumon31: Yeah, should be. IllNeedACrane: Cool.
Did you spot the 'aboot'?
[edit]OMG Anna has actually complimented Nick in the past!
And here's some nice things Anna has said aboot me!
[edit]Nick does not always talk aboot marriage and sex
And here's evidence that I do NOT always hit on her!
[edit]February 29, 2008
[22:20] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Okay. I need to tell you this. [22:21] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Hmm? [22:21] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: I'm breaking up with Paul. THIS DOES NOT MEAN YOU HAVE A CHANCE WITH ME. CAPICHE? [22:21] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Huh? [22:21] Kentucky Don't Exist!: How come you're breaking up? [22:22] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: It just ain't workin' out [22:22] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Oh. [22:24] Kentucky Don't Exist!: So like. Are you okay? [22:25] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: I'm fine. [22:25] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: In fact, I'm...kind of glad. I just did it. [22:25] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: And he seems okay with it. I think we'll be able to stay friends, which is a good thing. [22:25] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Ah, okay. [22:27] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Do you... have anyone else in mind? [22:27] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Nope. [22:27] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Ah. [22:29] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Hey, uh. [22:30] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Yuss? [22:30] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Is it alright if I tell KN? He... kinda thought you were in anabusive relationship and... I mean, this'd kinda be evidence against it. o_o; [22:30] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: He did? O_o [22:30] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Why? [22:31] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Yeah. For the past three weeks, actually. [22:31] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: That's just silly. O_o [22:31] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Well... he said you display the symptoms and stuff. Actually, Jessa and I discussed it, to. [22:31] Kentucky Don't Exist!: *too [22:31] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: I do? O_o That's odd, because I was never in such a relationship. [22:32] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Yeah. I know. [22:32] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: So yeah, tell him I never was in an abusive relationship. [22:32] Kentucky Don't Exist!: I did. But I didn't tell him WHY I know this. [22:32] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Why did you know? [22:33] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Um? Because you broke up with your boyfriend. [22:33] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Aside from the fact that I wouldn't keep something like that a secret. [22:33] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Ah. [22:33] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Well, that's the thing. People who're being abused DO tend to keep it a secret, so. [22:34] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Ahh. [22:34] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Odd. [22:34] Kentucky Don't Exist!: You... didn't know this? I mean... y'know... they'd be ashamed and stuff... [22:34] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Ah.
You will note that not only did I not take advantage of the situation and swoop in for the rebound, I actually counseled her and provided her with useful information! Plus I was worried aboot her being in an abusive relationship!
[edit]The Real Anna Nickel
Instances of Anna yelling at me for no reason whatsoever . Reminds you of present-day, huh?
[edit]April 4, 2008
[19:34] anna_cassidy_nickel@hotmail.com: K, I'm not angry at you anymore. [19:34]Meebo Message: Anna Cassidy - And everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty. is online [19:37] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Oh, hi! [19:37] Anna Cassidy - And everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty.: I have realized that perhaps I am too controlling of you. [19:37] Kentucky Don't Exist!: ...uhh... how so? o.O [19:37] Anna Cassidy - And everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty.: I dunno. I justboss you around so much.
Ah, she finally admits it! Too bad she forgot this realization shortly afterward. I'm a piece of shit and am in jail!
[edit]Nick really knows his shiznit
Instances of Nick being the intelligent one!
[edit]Miscellaneous mindfucks
[edit]May 13, 2006
Hagurumon31: Well, what if you devised a point system, and buicking is like, the most expensiveprize that I might be able to achieve like once a year? IllNeedACrane: No. Hagurumon31: Oh... well, what kind of prizes CAN I get? IllNeedACrane: Uh... IllNeedACrane: Kisses. Drawings. Stuff like that.
Okay, yes, I admit I asked her for anilingus here, but you'll also notice that HOLY CRAP SHE AGREED TO KISSES.
Sunday, April 9, 2006
Anna and Nick Chatlog
hagurumon41: Hey.
shippinator_mandy: Haldo.
hagurumon41: Hi there.
hagurumon41: Guess what I might be doing Thursday?
shippinator_mandy: Meeting Myrrh?
hagurumon41: Uh... yeah.
hagurumon41: How did you know? Are you psychic?!
hagurumon41: I swear, that wasn't you! That was... some person I just made up!
shippinator_mandy: You talk aboot it a lot.
shippinator_mandy: Does she know?
hagurumon41: Yeah, we kinda just made the plans.
shippinator_mandy: Ah.
hagurumon41: Like, a couple minutes ago.
shippinator_mandy: Well, have fun.
shippinator_mandy: AND TAKE PICTURES.
hagurumon41: Ah, good idea.
hagurumon41: NEKKID PICTURES?!?!?!
shippinator_mandy: No.
shippinator_mandy: Just pictures of you two hanging out.
shippinator_mandy: Then I'll be more comfortable aboot the idea of meeting up someday.
shippinator_mandy: SOMEDAY.
shippinator_mandy: Like, in the future.
hagurumon41: Okay. Can we hang out nekkid?
shippinator_mandy: No.
hagurumon41: Oh. Okay then.
shippinator_mandy: The semi-distant future...like, when we're in our late teens...
hagurumon41: : (
hagurumon41: Ummm... okay then...
shippinator_mandy: At very least, 16. We don't have a lot of interesting places in my
immediate vicinity.
hagurumon41: Heh.
shippinator_mandy: And when I'm 16, I can drive.
shippinator_mandy: And I'll be older and stuff.
hagurumon41: Well, I never wanna drive. Ever.
shippinator_mandy: Then how the fuck would we meet up?!
shippinator_mandy: I live on the other side of the fuckin' country!
hagurumon41: Ummm... somebody could bring... me...
hagurumon41: Like... my aunt... or Dad... or something...
shippinator_mandy: bbl, dinner
hagurumon41: K.
shippinator_mandy: Back.
hagurumon41: Hi.
hagurumon41: Wow, 40 minutes? Usually my dinners only take like, five minutes or less.
shippinator_mandy: We went out.
shippinator_mandy: Our dinners at home are shorter. Like, 5 minutes.
hagurumon41: Oh.
hagurumon41: Ah, I see.
hagurumon41: So... 'sup?
shippinator_mandy: Not much.
hagurumon41: ...Buick. *gets kicked* OW. ...Okay, that was fun.
shippinator_mandy: Yay!
hagurumon41: ..."yay"?
shippinator_mandy: Yay for fun!
hagurumon41: Uh... alright then. Jessica's still hot.
shippinator_mandy: Then why do you keep talking aboot Rya buttseckz?
hagurumon41: Uh... because I can? Also, I talk aboot Jessica buttseckz sometimes.
shippinator_mandy: Okay.
shippinator_mandy: Anyway.
shippinator_mandy: Y'know the sexy/cute/pretty question?
hagurumon41: Yeah.
shippinator_mandy: Well, now, answer it aboot the Bonus Stage girls. And Jessica may only be used
ONCE.
shippinator_mandy: ONCE.
hagurumon41: Fuck...
hagurumon41: Ummm...
hagurumon41: Jessica, Cassidy, Rya?
shippinator_mandy: Okay.
shippinator_mandy: I definitely agree aboot Casseh.
shippinator_mandy: She needs a hug.
shippinator_mandy: -hugs Cassadingdong-
hagurumon41: Is my prize buicking Jessica?
shippinator_mandy: Fine...
hagurumon41: YAY!
hagurumon41: And, um... who the fudge is "Mandica"? XDD
shippinator_mandy: Me and Jessica mixed somehow/
shippinator_mandy: .
shippinator_mandy: It's a very scary concept.
shippinator_mandy: FEAR IT.
hagurumon41: Wow.
hagurumon41: That's like... the hottest person ever.
hagurumon41: EVERRRRR
shippinator_mandy: But she would wreak havoc on teh universe.
hagurumon41: Yeah. She has guy magnet abilities.
shippinator_mandy: Heh.
shippinator_mandy: Where did I mention her?
shippinator_mandy: I forgot.
hagurumon41: Actually, they're more like... "guys' tongue magnets", and they're in her anus.
shippinator_mandy: No.
hagurumon41: Ummm... HMB. The ^>V game thing.
hagurumon41: Aww.
shippinator_mandy: Ah.
hagurumon41: *hug*
shippinator_mandy: -hug-
hagurumon41: *hug x2*
shippinator_mandy: -huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug-
hagurumon41: *hug x3*
shippinator_mandy: Okay.
