Sick Nick a Day At Work

Funny coincidence, a customer bought a Pikachu doll from us while I was using a Pikachu in battle.

(Yes, I play my DS at the store. Keeps me occupied when I'm not checking anyone oot)

(by checking them oot I mean ringing them up on the cash register. Although I also do ogle people sometimes if they're 8-10 and female)

Btw, anyone live in Pennsylvania? I work at the store 2 oot of 3 weekends. Y'all could come and see me in person and give me your panties.

It is a proven scientific fact that everyone who knows me wants me in their butt.

Can I recruit a ton of people into an evil army and then we take over the world and I become Queen of Earth?

Who is in my butt? Probably my wife traveling back in time to do past versions of me in my butt for some reason

I should write a script for a porno and sell it to a movie guy to make into an actual porno so I finally have a porno I can watch.

Why is it that EVERY SINGLE TIME the Nick masturbates a broon ootline appears aroond his hand? That's some paranormal crap right there, man.

I want a cat that looks like Hitler. You know, one of those tuxedo cats with the black spot under its nose.

I wonder what happened that suddenly made everyone start to have sex before marriage. People didn't used to do that. Good times.

The Nick wonders if there's a way to destroy all humans but not other beings like cats. Cats are cool. What would destroy only one species?

Maybe like, a highly contagious, fatal disease that only affects human DNA. The Nick needs to learn science so she can create one.

The Nick keeps forgetting to shake her penis after urinating, resulting in urine running doon the inside of her pant legs. Ugh.

There should be lesbeans that you can plant to grow your own lesbian.

There should be a nekkid marathon. A marathon where all the runners are nekkid. Someone'd probably bomb it again though.

There should be a law where everyone who's married or life-partenered has to do butt stuff or else they can't be together.

Question. Where is Earth's uterus? I want to inseminate it so it gives birth to a new planet I'll move to and start my own civilization.

I wonder what happened that suddenly made everyone start to have sex before marriage. People didn't used to do that. Good times.

The Nick wonders if there's a way to destroy all humans but not other beings like cats. Cats are cool. What would destroy only one species?

Maybe like, a highly contagious, fatal disease that only affects human DNA. The Nick needs to learn science so she can create one.

Nick Nazi