wonder if other planets have Jesus too or if we're the only intelligent life going to Heaven.

And an extension... If other planets do have Christianity, are their Bibles different and say like "all this happened on a different planet"

Apparently I got a note on my door aboot my apartment smelling like cat. Uh, nothing I can do aboot that, people.

MY CAT IS LITERALLY PISSING EVERYWHERE

Nick Bate said:

I wonder what colours the walls should be when me and Wife get our on hoose. I'd like pink at least for the bedroom.

Fun fact: I have a personality disorder for which there is no cure. So I'm gonna be donked up forever, basically. Woo hoo!

The ambulance that took me to the hospital wants me to pay 515 USD for a thing I didn't even want. If I HAD $515 I would have an accordion.

The hospital or Crisis Intervention should pay for it, since they were the ones who wanted me there against my will, right? Yeah man.

Nick Bate said:

I still haven't gotten over me being forced to live on my own. It's terrible and I hate it. It's been like two years too.

I hope Wife isn't planning any more Life stuff. It's bad enough she's in college. I prefer people not have much going on.

Nick Bate Answers on Twitter

Have you considered the idea that maybe you might fall in love with someone who isn't Anna someday?

Nick Bate said:

I've considered it, yes, but I reject it.

eh

Not too much going on but it's been a bit since my last entry, so whatevs. Eh, I've been playing Age of Empires 2 a lot. I used to play it at Dad's years back and decided to get back into it. I suck at it though. I can never beat Moderate difficulty. I dominate at Easiest and Standard though. Then sometimes I set up games where nobody ever wins and just screw aroond for a few hoors. This one time I managed to clear every tree on the map. That was fun. I also learned a bit aboot the middle ages thanks to that History section. I must say, despite having the same name as FF7 and Scrubs characters, I have to retroactively root against the Turks in the battle of Constantinople. Although I guess if the Byzantines won we wouldn't have the hit TMBG single Istanbul (Not Constantinople). Or we still would but it'd have a different title and lyrics. I dunno.

Other stuff is going the same. I've been attending events with my group and working at B-mum's store. She's probably not gonna continue once the lease is up this May. I dunno what I'm gonna do for Internet access after that. I keep trying to talk my aunt into getting me an ISP at home but she won't do it. She keeps trying to talk ME into getting cable though, which is ridiculous. If I had Internet, I could watch shows online as well as do other stuff too. Also I only watch certain shows.

I was looking into getting an accordion. Unfortunately even used ones are still hundreds of dollars but I foond a children's one for like 50 USD and I figure it'd still work. There's only like four buttons but I plan to do like John Linnell and just use the keyboard side anyway, so that's moot.

They Might Be Giants are still awesome

I wish the The Forgotten AoE 2 expansion wasn't exclusive to Steam. Whatever Steam is.

Nick Bate also said:

I spend most of my time pretending to be my wife saying sexy things to me. I have problems.

Nick Bate said:

I would like to talk aboot pooping but unfortunately since I'm biologically male I cannot because it'd be gross. Only girls can poop-talk.

Internet still not working. I planted strawberries in Farmville yesterday. They're gonna be withered by next weekend. :/

I made an image macro. Enjoy.