shippinator_mandy: -infinite hugs-
shippinator_mandy: THERE
hagurumon41: *nekkid hug*
hagurumon41: HUUUUUG!
hagurumon41: ... *gets kicked* OW< FUCK!
shippinator_mandy: I like the word "nekkid".
shippinator_mandy: It's funny-sounding.
hagurumon41: Heh.
hagurumon41: It's like... a redneck word.
hagurumon41: And it's mixed in with my fake Canadian accent, so...
shippinator_mandy: My dad used to joke aboot a website called "www.nekkidpeople.com".
shippinator_mandy: No, it doesn't really exist.
hagurumon41: ...is it porn?
shippinator_mandy: It was supposed to be, but it's not a real website.
hagurumon41: Aww.
hagurumon41: Man, it SHOULD be real.
hagurumon41: Whoa, what if like...
shippinator_mandy: No, you are NOT registering that domain name!
hagurumon41: I made that site... and everyone could post nekkid pictures of themselves!
shippinator_mandy: NO
hagurumon41: Oh. But I WANT to. : (
shippinator_mandy: I'm not posting nekkid pictures of myself.
hagurumon41: o____o
hagurumon41: I'd post nekkid pictures of ME.
shippinator_mandy: O_o
hagurumon41: What?
hagurumon41: Everyone needs to see nekkid Nick.
shippinator_mandy: I don't.
hagurumon41: ...oh. Well, everyone else does.
shippinator_mandy: No they don't.
hagurumon41: Umm... why? I want people to see me nekkid! >_<
shippinator_mandy: Why?!
hagurumon41: I dunno. So they'd give me critique.
shippinator_mandy: You're crazy.
hagurumon41: Yeah.
hagurumon41: I am.
shippinator_mandy: http://store.yahoo.com/tmbg-catalog/snowsweat.html
hagurumon41: I still wish I could do it, though.
shippinator_mandy: I'M GETTING THE HOODIE 8D
hagurumon41: Cool!
shippinator_mandy: Look at it.
shippinator_mandy: It's hawt.
hagurumon41: A'ight.
hagurumon41: Whoa, cool.
shippinator_mandy: I heart it.
hagurumon41: Heh.
shippinator_mandy: I HEART THAT SHIRT!
hagurumon41: OMG.
shippinator_mandy: What?
hagurumon41: Thiggy's a goon.
hagurumon41: I mean...
hagurumon41: I dunno. You're cool, I guess.
shippinator_mandy: Yeah.
hagurumon41: Of course you are.
shippinator_mandy: Yes, I do rule.
shippinator_mandy: But now I must prepare glazed confections for the local church.
hagurumon41: This package... is not for... you...
shippinator_mandy: I've always thought that with a keen cybernetic eye for detail, one truth
will...possibly...I dunno.
hagurumon41: So wait, your innner monologue's male?
shippinator_mandy: My genesis is weird and disturbing.
hagurumon41: With Joel? I don't doubt it.
shippinator_mandy: Favorite character designs?
hagurumon41: Huh?
shippinator_mandy: Like, your favorite designs for the BS characters.
shippinator_mandy: I like Phil's most recent one. It's the hottest.
hagurumon41: Too bad Jessica never got a redesign.
hagurumon41: Yeah, all the new designs are pretty cool, really.
shippinator_mandy: Yeah.
shippinator_mandy: Well, Jessica kinda did...she lost that raised eyebrow thing.
shippinator_mandy: Which somehow made her less hot.
hagurumon41: The... wha?
shippinator_mandy: Well, she had that weird curved line above one eye.
hagurumon41: Oh. Well, that's just... uh... facial expression...
shippinator_mandy: But she always had it.
shippinator_mandy: And then it went away.
hagurumon41: Umm... okay... I'ma have to watch BS seasons 4-7 again.
hagurumon41: Thanks a friggin' lot, man. >_>
shippinator_mandy: You don't have to...
shippinator_mandy: Just watch First Cursh, then Depart's All Yours.
hagurumon41: Oh. Orrr... I could check out the wiki!
shippinator_mandy: Yeah.
shippinator_mandy: But it's not mentioned there.
hagurumon41: The wiki knows all.
hagurumon41: Yeah, but there's pictures.
shippinator_mandy: Yeah.
hagurumon41: So... when was it that the curved... line... thing... vanished?
shippinator_mandy: I don't know.
hagurumon41: 'Kaaay...
hagurumon41: Hmm... you're right.
shippinator_mandy: When did it vanish>
shippinator_mandy: ?
hagurumon41: Ummm... now THAT, I don't know.
shippinator_mandy: Where did you find the different pictures?
hagurumon41: Uh... I checked out a really, really, really, really, really, old version of the
BSWiki's characters page and compared it to the current one.
hagurumon41: Of course, I already knew the curved line used to be there, but I thought it was
only in the opening credits.
shippinator_mandy: Ah.
shippinator_mandy: No, it's always been there.
hagurumon41: Even in the actual episodes?
shippinator_mandy: Yeah.
hagurumon41: Wow.
hagurumon41: Dangit, Myrrh's trying to convince me to not do people again. >_>
hagurumon41: Well, I guess I need to check the episode pages, then.
shippinator_mandy: What's she saying?
hagurumon41: Well, she went to bed NOW.
hagurumon41: But she was telling me aboot all these sluts at her school, and stuff...
shippinator_mandy: Ah.
hagurumon41: And I was all, "AWESOME!", and she was all, "No. You're here to hang out with
me, not get laid."
hagurumon41: And I'm like, "But I want sex" and she's all, "No. You're too young", then the
battle began. Dun dun duuuuuun.
shippinator_mandy: Don't do her, Nick.
shippinator_mandy: She's really anti-sex.
shippinator_mandy: Even if she wasn't, I wouldn't like it.
shippinator_mandy: And I agree, you ARE too young. You're 14, for Groening's sake!
hagurumon41: I know that.
hagurumon41: And also, I was referring to doing those sluts at her school.
hagurumon41: Umm... 14 isn't young. At all.
hagurumon41: In my opinion, people can have sex whenever they want.
shippinator_mandy: Yeah, but that doesn't mean they should.
shippinator_mandy: Remember the risks.
shippinator_mandy: If you ARE gonna do it, wear a condom.
hagurumon41: I know, but I'm a perv.
hagurumon41: Umm.
hagurumon41: And also, I mean buicking and fellatio.
shippinator_mandy: Ah.
shippinator_mandy: Riiiiiiiiiight.
hagurumon41: So... now condom required.
hagurumon41: Also, I don't like condoms anyway.
shippinator_mandy: Still, if you have vaginal intercourse, you have to wear a condom.
hagurumon41: No condoms for Nick.
shippinator_mandy: STDs and all that. And pregnancy.
hagurumon41: Yeah, I know.
hagurumon41: But... I really don't care aboot vaginal sex...
shippinator_mandy: Any guy who won't use a condom during vaginal intercourse is an asshole.
That's my philosophy.
shippinator_mandy: I'd never fuck a guy who won't use a condom.
hagurumon41: Anal, however, is cool.
shippinator_mandy: You should still wear a condom for that. Like I said, STDs.
hagurumon41: O_O
hagurumon41: What, even after you're married?
hagurumon41: o___o
shippinator_mandy: No.
shippinator_mandy: If you're gonna get married, get tested.
shippinator_mandy: And tell your partner to get tested.
hagurumon41: Uhh... how?
hagurumon41: Dude, I friggin hate needles.
shippinator_mandy: Go to the doctor.
shippinator_mandy: But this is more important.
hagurumon41: No. Doctors freak me oot.
shippinator_mandy: Would you want to get some kinda terminal illness?
hagurumon41: Eh, I don't mind.
shippinator_mandy: Would you want your partner to get some kinda terminal illness?
shippinator_mandy: Do you wanna get HERPES?
hagurumon41: No.
hagurumon41: Eh, whatever.
shippinator_mandy: Herpes is, like, cold sores...on your genitalia...
hagurumon41: I know.
shippinator_mandy: And it's fucking important, Nick.
shippinator_mandy: If you think like this, I don't think you're mature enough to have secks.
hagurumon41: Uhhhh...
hagurumon41: But... I want to...
shippinator_mandy: That's not a good enough reason, I say.
shippinator_mandy: It takes responsibility.
hagurumon41: Yeah, but...
hagurumon41: o_O
hagurumon41: Umm...
shippinator_mandy: What?
hagurumon41: This... is weird.
