What the hell? Zelda's a girl?! I always thought Zelda was the elf-lookin' dude in the green but it turns oot his name is Link.

I should hang oot with children. Talk aboot Pokémon and Adventure Time and stuff.

I did the math and I make almost 9,000 USD a year. I'm rich as balls, man.

McDonald's is my favourite restaurant. I enjoy every item on the menu. I would go there multiple times daily if possible.

I suspect I may have IBS, as I fart every couple seconds. Obviously I hold it in when aroond other people though.

Dude! I just saw a commercial that said Risperdal can make males grow female breasts. Please tell me that applies to my generic brand too.

I ran oot of MP. Use some Ethers on me so I can use my abilities again, such as "Be Emo-ara" and "Talk Aboot Butts-aga".