It is NOT Good To Be Alive

My month reset so here I am online again mostly to grab the latest few Dial-A-Song tracks and that live album of Flood they just released. I have a few other minor chores too but TMBG is always the priority. P.S. I'm getting kinda PO'd that They still haven't released the tracklist of Glean yet. It's just a little over a month until it comes oot. No cover art either. Usually this stuff would've been revealed a couple months ago. Sigh. My hope is that They're taking so long with it because They want to keep secret that No Answer is on it. There are a few things that need to happen before I die. Marrying Wife and having kids, obviously. But No Answer being on an album is another big one.

Oh Lord. So, a detective and I guess social worker finally talked to me aboot the frickin' allegations. They're convinced I did it I guess because of the chat log where I said I did. I told them I was lying in the log but apparently they don't believe me. They tried to get me to confess with the promise of a lighter punishment but I'm aware of hoo the U.S. legal system works. They promise you you'll get off light but then after you confess they renig and you're screwed. So I remained adamant and didn't give a false confession. The problem is, no matter hoo much I deny I did it and also the fact I've never been alone with her they still think I did so I don't know what's gonna happen noo. For those of you who're Christian, keep me in your prayers and request I don't go to jail or anything.

My aunt was saying I might end up with mandatory therapy. I guess that wouldn't be so bad considering I'm in therapy anyway but they'll probably try to make me stop being pedosexual or some crap. People still don't understand there's nothing wrong with pedosexuality. It's just a normal fetish like any other, like me and butt stuff or whatever. I said it in my last entry but it bears repeating, NAMBLA needs to step up their game. Not being pedosexual WOULD be easier; I would avoid a lot of harrassment and stuff but as you all know I stick to my beliefs and the right thing to do is to face my persecution with dignity like any martyr. I just hope one day the world will accept us.

They asked me what all online accoonts I have. I can't even think of them all off the top of my head and I forgot LJ and Last.fm. And probably others I STILL can't remember. I need a hub that keeps track of my accoonts. Well, I HAD one but it got hacked. Well anyway, I'm sure they'll find this through my Twitter and my Last.fm is NickBate.

I don't know why my luck is so shitty. I'm a good person. I'm nice to everyone, I platonically love cats and volunteer with them sometimes, I've never done anything bad, and my entire life is dedicated to making life better for Wife. Why does life shit all over me?

Then as if the day wasn't bad enough (which is ironic because before that, the ootlook looked good due to today being a Dial-A-Song day) my aunt then made me do stuff aroond my apartment like clean up all the vomit, vaccuum and wash the feces off the walls and doors. And she sprayed Febreeze or something all over the place and I'm pretty sure she wasn't careful to avoid my cups I had sitting aroond so noo I'm gonna have to clean them or else be poisoned next time I drink. -_-

I've been kinda slacking off on all my spiritual stuff. I've been meaning to get more into the kind of meditation ("japa", I believe?) that makes stuff you want to happen happen so I can marry Wife with it. I've been doing it on occasion but I need to step it up. Also, sometimes I send my ki energy into Wife's butt. I don't really know why. I think on some subconscious level I'm hoping she can feel it in her butt and it feels good and it makes her want to do anal with me.

I wonder if Jessa has a vagina. I hope not; that'd be disgusting. I want to be the really close kind of roommates with her that see eachother nekkid all the time but obviously I don't wanna see any vaginas. I know she's had sex even after she unfortunately stopped doing anal (which I hope she resumes doing at some point, of course) but I don't know the details. It could've been fellatio or anilingus or whatever. Vaginal intercourse is The Worst and I wouldn't wish that on anyone except like, Satan and Jack Thompson.

Ed Note: Entries like this make me happy he is in prison. He contradicts himself. He says he was never alone with AO. There are plenty of live journal entries where he writes about playing video games with AO.

Apparently I got a note on my door aboot my apartment smelling like cat. Uh, nothing I can do aboot that, people.

MY CAT IS LITERALLY PISSING EVERYWHERE

Cat

Nick L. Nickel ‏@NickBate 9 May

My cat appears to be balding. Lately his fur's been falling oot like crazy, and he's not even doing chemotherapy. Geez, I hope he's not sick

why must all cats jump onto my back?

moar cats

cats on mah lap

why is my cat doing this?

This... is the best thing I've ever seen

Here's Andy in the cat bed

Cats ERV'RYWHERE!

a bunch of stuff

cats love TMBG!

GOT A KITTY ON MAH BACK~

OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ

So yeah. Just got back from two weeks at home. It was a fairly action-packed two weeks, even as soon as I got back from my last stay at Dad's. Like, literally, as soon as I got home, my damn half-sister informed me that one of my cats died. Nice way to greet me.

