What's weird is that even though I'm transsexual, I'm not aroosed by my own defecation. I must subconsciously not consider myself female. :(

I wish I were more female so I could aroose myself and masturbate to mental videos of me doing myself more often.

Still waiting on the gift I'm getting late. If it's not a laptop or accordion I will rip humans' intestines oot and force-feed it to them.