Discovered I Can Has Cheezburger has a Doctor Who section. Broosed p much the entire day.

I awake to another terrible day withoot my wife. When will the misery cease?

I wonder if Wife would love me if I became hotter. She doesn't seem to care aboot personality considering who she's dated before.

@NickBate if you loved or even had basic human respect for her then you'd leave her alone.

And Nick responded:

I do have both. It is from love that I do these things. I want to make her happy.

Argh! Why do I always wake up before my dreams can end properly? This one was aboot to becone sexytiems. :(

Every time I see another person, I think "ew, two or more people probably had vaginal sex to create that". I should stop looking at people.

Went to McDonald's. Sadly I only had four USD on me so I just got a McChicken, cheeseburger and large coffee.