hagurumon41: Uh, never mind.
hagurumon41: Yeah, dude, like I said...
hagurumon41: I... don't really care aboot vaginal sex, soo...
shippinator_mandy: Yeah, but still.
shippinator_mandy: You can pass on--and get--STDs other ways.
hagurumon41: Yeah.
hagurumon41: But... condoms suck...
shippinator_mandy: No they don't.
hagurumon41: Well, they kinda kill all the fun.
shippinator_mandy: No they don't.
shippinator_mandy: They make thin ones.
hagurumon41: Yeah, but still. Uh. I'd rather not have those.
shippinator_mandy: Why not?
hagurumon41: Because.
hagurumon41: I'd rather just stick with, like... birth control pills.
shippinator_mandy: Yeah, but those don't protect against STDs.
hagurumon41: Well, then... how do I get tested?
shippinator_mandy: Go to the doctor!
hagurumon41: ...no.
shippinator_mandy: -headdesk-
hagurumon41: Why would I have any if I've never even had sex yet?
shippinator_mandy: I dunno.
hagurumon41: So then... I shouldn't really have to get tested.
hagurumon41: Soooo... I'll just, like, get married.
shippinator_mandy: Whatever.'
hagurumon41: What?
shippinator_mandy: I don't care.
hagurumon41: Ummm... what? D'you think I'm stupid or something? Because we've already
established that.
shippinator_mandy: No.
shippinator_mandy: I'm just tired of this conversation.
hagurumon41: Ummm... 'kay...
hagurumon41: So... what else should we discuss?
shippinator_mandy: Uh...
shippinator_mandy: Bonus Stage? ._.
hagurumon41: Err... 'kay.
hagurumon41: Sooo...
shippinator_mandy: Worst episode? Totally Fibbing.
hagurumon41: Eh... I'd say Out.
shippinator_mandy: Yeah.
shippinator_mandy: That one also sucks.
hagurumon41: Yeah. It did.
hagurumon41: I kinda liked Fibbing, though. Mainly just for the first scene thing.
shippinator_mandy: Yeah...
shippinator_mandy: I just don't like Space Tree.
hagurumon41: Uh-oh. Did The Day The World Did Stuff piss you off?
shippinator_mandy: Why?
shippinator_mandy: It didn't.
hagurumon41: Oh, good. Because that kicked ass.
shippinator_mandy: Why do you ask?
hagurumon41: Well, he made a brief cameo in it.
hagurumon41: And also Evil's New Groove.
shippinator_mandy: Yeah, but still.
shippinator_mandy: An entire episode?
hagurumon41: Ah, I see.
hagurumon41: I have New Orleans Funk full version. : D
shippinator_mandy: Nice.
hagurumon41: Yep. Someone posted it on the BSWiki's forums, even though it's kind of... not
supposed to be put up for download.
shippinator_mandy: Ah.
hagurumon41: OMG. Nekkid Nick. http://nekkidnickbateisprobablycool.com
hagurumon41: YES, IT EXISTS!
hagurumon41: It does. Really.
shippinator_mandy: I want the end music for Phil's Crazy-Ass Journey.
hagurumon41: Yeah...
hagurumon41: If it's not on the BSWiki, then I'd like, play through until that music, and then
turning on Sound Recorder or whatever.
hagurumon41: I tried to do that for Seabed Scuffle... I watched ep75 and got my Sound
Recorder opened and recorded it, kind of.
shippinator_mandy: Ah.
hagurumon41: Yeah, but the actual file would have MUCH better sound quality.
shippinator_mandy: brb
hagurumon41: Soooo... Flash decompiler.
shippinator_mandy: Back.
hagurumon41: Hey...
hagurumon41: http://www.therealrubyrulez.net/BS79_RyasDeath.MP3
shippinator_mandy: Oh, I have that one.
shippinator_mandy: It's not the same.
hagurumon41: Isn't that the same one?
hagurumon41: Oh.
shippinator_mandy: No.
shippinator_mandy: They say it's a slowed down version, but they don't sound the same.
hagurumon41: Hmmm.
hagurumon41: I have a few MP3s on my lappy. Mostly battle music, but the Bacon Man is on there,
too, and so is all three New Orleans Funk thingies.
shippinator_mandy: UAU
shippinator_mandy: *YAY
hagurumon41: Ummm... 'kay. I should try to download like, EVERYTHING sometime.
hagurumon41: I have frickin' 20-some free gigabytes, even with all those SKF scripts and stuff.
shippinator_mandy: Heh.
hagurumon41: And also there was that Tara>Myrrh>Nick>Anna fanfic. o_O
hagurumon41: And some other random things.
shippinator_mandy: Go on aboot the fanfic.
hagurumon41: Ummm... it's a fanfic. Aboot us four cool people.
shippinator_mandy: Go on.
shippinator_mandy: CAN I READ IT?
hagurumon41: I only have five paragraphs typed up, it sucks, and it's on my laptop back home.
shippinator_mandy: Oh.
hagurumon41: And it's probably gonna have a crappy ending, because none of that would really work
out.
shippinator_mandy: Heh.
shippinator_mandy: What's the plot?
hagurumon41: Umm... it's a love square... and I guess we basically all hit on eachother or
something.
shippinator_mandy: O_o
shippinator_mandy: Who hits on who? XED
hagurumon41: I... don't really have much planned oot.
shippinator_mandy: *XD
hagurumon41: Well... like I said... Tara>Myrrh>Nick>Anna.
shippinator_mandy: Okay...
hagurumon41: Yeah... I suck at writing, though.
shippinator_mandy: Ah.
hagurumon41: It's... really horrible. I guess I need to somehow write it so that we don't all
live in different states.
shippinator_mandy: Heh.
hagurumon41: All the conversations are over IMs. It's... it's very writer's blocky.
shippinator_mandy: Ah.
hagurumon41: *hug*
shippinator_mandy: -hug-
hagurumon41: *huuuuuuuuug*
shippinator_mandy: -huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug-
hagurumon41: *nekkid hug*
shippinator_mandy: no
hagurumon41: : (
hagurumon41: *cries*
shippinator_mandy: -hug-
hagurumon41: ^_^ *hug*
shippinator_mandy: YAY HUG
hagurumon41: OKAY I HUGD MY CAT
shippinator_mandy: Not as funny. D:<
hagurumon41: Yeah, I know.
hagurumon41: OKAY NOW IM NEKKID
shippinator_mandy: Whatever.
hagurumon41: Argh. It's impossible to be as funny as you.
hagurumon41: Stop being so damn funny! XD
shippinator_mandy: It's possible.
shippinator_mandy: Matt Groening's funnier than me.
hagurumon41: o_O
hagurumon41: Okay, okay, okay. I got another one:
shippinator_mandy: brb
hagurumon41: Phil, Paul and Matt Groening!
shippinator_mandy: YAY
hagurumon41: ^_^
shippinator_mandy: Back.
hagurumon41: 'ello.
hagurumon41: So... WHO WINS?!
shippinator_mandy: I CAN'T CHOOSE. D:
hagurumon41: Hehehe.
hagurumon41: Okay, fine:
hagurumon41: A cat vs. a dog vs. Nick Bate vs. some nekkid guy with a trench coat
shippinator_mandy: If he had a trenchcoat, he wouldn't be nekkid.
shippinator_mandy: In any case, Nekkid Trenchcoat Guy somehow.
hagurumon41: Well, he's nekkid UNDER the rench coat. And he flashes people rnadomly.
hagurumon41: o_O
hagurumon41: : (
hagurumon41: *cries*
shippinator_mandy: You'd win second.
hagurumon41: Yay!
shippinator_mandy: And you'd fellate Nekkid Trenchcoat Guy.
hagurumon41: ...only for cash.
shippinator_mandy: Okay...
hagurumon41: A large amount of cash.
hagurumon41: Like, 50 bucks maybe.
shippinator_mandy: Nekkid Trenchcoat Guy is a hermaphrodite.
shippinator_mandy: And you perform cunnilingus on him.
hagurumon41: YAY!
hagurumon41: ^_^
hagurumon41: *cunnilingus'd!*
shippinator_mandy: O_o
hagurumon41: What?
hagurumon41: He... he paid me.
shippinator_mandy: Okay...
hagurumon41: Yeah...
hagurumon41: *hands you fifty bucks* This is... umm... for... no reason... no reason at all...
shippinator_mandy: Yay!
