Why is it that EVERY SINGLE TIME the Nick masturbates a broon ootline appears aroond his hand? That's some paranormal crap right there, man.

I want a cat that looks like Hitler. You know, one of those tuxedo cats with the black spot under its nose.

I wonder what happened that suddenly made everyone start to have sex before marriage. People didn't used to do that. Good times.

The Nick wonders if there's a way to destroy all humans but not other beings like cats. Cats are cool. What would destroy only one species?

Maybe like, a highly contagious, fatal disease that only affects human DNA. The Nick needs to learn science so she can create one.

The Nick keeps forgetting to shake her penis after urinating, resulting in urine running doon the inside of her pant legs. Ugh.

There should be lesbeans that you can plant to grow your own lesbian.

There should be a nekkid marathon. A marathon where all the runners are nekkid. Someone'd probably bomb it again though.

There should be a law where everyone who's married or life-partenered has to do butt stuff or else they can't be together.

Question. Where is Earth's uterus? I want to inseminate it so it gives birth to a new planet I'll move to and start my own civilization.