Nick Bate said:

Why must I be in constant agony? All I need is my wife and I'd be good. ONE thing. Why is that so hard

Nick Bate:
Four years later and I still wanna do my ex in the butt. I suspect I never get over anything.

Discovered I Can Has Cheezburger has a Doctor Who section. Broosed p much the entire day.

I awake to another terrible day withoot my wife. When will the misery cease?

I wonder if Wife would love me if I became hotter. She doesn't seem to care aboot personality considering who she's dated before.

@NickBate if you loved or even had basic human respect for her then you'd leave her alone.

And Nick responded:

I do have both. It is from love that I do these things. I want to make her happy.

Argh! Why do I always wake up before my dreams can end properly? This one was aboot to becone sexytiems. :(

Every time I see another person, I think "ew, two or more people probably had vaginal sex to create that". I should stop looking at people.

Went to McDonald's. Sadly I only had four USD on me so I just got a McChicken, cheeseburger and large coffee.

Valentine's Day 2014

Nick Bate said:

Happy Valentine's Day, btw. Anyone wanna be my valentine?

Well that sucked.

I just finally got released. I'll LJ all aboot it next time I'm online but basically I got royally screwed over

I linked to my new one not too long ago. Anyway, I was in therapy. My therapist told me to write aboot hoo I'd do a mall (tbc)

(cont) shooting and be specific aboot hoo I'd get a gun. I did so. Boom, she called Crisis Intervention. Involuntary hospitalize

Yeah my b-fam was a bit irked aboot entrapment but I mean it wasn't intentional

The good news is that a girl who looked EXACTLY like my wife flirted with me which I take as a good sign aboot my wife