hagurumon41: >_>
hagurumon41: <_<
hagurumon41: *hands you twenty-nine more bucks*
shippinator_mandy: ...Cool, I'm rich.
hagurumon41: WEll. Now I'm broke. My wallet is... empty. Except for this change.
hagurumon41: But I never use change, so here. *gives you change*
shippinator_mandy: Okay.
shippinator_mandy: Wait...79?
shippinator_mandy: Is that supposed to be symbolic, or is it just a coincidence?
hagurumon41: 79?
shippinator_mandy: Or am I just reading too far into this, like I always do?
hagurumon41: What?
hagurumon41: 79 isn't anything. You're thinking of 69 or 89.
shippinator_mandy: Bonus Stage episode 79?
hagurumon41: Oh, wait. Ryaconning. Duh.
hagurumon41: Why did I not notice that?
shippinator_mandy: Yeah.
shippinator_mandy: I LIKE READING TOO FAR INTO THINGS
hagurumon41: ME TOO
hagurumon41: Hehe.
hagurumon41: Look at The FAT of the LAN's number.
hagurumon41: : D
shippinator_mandy: 89?
shippinator_mandy: So?
hagurumon41: YUP!
hagurumon41: 89.
shippinator_mandy: I get 69, but not 89.
hagurumon41: 89 = buttseckz
hagurumon41: 8 = a butt
hagurumon41: 9 = some dude
shippinator_mandy: Oh.
hagurumon41: 89 = a butt and some dude = buttseckz
shippinator_mandy: O...kay...
hagurumon41: : P
shippinator_mandy: Heh.
shippinator_mandy: 69 was a great episode.
shippinator_mandy: Rya's Wedding.
hagurumon41: You should've seen the Keentoons forums when Rya's Wedding came out.
shippinator_mandy: What?
hagurumon41: Everyone was like, "hahaha! 69!"
shippinator_mandy: O_o
hagurumon41: Yep.
shippinator_mandy: It would've been sad if Joel hadn't made his comment aboot it being a
happy ending.
hagurumon41: Yeah... I was kinda crying there.
shippinator_mandy: I wasn't, but it was still depressing.
hagurumon41: Yeah..
shippinator_mandy: Like, she KNOWS that she can't ever be truly happy, but she's trying anyway.
hagurumon41: Awwwww...
hagurumon41: I wanna hug Rya.
shippinator_mandy: Yeah.
shippinator_mandy: She totally needs a hug.
hagurumon41: From Phil.
hagurumon41: While he has a boner.
shippinator_mandy: O_o
hagurumon41: : D
hagurumon41: oUo
hagurumon41: XDDDD
hagurumon41: That didn't look right.
hagurumon41: That "oUo" was supposed to be, like... a really big grin, but... look at it.
shippinator_mandy: What was it supposed to be?
shippinator_mandy: Oh.
shippinator_mandy: It reminds me of Kilroy.
hagurumon41: XD
shippinator_mandy: Or penis.
hagurumon41: Kilroy?
shippinator_mandy: The "Kilroy Was Here" guy.
hagurumon41: From HRWiki?
hagurumon41: I go to his site sometimes.
shippinator_mandy: No.
shippinator_mandy: He's a guy from graffiti...he's always shown peeking over a wall.
hagurumon41: OOOOOOOOH.
hagurumon41: Yeah, but oUo looks like a penis and balls to me.
shippinator_mandy: Kinda.
shippinator_mandy: Kilroy's like this: o'u'o
shippinator_mandy: Just peeking over the wall.
hagurumon41: Yeah.
shippinator_mandy: WHICH BONUS STAGE CHARACTER IS MOST IN NEED OF A HUG?
hagurumon41: And having an erection.
shippinator_mandy: O_o
hagurumon41: Uhhh...
hagurumon41: I think right now it's... Phil.
shippinator_mandy: Why?
shippinator_mandy: ...Nick?
shippinator_mandy: What happen?
hagurumon41: Hi.
hagurumon41: AOL happen.
shippinator_mandy: So why does Phil need a hug?
hagurumon41: 'Cause.
hagurumon41: He's pissed at Joel because of episode 82 and 84.
shippinator_mandy: Ah.
hagurumon41: And I guess 83, 'cause of his house being on fire...
shippinator_mandy: Then there's the Shipper Explanation...
hagurumon41: But it was the boat cruise that finally set him off.
hagurumon41: *hug*
shippinator_mandy: -hug-
hagurumon41: *hug*
shippinator_mandy: I still go with the Shipper Explanation.
hagurumon41: Eh...
hagurumon41: Wait, what's that?
shippinator_mandy: Isn't it obvious>
shippinator_mandy: ?
shippinator_mandy: The reason Phil needs a hug?
hagurumon41: Episode 85?
shippinator_mandy: EPISODE 79. DUH.
hagurumon41: Awwwww.
hagurumon41: *hugs Phil and also you*
hagurumon41: *watches Psychosis grope Rya's corpse*
shippinator_mandy: NO!
shippinator_mandy: Fuck.
hagurumon41: OKAY
shippinator_mandy: YOU MADE PHIL EVEN SADDER.
hagurumon41: Oops.
hagurumon41: Well, Psychosis did it, not ME.
hagurumon41: So when you see him online tomorrow or whenever, kick him.
shippinator_mandy: Okay.
shippinator_mandy: But yeah.
shippinator_mandy: SHIPPER EXPLANATION FTW
hagurumon41: >_> Oh, FINE.
hagurumon41: I'll agree with you. But only 'cause you're hot.
shippinator_mandy: I mean, it has to have contributed to his hug needage in some way.
hagurumon41: Yeah, you're right.
shippinator_mandy: XD
shippinator_mandy: I got Ondine by TMBG last night.
hagurumon41: Hey, I'm thinking aboot putting the entire BS site on my CD. Like, the GIF
image, the episode guide...
shippinator_mandy: I've already listened to it at least 50 times.
shippinator_mandy: That would b hawt
hagurumon41: Is it cool?
shippinator_mandy: YES.
shippinator_mandy: I dreamed I killed you again...
shippinator_mandy: It's from an EP, though.
hagurumon41: >_>
shippinator_mandy: "Back To Skull".
hagurumon41: Heh, okay.
hagurumon41: Wait... you dreamed you killed me?
shippinator_mandy: It's from the song.
hagurumon41: Oh
hagurumon41: : (
hagurumon41: I'd like to be in someone's dreams sometime.
shippinator_mandy: http://www.tmbw.net/wiki/index.php/Lyrics:Ondine
hagurumon41: Coolness...
hagurumon41: I still wanna be in your dream, though.
shippinator_mandy: Yeah.
hagurumon41: Can you be in MY dream?!
shippinator_mandy: Go ahead.
hagurumon41: Cool. I... just wish I knew how to put people in my dreams.
hagurumon41: If I knew, I would've had Bonus Stage dreams by now.
shippinator_mandy: I've had Bonus Stage dreams.
shippinator_mandy: No really significant ones, though.
shippinator_mandy: I don't control my dreams.
shippinator_mandy: They're crazy, though.
shippinator_mandy: Want me to tell you aboot a REALLY pervy dream I had?
hagurumon41: YESYESYESYES!
shippinator_mandy: Okay...
shippinator_mandy: I dreamed I was rooting around in my parents' bedroom.
hagurumon41: : D
shippinator_mandy: I found a blister pack, like the ones they package toys in.
shippinator_mandy: Inside it was a giant, glow-in-the-dark-looking condom. The package
proudly advertised, "24 INCH!"
shippinator_mandy: I told my mom, and she's all, "Oh, that's your dad's, honey!"
hagurumon41: XDDD
hagurumon41: That... is hilarious!
hagurumon41: I'd like to know how the hell a movie reference got inside your brain, though.
shippinator_mandy: Huh?
hagurumon41: ....nevermind.
hagurumon41: "lol ur hawt" = another of my catchphrases. WHEEEE!
shippinator_mandy: WOO
shippinator_mandy: Know who else needs a hug?
shippinator_mandy: CASSIDY.
hagurumon41: Yeah!
hagurumon41: *hugs Cassidy, Phil and you*
shippinator_mandy: I don't know why...maybe because she's so sweet somehow.
hagurumon41: Yeah... probably...
hagurumon41: Or the fact that she's all... cute.
shippinator_mandy: Like we said, she's the only character who's really truly innocent.
hagurumon41: Smithy has probably hugged her thousands of times by now.
shippinator_mandy: Yeah.
