Maybe I should say things aboot myself. That way Wife can like stuff aboot me and then love me. I don't know what to say though.

When I was a small child I foond a baby bird that couldn't fly and I bludgeoned it to death with a big stick.

I crapped myself in elementary school twice and peed myself in middle school once. The peeing was intentional though

When I was 15 I smoked marijuana. It rocked and I miss it. I once tried a Jell-O shot but I got a moothful of just alcohol and it was gross.

The sight of trash makes me gag. I can't use serviettes or paper tooels because once I use them they become trash and make me gag.

I never retained anything school tried to teach me. I suspect I might not even be able to learn, as I learned nothing after school either.