From there, though, things started to look up. Sort of. If you recall, I've been working on my aunt's apartments. Well, I worked on them even more. Joyce and Wendy decided to go on vacation, leaving me, Mom and Steve to finish up the last apartment and also take care of their sick dog. At one point Mom locked her keys in their hoose and I had to break into their window to retrieve them. It was actually pretty fun.

In return for my services, I made $353.13, but so far I was only actually paid $200. Also I was SUPPOSED to have made another hundred bucks, but Joyce Americaned me out of that by giving me a McDonald's gift card and a savings bond in lieu of payment. I was hoping to buy a laptop, but now I can't afford one. The gift card did get a lot of use, though. Mmm, frappés.

Once Joyce and Wendy got back, we started fixing their pool. And we completed it. So when I go home again I'll probably go swimming. Or, well, wading, since I can't swim. But yeah. That was my two weeks.

R.I.P. Meowth

Skitty and Captain play with a ball

ANOTHER VACATION!

Yeah, I didn't really intend to be gone this long, but my aunt was paying me by the hour to help fix up one of her apartments, so I was trying to get in as many hours as possible. I got up to 46.5 hours. I hope to buy an external hard drive with my payment, which is somewhere between 300 and 400 USD. 'Cept I'm getting screwed out of $75 of it, because my aunt insists on giving me a gift card and savings bond in lieu of payment. Hopefully $200 is enough... but if not, there's still another apartment after this one's finished. :)

The apartment was really the main thing that happened, but there was a brief period of time where I had TWO Nintendo DSes. See, Amber loaned me hers because she wanted me to play her Pokémon HeartGold and get her some progress and stuff, but mainly I just used it to trade Pokémon from my Diamond to my SoulSilver. Also I finally lived out my dream of playing video games CONSTANTLY, by always keeping one DS on the charger and one in my hand. When my battery runs out, I just swap out for the other. Except then I had a constant headache for a couple weeks until Amber took her DS back. But still. Worth it.

Also, the weather has SUCKED. At one point I noticed it was 98 degrees Fahrenheit. My solution? Get nekkid, turn the AC on full blast, eat/drink frozen things, and use cryokinesis to lower the temperature in the surrounding area. But even with all this, I was sweating bullets. Terrible, terrible. One of the reasons I hate summer. Another reason is bees. They're EVERYWHERE.

The only good thing aboot summer is the sprouting of those weird, puffy white flowers that people blow and wish on. I like to grab a stick, pretend it's a katana, and run around chopping them in half. Horizontally, of course. But man, it's been years since I really did a full-assed LARP. I don't really have it in me anymore... I mean, I'm out of breath after only a handful of slashes. Might not help that I sometimes do aerial attacks too.

There was also a noteworthy event a couple days ago. I looked out the window and saw that Captain (one of my cats) was playing with a bird. I tried telling him to stop, but he didn't really listen. So then I got a stick and a bucket and long story short, pushed the bird into the bucket. I then brought the little dude/chick into the hoose, and Nanny told me to just kinda leave it there for a while. So I did. Then we checked on it again a little later, and Nanny told me to dump it out of the bucket onto the carpet and see what it does. We were kinda expecting it to die from its injuries, but apparently it wasn't too injured because as soon as I tipped the bucket over it started flying around the hoose.

Unable to catch the bird, we waited until the next day to call Steve in to get the job done. Meanwhile, I put out some bread and a saucer of water for it, which it seemed to enjoy. It also enjoyed crapping everywhere. But, after a long night of guarding my eyes from being pecked, Steve finally captured the bird and released it outside. The end.

Also, I made a lot of lattés and apparently a possum lives in our yard.

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Cat srs aboot 2nd amendment

CAPTAIN IS IN THE HIZZOUSE

HONESTLY, I CAN NEVER THINK UP ENTRY TITLES

So here's the summary of the past fortnight I spent offline.

First thing that happened as soon as I came home was Mom yelling at me for saying I hated her on Facebook. She kicked me out of the house for a few days, until I eventually decided to fake-apologize so I could get back in and hang out with AO and my cats.

We also got a visit from this woman who, when I was a child, took me out for ice cream, took me to the playground, baked cookies with me, etc. I gave her a (very) brief summary of what's been going on in my sucky life and then we helped AO make a gingerbread house. Here is the result:



We also got two books of McDonald's coupons that expire December 31st. I've been trying to use them all before then, usually by buying lots of Angus burgers and coffees every day. I'm not sure I'll make the deadline, as I haven't even made a dent and I have to take a fortnight's break while I'm at Dad's house.

That's the gist of it. But just for kicks, I'll disclose my current obsessions. Digimon World 2 (although it's fading now), and The Venture Bros. I might see if I can get back into Clone High soon, too.

Ed Note: Pic is gone and I can't find it online.