Banal Anal would be a good porn title, but MY anal is not banal. It's a wild, passionate adventure thru the Chocolate Caverns of Pure Love.

 Boy do I love diarrhea! Having it, watching and hearing subjectively hot chicks have it... Ahh, the life.
I wanna give a subjectively hot female laxatives and then watch and hear the resulting explosion of diarrhea

The rectum is nature's vagina, except not disgusting.