hagurumon41: What aboot- Oh, no... wait... HE's not, either...
hagurumon41: Smithy's probably buttraped Cassidy, too. XD
shippinator_mandy: Aww.
hagurumon41: ...what's the "aww" for? "Aww, that's adorable", or "Aww, that sucks"?
shippinator_mandy: The second one.
hagurumon41: Aww. (same here)
shippinator_mandy: Yeah.
shippinator_mandy: In a lot of ways, she's like a very precocious child.
shippinator_mandy: Uh...with boobs.
hagurumon41: XD
hagurumon41: BOOBS!
shippinator_mandy: And in Rya's earliest design, she was a five-year-old with boobs.
hagurumon41: ...hawt.
hagurumon41: I'm a 14-year-old with boobs.
hagurumon41: Except my boobs are ugly.
shippinator_mandy: It's a joke between Jello and I.
hagurumon41: Indeed.
hagurumon41: I'm a joke between my mom and my dad.
hagurumon41: OH GAWD I JUST PICTURED THEM HAVING SEX
shippinator_mandy: XD
hagurumon41: Noooooooooo!
hagurumon41: That's it! My mom sucks, so I'm getting a new mom!
hagurumon41: *looks around* Ummm... YOU! You're my new mom!
shippinator_mandy: No.
hagurumon41: DX
shippinator_mandy: JESSICA is your new mom. >8D
hagurumon41: YAY INCEST
hagurumon41: Geez, I should really start saving these convos.
hagurumon41: Also, YAY INCEST
shippinator_mandy: O_o
shippinator_mandy: Save this one.
hagurumon41: Ummm... 'kay.
hagurumon41: But I only have everything after [01:10] Hagurumon41: *hug*
[01:10] shippinator_mandy: I still go with the Shipper Explanation.
shippinator_mandy: Okay.
shippinator_mandy: I'll email it to you...your email address?
hagurumon41: Ummm... mailto:Hagurumon31@aol.com is what it's always been, since like, a few
months ago.
shippinator_mandy: Okay.
shippinator_mandy: Haldo.
hagurumon41: Hi there.
hagurumon41: Guess what I might be doing Thursday?
shippinator_mandy: Meeting Myrrh?
hagurumon41: Uh... yeah.
hagurumon41: How did you know? Are you psychic?!
hagurumon41: I swear, that wasn't you! That was... some person I just made up!
shippinator_mandy: You talk aboot it a lot.
shippinator_mandy: Does she know?
hagurumon41: Yeah, we kinda just made the plans.
shippinator_mandy: Ah.
hagurumon41: Like, a couple minutes ago.
shippinator_mandy: Well, have fun.
shippinator_mandy: AND TAKE PICTURES.
hagurumon41: Ah, good idea.
hagurumon41: NEKKID PICTURES?!?!?!
shippinator_mandy: No.
shippinator_mandy: Just pictures of you two hanging out.
shippinator_mandy: Then I'll be more comfortable aboot the idea of meeting up someday.
shippinator_mandy: SOMEDAY.
shippinator_mandy: Like, in the future.
hagurumon41: Okay. Can we hang out nekkid?
shippinator_mandy: No.
hagurumon41: Oh. Okay then.
shippinator_mandy: The semi-distant future...like, when we're in our late teens...
hagurumon41: : (
hagurumon41: Ummm... okay then...
shippinator_mandy: At very least, 16. We don't have a lot of interesting places in my
immediate vicinity.
hagurumon41: Heh.
shippinator_mandy: And when I'm 16, I can drive.
shippinator_mandy: And I'll be older and stuff.
hagurumon41: Well, I never wanna drive. Ever.
shippinator_mandy: Then how the fuck would we meet up?!
shippinator_mandy: I live on the other side of the fuckin' country!
hagurumon41: Ummm... somebody could bring... me...
hagurumon41: Like... my aunt... or Dad... or something...
shippinator_mandy: bbl, dinner
hagurumon41: K.
shippinator_mandy: Back.
hagurumon41: Hi.
hagurumon41: Wow, 40 minutes? Usually my dinners only take like, five minutes or less.
shippinator_mandy: We went out.
shippinator_mandy: Our dinners at home are shorter. Like, 5 minutes.
hagurumon41: Oh.
hagurumon41: Ah, I see.
hagurumon41: So... 'sup?
shippinator_mandy: Not much.
hagurumon41: ...Buick. *gets kicked* OW. ...Okay, that was fun.
shippinator_mandy: Yay!
hagurumon41: ..."yay"?
shippinator_mandy: Yay for fun!
hagurumon41: Uh... alright then. Jessica's still hot.
shippinator_mandy: Then why do you keep talking aboot Rya buttseckz?
hagurumon41: Uh... because I can? Also, I talk aboot Jessica buttseckz sometimes.
shippinator_mandy: Okay.
shippinator_mandy: Anyway.
shippinator_mandy: Y'know the sexy/cute/pretty question?
hagurumon41: Yeah.
shippinator_mandy: Well, now, answer it aboot the Bonus Stage girls. And Jessica may only be used
ONCE.
shippinator_mandy: ONCE.
hagurumon41: Fuck...
hagurumon41: Ummm...
hagurumon41: Jessica, Cassidy, Rya?
shippinator_mandy: Okay.
shippinator_mandy: I definitely agree aboot Casseh.
shippinator_mandy: She needs a hug.
shippinator_mandy: -hugs Cassadingdong-
hagurumon41: Is my prize buicking Jessica?
shippinator_mandy: Fine...
hagurumon41: YAY!
hagurumon41: And, um... who the fudge is "Mandica"? XDD
shippinator_mandy: Me and Jessica mixed somehow/
shippinator_mandy: .
shippinator_mandy: It's a very scary concept.
shippinator_mandy: FEAR IT.
hagurumon41: Wow.
hagurumon41: That's like... the hottest person ever.
hagurumon41: EVERRRRR
shippinator_mandy: But she would wreak havoc on teh universe.
hagurumon41: Yeah. She has guy magnet abilities.
shippinator_mandy: Heh.
shippinator_mandy: Where did I mention her?
shippinator_mandy: I forgot.
hagurumon41: Actually, they're more like... "guys' tongue magnets", and they're in her anus.
shippinator_mandy: No.
hagurumon41: Ummm... HMB. The ^>V game thing.
hagurumon41: Aww.
shippinator_mandy: Ah.
hagurumon41: *hug*
shippinator_mandy: -hug-
hagurumon41: *hug x2*
shippinator_mandy: -huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug-
hagurumon41: *hug x3*
shippinator_mandy: Okay.
shippinator_mandy: -infinite hugs-
shippinator_mandy: THERE
hagurumon41: *nekkid hug*
hagurumon41: HUUUUUG!
hagurumon41: ... *gets kicked* OW< FUCK!
shippinator_mandy: I like the word "nekkid".
shippinator_mandy: It's funny-sounding.
hagurumon41: Heh.
hagurumon41: It's like... a redneck word.
hagurumon41: And it's mixed in with my fake Canadian accent, so...
shippinator_mandy: My dad used to joke aboot a website called "www.nekkidpeople.com".
shippinator_mandy: No, it doesn't really exist.
hagurumon41: ...is it porn?
shippinator_mandy: It was supposed to be, but it's not a real website.
hagurumon41: Aww.
hagurumon41: Man, it SHOULD be real.
hagurumon41: Whoa, what if like...
shippinator_mandy: No, you are NOT registering that domain name!
hagurumon41: I made that site... and everyone could post nekkid pictures of themselves!
shippinator_mandy: NO
hagurumon41: Oh. But I WANT to. : (
shippinator_mandy: I'm not posting nekkid pictures of myself.
hagurumon41: o____o
hagurumon41: I'd post nekkid pictures of ME.
shippinator_mandy: O_o
hagurumon41: What?
hagurumon41: Everyone needs to see nekkid Nick.
shippinator_mandy: I don't.
hagurumon41: ...oh. Well, everyone else does.
shippinator_mandy: No they don't.
hagurumon41: Umm... why? I want people to see me nekkid! >_<
shippinator_mandy: Why?!
hagurumon41: I dunno. So they'd give me critique.
shippinator_mandy: You're crazy.
hagurumon41: Yeah.
hagurumon41: I am.
shippinator_mandy: http://store.yahoo.com/tmbg-catalog/snowsweat.html
hagurumon41: I still wish I could do it, though.
shippinator_mandy: I'M GETTING THE HOODIE 8D
hagurumon41: Cool!
