When does Jesus come back? I wanna meet Him. But like... not by dying. Unless it's of old age. Aroond 90 or 100.

Oh, that's nice. I presented my penis to Wife and she went and regifted it. Withoot even using it once.

I'm oot of therapy. Actually I was oot a half hoor ago but I just noo tweeted aboot it. Anyway, I told her aboot the thread and she said to ignore it because those people don't know me irl and everyone who knows me irl likes me. Which is true for some raisin

I don't understand why people like me. 'Cause of my social anxiety I don't talk to peeps but peeps are always coming up and talking to ME.

Wife idea: meet one of her friends irl. When they inevitably like me they'll report to her hoo cool I am and then I'm in. ...her butt.