So a human offered me 20 USD to teach it Microsoft Word but b-mum doesn't want me to. But I already scheduled it. What the crap do I do?

Also WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OOTSIDE?! Is anyone else seeing this? There's partially transparent whiteness EVERYWHERE.

@sadgayponies Yeah I'm not gonna be able to stop doing buttplay-related stuff. You literally caught me while writing a script aboot buttrape

@sadgayponies Oh. Wait hoo do I wean that though? I mean I either take it or don't there's no middlegroond

@sadgayponies ...my dosage was already only half a milligram twice a day. I guess I could do like... once a day, idk

Told Joyce aboot my penis. Said to not take this morning's dose and tell the Dr. Would've been great if a Twitter person said that earlier.

Oh my god, my new therapy place doesn't alloo me to view porn in my private life. Dammit, noo I have to just visualize, which I suck at. D:

Yeah I dunno hoo long I'll last at this place. I think aboot buttplay literally constantly, like no matter what I'm doing at any given time.

So I'll probably end up getting a dishonorable discharge pretty quickly. Unless the therapist gives me permission. He said we'll discuss it.

Also, I stopped taking the Risperidone because of my penis pain and the serial killer thoughts are noticably back.

Sick Nick The Game

I did the math and there are currently 32076 different panties you can wear in my game I'm making. Nice.

What the hell is this "gingham style" meme I keep seeing everywhere?

Well, my period's late so I guess I'm pregnant. 'Cause I don't exercise AT ALL. I hope it's a girl. I don't want any sons. I dislike males.

Working on a game. I'm giving the player RIDICULOUS dominion over customization of your character's panties. You're welcome.

And yes, panties affect the gameplay too. You have a stat that causes you to have to poop, and if you don't make it to a loo in time (tbc)

(cont'd) you'll be uncomfy and have a chance of losing turns in battle. And if you crap yourself you lose your panties and must equip (tbc)

(cont'd) a new pair. Withoot panties equipped your Dexterity stat suffers, affecting frequency of getting turns, evasion, bow damage, etc.

What's weird is that even though I'm transsexual, I'm not aroosed by my own defecation. I must subconsciously not consider myself female. :(

I wish I were more female so I could aroose myself and masturbate to mental videos of me doing myself more often.

Still waiting on the gift I'm getting late. If it's not a laptop or accordion I will rip humans' intestines oot and force-feed it to them.

If I were to have sexual intercourse with a Pokémon, it'd probably be either Gardevoir, Lilligant, Gothitelle, Jynx or Bellossom.