shippinator_mandy: Look at it.
shippinator_mandy: It's hawt.
hagurumon41: A'ight.
hagurumon41: Whoa, cool.
shippinator_mandy: I heart it.
hagurumon41: Heh.
shippinator_mandy: I HEART THAT SHIRT!
hagurumon41: OMG.
shippinator_mandy: What?
hagurumon41: Thiggy's a goon.
hagurumon41: I mean...
hagurumon41: I dunno. You're cool, I guess.
shippinator_mandy: Yeah.
hagurumon41: Of course you are.
shippinator_mandy: Yes, I do rule.
shippinator_mandy: But now I must prepare glazed confections for the local church.
hagurumon41: This package... is not for... you...
shippinator_mandy: I've always thought that with a keen cybernetic eye for detail, one truth
will...possibly...I dunno.
hagurumon41: So wait, your innner monologue's male?
shippinator_mandy: My genesis is weird and disturbing.
hagurumon41: With Joel? I don't doubt it.
shippinator_mandy: Favorite character designs?
hagurumon41: Huh?
shippinator_mandy: Like, your favorite designs for the BS characters.
shippinator_mandy: I like Phil's most recent one. It's the hottest.
hagurumon41: Too bad Jessica never got a redesign.
hagurumon41: Yeah, all the new designs are pretty cool, really.
shippinator_mandy: Yeah.
shippinator_mandy: Well, Jessica kinda did...she lost that raised eyebrow thing.
shippinator_mandy: Which somehow made her less hot.
hagurumon41: The... wha?
shippinator_mandy: Well, she had that weird curved line above one eye.
hagurumon41: Oh. Well, that's just... uh... facial expression...
shippinator_mandy: But she always had it.
shippinator_mandy: And then it went away.
hagurumon41: Umm... okay... I'ma have to watch BS seasons 4-7 again.
hagurumon41: Thanks a friggin' lot, man. >_>
shippinator_mandy: You don't have to...
shippinator_mandy: Just watch First Cursh, then Depart's All Yours.
hagurumon41: Oh. Orrr... I could check out the wiki!
shippinator_mandy: Yeah.
shippinator_mandy: But it's not mentioned there.
hagurumon41: The wiki knows all.
hagurumon41: Yeah, but there's pictures.
shippinator_mandy: Yeah.
hagurumon41: So... when was it that the curved... line... thing... vanished?
shippinator_mandy: I don't know.
hagurumon41: 'Kaaay...
hagurumon41: Hmm... you're right.
shippinator_mandy: When did it vanish>
shippinator_mandy: ?
hagurumon41: Ummm... now THAT, I don't know.
shippinator_mandy: Where did you find the different pictures?
hagurumon41: Uh... I checked out a really, really, really, really, really, old version of the
BSWiki's characters page and compared it to the current one.
hagurumon41: Of course, I already knew the curved line used to be there, but I thought it was
only in the opening credits.
shippinator_mandy: Ah.
shippinator_mandy: No, it's always been there.
hagurumon41: Even in the actual episodes?
shippinator_mandy: Yeah.
hagurumon41: Wow.
hagurumon41: Dangit, Myrrh's trying to convince me to not do people again. >_>
hagurumon41: Well, I guess I need to check the episode pages, then.
shippinator_mandy: What's she saying?
hagurumon41: Well, she went to bed NOW.
hagurumon41: But she was telling me aboot all these sluts at her school, and stuff...
shippinator_mandy: Ah.
hagurumon41: And I was all, "AWESOME!", and she was all, "No. You're here to hang out with
me, not get laid."
hagurumon41: And I'm like, "But I want sex" and she's all, "No. You're too young", then the
battle began. Dun dun duuuuuun.
shippinator_mandy: Don't do her, Nick.
shippinator_mandy: She's really anti-sex.
shippinator_mandy: Even if she wasn't, I wouldn't like it.
shippinator_mandy: And I agree, you ARE too young. You're 14, for Groening's sake!
hagurumon41: I know that.
hagurumon41: And also, I was referring to doing those sluts at her school.
hagurumon41: Umm... 14 isn't young. At all.
hagurumon41: In my opinion, people can have sex whenever they want.
shippinator_mandy: Yeah, but that doesn't mean they should.
shippinator_mandy: Remember the risks.
shippinator_mandy: If you ARE gonna do it, wear a condom.
hagurumon41: I know, but I'm a perv.
hagurumon41: Umm.
hagurumon41: And also, I mean buicking and fellatio.
shippinator_mandy: Ah.
shippinator_mandy: Riiiiiiiiiight.
hagurumon41: So... now condom required.
hagurumon41: Also, I don't like condoms anyway.
shippinator_mandy: Still, if you have vaginal intercourse, you have to wear a condom.
hagurumon41: No condoms for Nick.
shippinator_mandy: STDs and all that. And pregnancy.
hagurumon41: Yeah, I know.
hagurumon41: But... I really don't care aboot vaginal sex...
shippinator_mandy: Any guy who won't use a condom during vaginal intercourse is an asshole.
That's my philosophy.
shippinator_mandy: I'd never fuck a guy who won't use a condom.
hagurumon41: Anal, however, is cool.
shippinator_mandy: You should still wear a condom for that. Like I said, STDs.
hagurumon41: O_O
hagurumon41: What, even after you're married?
hagurumon41: o___o
shippinator_mandy: No.
shippinator_mandy: If you're gonna get married, get tested.
shippinator_mandy: And tell your partner to get tested.
hagurumon41: Uhh... how?
hagurumon41: Dude, I friggin hate needles.
shippinator_mandy: Go to the doctor.
shippinator_mandy: But this is more important.
hagurumon41: No. Doctors freak me oot.
shippinator_mandy: Would you want to get some kinda terminal illness?
hagurumon41: Eh, I don't mind.
shippinator_mandy: Would you want your partner to get some kinda terminal illness?
shippinator_mandy: Do you wanna get HERPES?
hagurumon41: No.
hagurumon41: Eh, whatever.
shippinator_mandy: Herpes is, like, cold sores...on your genitalia...
hagurumon41: I know.
shippinator_mandy: And it's fucking important, Nick.
shippinator_mandy: If you think like this, I don't think you're mature enough to have secks.
hagurumon41: Uhhhh...
hagurumon41: But... I want to...
shippinator_mandy: That's not a good enough reason, I say.
shippinator_mandy: It takes responsibility.
hagurumon41: Yeah, but...
hagurumon41: o_O
hagurumon41: Umm...
shippinator_mandy: What?
hagurumon41: This... is weird.
hagurumon41: Uh, never mind.
hagurumon41: Yeah, dude, like I said...
hagurumon41: I... don't really care aboot vaginal sex, soo...
shippinator_mandy: Yeah, but still.
shippinator_mandy: You can pass on--and get--STDs other ways.
hagurumon41: Yeah.
hagurumon41: But... condoms suck...
shippinator_mandy: No they don't.
hagurumon41: Well, they kinda kill all the fun.
shippinator_mandy: No they don't.
shippinator_mandy: They make thin ones.
hagurumon41: Yeah, but still. Uh. I'd rather not have those.
shippinator_mandy: Why not?
hagurumon41: Because.
hagurumon41: I'd rather just stick with, like... birth control pills.
shippinator_mandy: Yeah, but those don't protect against STDs.
hagurumon41: Well, then... how do I get tested?
shippinator_mandy: Go to the doctor!
hagurumon41: ...no.
shippinator_mandy: -headdesk-
hagurumon41: Why would I have any if I've never even had sex yet?
shippinator_mandy: I dunno.
hagurumon41: So then... I shouldn't really have to get tested.
hagurumon41: Soooo... I'll just, like, get married.
shippinator_mandy: Whatever.'
hagurumon41: What?
shippinator_mandy: I don't care.
hagurumon41: Ummm... what? D'you think I'm stupid or something? Because we've already
established that.
shippinator_mandy: No.
shippinator_mandy: I'm just tired of this conversation.
hagurumon41: Ummm... 'kay...
hagurumon41: So... what else should we discuss?
shippinator_mandy: Uh...
shippinator_mandy: Bonus Stage? ._.
hagurumon41: Err... 'kay.
hagurumon41: Sooo...
shippinator_mandy: Worst episode? Totally Fibbing.
hagurumon41: Eh... I'd say Out.
shippinator_mandy: Yeah.
shippinator_mandy: That one also sucks.
hagurumon41: Yeah. It did.
