More Asinine Stuff on Nick's Twitter

I wonder if there's any females who have like, that Gary Numan disease and they still look like children but it'd be legal to date them.

I wish the location of Hitler's body was made public so I could grab some of his DNA and clone him, minus the racism part.

Explosive diarrhea is one of the greatest experiences in life.

It's all true. I'm horribly oot of shape to the point everything hurts, and I AM going to do a2m with mein waifu.

Q-
What is your obsession with Hitler about? He was a terrible human being in every sense.

A-
IMO, he gets a bad rap. He made ONE mistake. Like nobody else ever messed up before! If you ignore the Holocaust, Hitler was really cool. He had that awesome mustache, hairstyle, salute and accompanying catchprase, he popularized the swastika which is a cool symbol, he liked anal and scat... In a way I kinda feel like me and Hitler are kindred souls. No homo.