hagurumon41: I kinda liked Fibbing, though. Mainly just for the first scene thing.
shippinator_mandy: Yeah...
shippinator_mandy: I just don't like Space Tree.
hagurumon41: Uh-oh. Did The Day The World Did Stuff piss you off?
shippinator_mandy: Why?
shippinator_mandy: It didn't.
hagurumon41: Oh, good. Because that kicked ass.
shippinator_mandy: Why do you ask?
hagurumon41: Well, he made a brief cameo in it.
hagurumon41: And also Evil's New Groove.
shippinator_mandy: Yeah, but still.
shippinator_mandy: An entire episode?
hagurumon41: Ah, I see.
hagurumon41: I have New Orleans Funk full version. : D
shippinator_mandy: Nice.
hagurumon41: Yep. Someone posted it on the BSWiki's forums, even though it's kind of... not
supposed to be put up for download.
shippinator_mandy: Ah.
hagurumon41: OMG. Nekkid Nick. http://nekkidnickbateisprobablycool.com
hagurumon41: YES, IT EXISTS!
hagurumon41: It does. Really.
shippinator_mandy: I want the end music for Phil's Crazy-Ass Journey.
hagurumon41: Yeah...
hagurumon41: If it's not on the BSWiki, then I'd like, play through until that music, and then
turning on Sound Recorder or whatever.
hagurumon41: I tried to do that for Seabed Scuffle... I watched ep75 and got my Sound
Recorder opened and recorded it, kind of.
shippinator_mandy: Ah.
hagurumon41: Yeah, but the actual file would have MUCH better sound quality.
shippinator_mandy: brb
hagurumon41: Soooo... Flash decompiler.
shippinator_mandy: Back.
hagurumon41: Hey...
hagurumon41: http://www.therealrubyrulez.net/BS79_RyasDeath.MP3
shippinator_mandy: Oh, I have that one.
shippinator_mandy: It's not the same.
hagurumon41: Isn't that the same one?
hagurumon41: Oh.
shippinator_mandy: No.
shippinator_mandy: They say it's a slowed down version, but they don't sound the same.
hagurumon41: Hmmm.
hagurumon41: I have a few MP3s on my lappy. Mostly battle music, but the Bacon Man is on there,
too, and so is all three New Orleans Funk thingies.
shippinator_mandy: UAU
shippinator_mandy: *YAY
hagurumon41: Ummm... 'kay. I should try to download like, EVERYTHING sometime.
hagurumon41: I have frickin' 20-some free gigabytes, even with all those SKF scripts and stuff.
shippinator_mandy: Heh.
hagurumon41: And also there was that Tara>Myrrh>Nick>Anna fanfic. o_O
hagurumon41: And some other random things.
shippinator_mandy: Go on aboot the fanfic.
hagurumon41: Ummm... it's a fanfic. Aboot us four cool people.
shippinator_mandy: Go on.
shippinator_mandy: CAN I READ IT?
hagurumon41: I only have five paragraphs typed up, it sucks, and it's on my laptop back home.
shippinator_mandy: Oh.
hagurumon41: And it's probably gonna have a crappy ending, because none of that would really work
out.
shippinator_mandy: Heh.
shippinator_mandy: What's the plot?
hagurumon41: Umm... it's a love square... and I guess we basically all hit on eachother or
something.
shippinator_mandy: O_o
shippinator_mandy: Who hits on who? XED
hagurumon41: I... don't really have much planned oot.
shippinator_mandy: *XD
hagurumon41: Well... like I said... Tara>Myrrh>Nick>Anna.
shippinator_mandy: Okay...
hagurumon41: Yeah... I suck at writing, though.
shippinator_mandy: Ah.
hagurumon41: It's... really horrible. I guess I need to somehow write it so that we don't all
live in different states.
shippinator_mandy: Heh.
hagurumon41: All the conversations are over IMs. It's... it's very writer's blocky.
shippinator_mandy: Ah.
hagurumon41: *hug*
shippinator_mandy: -hug-
hagurumon41: *huuuuuuuuug*
shippinator_mandy: -huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug-
hagurumon41: *nekkid hug*
shippinator_mandy: no
hagurumon41: : (
hagurumon41: *cries*
shippinator_mandy: -hug-
hagurumon41: ^_^ *hug*
shippinator_mandy: YAY HUG
hagurumon41: OKAY I HUGD MY CAT
shippinator_mandy: Not as funny. D:<
hagurumon41: Yeah, I know.
hagurumon41: OKAY NOW IM NEKKID
shippinator_mandy: Whatever.
hagurumon41: Argh. It's impossible to be as funny as you.
hagurumon41: Stop being so damn funny! XD
shippinator_mandy: It's possible.
shippinator_mandy: Matt Groening's funnier than me.
hagurumon41: o_O
hagurumon41: Okay, okay, okay. I got another one:
shippinator_mandy: brb
hagurumon41: Phil, Paul and Matt Groening!
shippinator_mandy: YAY
hagurumon41: ^_^
shippinator_mandy: Back.
hagurumon41: 'ello.
hagurumon41: So... WHO WINS?!
shippinator_mandy: I CAN'T CHOOSE. D:
hagurumon41: Hehehe.
hagurumon41: Okay, fine:
hagurumon41: A cat vs. a dog vs. Nick Bate vs. some nekkid guy with a trench coat
shippinator_mandy: If he had a trenchcoat, he wouldn't be nekkid.
shippinator_mandy: In any case, Nekkid Trenchcoat Guy somehow.
hagurumon41: Well, he's nekkid UNDER the rench coat. And he flashes people rnadomly.
hagurumon41: o_O
hagurumon41: : (
hagurumon41: *cries*
shippinator_mandy: You'd win second.
hagurumon41: Yay!
shippinator_mandy: And you'd fellate Nekkid Trenchcoat Guy.
hagurumon41: ...only for cash.
shippinator_mandy: Okay...
hagurumon41: A large amount of cash.
hagurumon41: Like, 50 bucks maybe.
shippinator_mandy: Nekkid Trenchcoat Guy is a hermaphrodite.
shippinator_mandy: And you perform cunnilingus on him.
hagurumon41: YAY!
hagurumon41: ^_^
hagurumon41: *cunnilingus'd!*
shippinator_mandy: O_o
hagurumon41: What?
hagurumon41: He... he paid me.
shippinator_mandy: Okay...
hagurumon41: Yeah...
hagurumon41: *hands you fifty bucks* This is... umm... for... no reason... no reason at all...
shippinator_mandy: Yay!
hagurumon41: >_>
hagurumon41: <_<
hagurumon41: *hands you twenty-nine more bucks*
shippinator_mandy: ...Cool, I'm rich.
hagurumon41: WEll. Now I'm broke. My wallet is... empty. Except for this change.
hagurumon41: But I never use change, so here. *gives you change*
shippinator_mandy: Okay.
shippinator_mandy: Wait...79?
shippinator_mandy: Is that supposed to be symbolic, or is it just a coincidence?
hagurumon41: 79?
shippinator_mandy: Or am I just reading too far into this, like I always do?
hagurumon41: What?
hagurumon41: 79 isn't anything. You're thinking of 69 or 89.
shippinator_mandy: Bonus Stage episode 79?
hagurumon41: Oh, wait. Ryaconning. Duh.
hagurumon41: Why did I not notice that?
shippinator_mandy: Yeah.
shippinator_mandy: I LIKE READING TOO FAR INTO THINGS
hagurumon41: ME TOO
hagurumon41: Hehe.
hagurumon41: Look at The FAT of the LAN's number.
hagurumon41: : D
shippinator_mandy: 89?
shippinator_mandy: So?
hagurumon41: YUP!
hagurumon41: 89.
shippinator_mandy: I get 69, but not 89.
hagurumon41: 89 = buttseckz
hagurumon41: 8 = a butt
hagurumon41: 9 = some dude
shippinator_mandy: Oh.
hagurumon41: 89 = a butt and some dude = buttseckz
shippinator_mandy: O...kay...
hagurumon41: : P
shippinator_mandy: Heh.
shippinator_mandy: 69 was a great episode.
shippinator_mandy: Rya's Wedding.
hagurumon41: You should've seen the Keentoons forums when Rya's Wedding came out.
shippinator_mandy: What?
hagurumon41: Everyone was like, "hahaha! 69!"
shippinator_mandy: O_o
hagurumon41: Yep.
shippinator_mandy: It would've been sad if Joel hadn't made his comment aboot it being a
happy ending.
hagurumon41: Yeah... I was kinda crying there.
shippinator_mandy: I wasn't, but it was still depressing.
hagurumon41: Yeah..
shippinator_mandy: Like, she KNOWS that she can't ever be truly happy, but she's trying anyway.
hagurumon41: Awwwww...
hagurumon41: I wanna hug Rya.
shippinator_mandy: Yeah.
shippinator_mandy: She totally needs a hug.
hagurumon41: From Phil.
hagurumon41: While he has a boner.
shippinator_mandy: O_o
hagurumon41: : D
hagurumon41: oUo
hagurumon41: XDDDD
hagurumon41: That didn't look right.
hagurumon41: That "oUo" was supposed to be, like... a really big grin, but... look at it.
shippinator_mandy: What was it supposed to be?
shippinator_mandy: Oh.
shippinator_mandy: It reminds me of Kilroy.
hagurumon41: XD
shippinator_mandy: Or penis.
hagurumon41: Kilroy?
shippinator_mandy: The "Kilroy Was Here" guy.
hagurumon41: From HRWiki?
hagurumon41: I go to his site sometimes.
shippinator_mandy: No.
shippinator_mandy: He's a guy from graffiti...he's always shown peeking over a wall.
hagurumon41: OOOOOOOOH.
hagurumon41: Yeah, but oUo looks like a penis and balls to me.
shippinator_mandy: Kinda.
shippinator_mandy: Kilroy's like this: o'u'o
shippinator_mandy: Just peeking over the wall.
hagurumon41: Yeah.
shippinator_mandy: WHICH BONUS STAGE CHARACTER IS MOST IN NEED OF A HUG?
hagurumon41: And having an erection.
shippinator_mandy: O_o
hagurumon41: Uhhh...
hagurumon41: I think right now it's... Phil.
shippinator_mandy: Why?
shippinator_mandy: ...Nick?
shippinator_mandy: What happen?
hagurumon41: Hi.
hagurumon41: AOL happen.
shippinator_mandy: So why does Phil need a hug?
hagurumon41: 'Cause.
hagurumon41: He's pissed at Joel because of episode 82 and 84.
shippinator_mandy: Ah.
hagurumon41: And I guess 83, 'cause of his house being on fire...
shippinator_mandy: Then there's the Shipper Explanation...
hagurumon41: But it was the boat cruise that finally set him off.
hagurumon41: *hug*
shippinator_mandy: -hug-
hagurumon41: *hug*
shippinator_mandy: I still go with the Shipper Explanation.
hagurumon41: Eh...
hagurumon41: Wait, what's that?
shippinator_mandy: Isn't it obvious>
shippinator_mandy: ?
shippinator_mandy: The reason Phil needs a hug?
hagurumon41: Episode 85?
shippinator_mandy: EPISODE 79. DUH.
hagurumon41: Awwwww.
hagurumon41: *hugs Phil and also you*
hagurumon41: *watches Psychosis grope Rya's corpse*
shippinator_mandy: NO!
shippinator_mandy: Fuck.
hagurumon41: OKAY
shippinator_mandy: YOU MADE PHIL EVEN SADDER.
hagurumon41: Oops.
hagurumon41: Well, Psychosis did it, not ME.
hagurumon41: So when you see him online tomorrow or whenever, kick him.
shippinator_mandy: Okay.
shippinator_mandy: But yeah.
shippinator_mandy: SHIPPER EXPLANATION FTW
hagurumon41: >_> Oh, FINE.
hagurumon41: I'll agree with you. But only 'cause you're hot.
shippinator_mandy: I mean, it has to have contributed to his hug needage in some way.
hagurumon41: Yeah, you're right.
shippinator_mandy: XD
shippinator_mandy: I got Ondine by TMBG last night.
hagurumon41: Hey, I'm thinking aboot putting the entire BS site on my CD. Like, the GIF
image, the episode guide...
shippinator_mandy: I've already listened to it at least 50 times.
shippinator_mandy: That would b hawt
hagurumon41: Is it cool?
shippinator_mandy: YES.
shippinator_mandy: I dreamed I killed you again...
shippinator_mandy: It's from an EP, though.
hagurumon41: >_>
shippinator_mandy: "Back To Skull".
hagurumon41: Heh, okay.
hagurumon41: Wait... you dreamed you killed me?
shippinator_mandy: It's from the song.
hagurumon41: Oh
hagurumon41: : (
hagurumon41: I'd like to be in someone's dreams sometime.
shippinator_mandy: http://www.tmbw.net/wiki/index.php/Lyrics:Ondine
hagurumon41: Coolness...
hagurumon41: I still wanna be in your dream, though.
shippinator_mandy: Yeah.
hagurumon41: Can you be in MY dream?!
shippinator_mandy: Go ahead.
hagurumon41: Cool. I... just wish I knew how to put people in my dreams.
hagurumon41: If I knew, I would've had Bonus Stage dreams by now.
shippinator_mandy: I've had Bonus Stage dreams.
shippinator_mandy: No really significant ones, though.
shippinator_mandy: I don't control my dreams.
shippinator_mandy: They're crazy, though.
shippinator_mandy: Want me to tell you aboot a REALLY pervy dream I had?
hagurumon41: YESYESYESYES!
shippinator_mandy: Okay...
shippinator_mandy: I dreamed I was rooting around in my parents' bedroom.
hagurumon41: : D
shippinator_mandy: I found a blister pack, like the ones they package toys in.
shippinator_mandy: Inside it was a giant, glow-in-the-dark-looking condom. The package
proudly advertised, "24 INCH!"
shippinator_mandy: I told my mom, and she's all, "Oh, that's your dad's, honey!"
hagurumon41: XDDD
hagurumon41: That... is hilarious!
hagurumon41: I'd like to know how the hell a movie reference got inside your brain, though.
shippinator_mandy: Huh?
hagurumon41: ....nevermind.
hagurumon41: "lol ur hawt" = another of my catchphrases. WHEEEE!
shippinator_mandy: WOO
shippinator_mandy: Know who else needs a hug?
shippinator_mandy: CASSIDY.
hagurumon41: Yeah!
hagurumon41: *hugs Cassidy, Phil and you*
shippinator_mandy: I don't know why...maybe because she's so sweet somehow.
hagurumon41: Yeah... probably...
hagurumon41: Or the fact that she's all... cute.
shippinator_mandy: Like we said, she's the only character who's really truly innocent.
hagurumon41: Smithy has probably hugged her thousands of times by now.
shippinator_mandy: Yeah.
hagurumon41: What aboot- Oh, no... wait... HE's not, either...
hagurumon41: Smithy's probably buttraped Cassidy, too. XD
shippinator_mandy: Aww.
hagurumon41: ...what's the "aww" for? "Aww, that's adorable", or "Aww, that sucks"?
shippinator_mandy: The second one.
hagurumon41: Aww. (same here)
shippinator_mandy: Yeah.
shippinator_mandy: In a lot of ways, she's like a very precocious child.
shippinator_mandy: Uh...with boobs.
hagurumon41: XD
hagurumon41: BOOBS!
shippinator_mandy: And in Rya's earliest design, she was a five-year-old with boobs.
hagurumon41: ...hawt.
hagurumon41: I'm a 14-year-old with boobs.
hagurumon41: Except my boobs are ugly.
shippinator_mandy: It's a joke between Jello and I.
hagurumon41: Indeed.
hagurumon41: I'm a joke between my mom and my dad.
hagurumon41: OH GAWD I JUST PICTURED THEM HAVING SEX
shippinator_mandy: XD
hagurumon41: Noooooooooo!
hagurumon41: That's it! My mom sucks, so I'm getting a new mom!
hagurumon41: *looks around* Ummm... YOU! You're my new mom!
shippinator_mandy: No.
hagurumon41: DX
shippinator_mandy: JESSICA is your new mom. >8D
hagurumon41: YAY INCEST
hagurumon41: Geez, I should really start saving these convos.
hagurumon41: Also, YAY INCEST
shippinator_mandy: O_o
shippinator_mandy: Save this one.
hagurumon41: Ummm... 'kay.
hagurumon41: But I only have everything after [01:10] Hagurumon41: *hug*
[01:10] shippinator_mandy: I still go with the Shipper Explanation.
shippinator_mandy: Okay.
shippinator_mandy: I'll email it to you...your email address?
hagurumon41: Ummm... mailto:Hagurumon31@aol.com is what it's always been, since like, a few
months ago.
shippinator_mandy: Okay.
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