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Thursday, March 1, 2007

STUFF I DID THIS WEEK[END]!

This week/weekend's accomplishments include:

-Continued waiting for my Rozen Maiden DVD to arrive
-Got ostracized by my classmates, as usual
-Skyped with KN
-Recorded myself moaning, then sent the file to some people
-Drew an amusing picture of Souseiseki threatening Suiseiseki with her scissors after too much desu
-Made a playlist of tracks featuring accordions
-Continued bugging people by holding up a piece of paper with "desu" written on it
-Acquired a skirt
-Finally found updated photos of me (which I will upload next weekend, if possible)
-Ate at Dairy Queen

So basically, I currently have two obsessions: Rozen Maiden (well, okay, mostly Suiseiseki), and accordions. If you didn't already know, my obsessions change quite frequently, but my entire life revolves around them for the duration they last. NOW BUY ME AN ACCORDION

Friday, February 16, 2007

ANYBODY REMEMBER GIRLFRIEND'S DAY?

I gotta be honest, I completely forgot aboot it this year. Not like it really matters, since I STILL don't have a girlfriend. I did, however, remember Valentine's Day, but didn't really do anything special for it. Other than my teacher hiring four random kids to come in and sing "My Girl", but replacing the word "girl" with "class". We were pretty much left speechless.

Me and four other kids in my class went to Chocolate World on a field trip for V-Day... but I mean... it wasn't like a special V-Day trip or anything. We go to places like that all the time. We went on the ride thing twice, scoring two free samples. We also did a taste test thing, therefore scoring even more free samples. Free chocolate equals epic win.

When I got home from school, my family went out for all-you-can-eat chicken and waffles. Everybody also gave me those little Heart-Shaped Box things of assorted chocolate. Mmm. But yeah, V-Day still sucked anyway. I hate being alone on V-Day. ;_;

Thursday, February 1, 2007

...AND THUS, NICK RETURNS TO THE INTERNET

music: Podcast 31A

Last weekend, my Mom wouldn't let me come up to Dad's, due to my sickness, even though it was already getting better. It IS cured now, by the way. But I threw up six times last Monday, which was not fun.

My family's pissing me off again. Anyone need a roommate? ...who isn't required to pay you any money? ...and has Internets?

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Seriously.



Eh, just something I drew in my spare time. Definitely not one of my better works. In fact, probably one of the worst things I've drawn since back when I used MS Paint. Probably just 'cause I never really practice H*R that much.

Homestar Runner copyright The Brothers Chaps.
:iconblessedlightning:
BlessedLightning Aug 23, 2006 

Tuesday, August 1, 2006

SKF Designs Series 1



Eight SKF characters, from left to right: Macen, Nick, Waylon, Thom, Mike, Baby, Smithy, Nikki.

Series 2 will feature the other eight main characters.

SKF copyright me.

Sunday, April 9, 2006

Anna and Nick Chatlog

hagurumon41: Hey.
shippinator_mandy: Haldo.
hagurumon41: Hi there.
hagurumon41: Guess what I might be doing Thursday?
shippinator_mandy: Meeting Myrrh?
hagurumon41: Uh... yeah.
hagurumon41: How did you know? Are you psychic?!
hagurumon41: I swear, that wasn't you! That was... some person I just made up!
shippinator_mandy: You talk aboot it a lot.
shippinator_mandy: Does she know?
hagurumon41: Yeah, we kinda just made the plans.
shippinator_mandy: Ah.
hagurumon41: Like, a couple minutes ago.
shippinator_mandy: Well, have fun.
shippinator_mandy: AND TAKE PICTURES.
hagurumon41: Ah, good idea.
hagurumon41: NEKKID PICTURES?!?!?!
shippinator_mandy: No.
shippinator_mandy: Just pictures of you two hanging out.
shippinator_mandy: Then I'll be more comfortable aboot the idea of meeting up someday.
shippinator_mandy: SOMEDAY.
shippinator_mandy: Like, in the future.
hagurumon41: Okay. Can we hang out nekkid?
shippinator_mandy: No.
hagurumon41: Oh. Okay then.
shippinator_mandy: The semi-distant future...like, when we're in our late teens...
hagurumon41: : (
hagurumon41: Ummm... okay then...
shippinator_mandy: At very least, 16. We don't have a lot of interesting places in my
immediate vicinity.
hagurumon41: Heh.
shippinator_mandy: And when I'm 16, I can drive.
shippinator_mandy: And I'll be older and stuff.
hagurumon41: Well, I never wanna drive. Ever.
shippinator_mandy: Then how the fuck would we meet up?!
shippinator_mandy: I live on the other side of the fuckin' country!
hagurumon41: Ummm... somebody could bring... me...
hagurumon41: Like... my aunt... or Dad... or something...
shippinator_mandy: bbl, dinner
hagurumon41: K.
shippinator_mandy: Back.
hagurumon41: Hi.
hagurumon41: Wow, 40 minutes? Usually my dinners only take like, five minutes or less.
shippinator_mandy: We went out.
shippinator_mandy: Our dinners at home are shorter. Like, 5 minutes.
hagurumon41: Oh.
hagurumon41: Ah, I see.
hagurumon41: So... 'sup?
shippinator_mandy: Not much.
hagurumon41: ...Buick. *gets kicked* OW. ...Okay, that was fun.
shippinator_mandy: Yay!
hagurumon41: ..."yay"?
shippinator_mandy: Yay for fun!
hagurumon41: Uh... alright then. Jessica's still hot.
shippinator_mandy: Then why do you keep talking aboot Rya buttseckz?
hagurumon41: Uh... because I can? Also, I talk aboot Jessica buttseckz sometimes.
shippinator_mandy: Okay.
shippinator_mandy: Anyway.
shippinator_mandy: Y'know the sexy/cute/pretty question?
hagurumon41: Yeah.
shippinator_mandy: Well, now, answer it aboot the Bonus Stage girls. And Jessica may only be used
ONCE.
shippinator_mandy: ONCE.
hagurumon41: Fuck...
hagurumon41: Ummm...
hagurumon41: Jessica, Cassidy, Rya?
shippinator_mandy: Okay.
shippinator_mandy: I definitely agree aboot Casseh.
shippinator_mandy: She needs a hug.
shippinator_mandy: -hugs Cassadingdong-
hagurumon41: Is my prize buicking Jessica?
shippinator_mandy: Fine...
hagurumon41: YAY!
hagurumon41: And, um... who the fudge is "Mandica"? XDD
shippinator_mandy: Me and Jessica mixed somehow/
shippinator_mandy: .
shippinator_mandy: It's a very scary concept.
shippinator_mandy: FEAR IT.
hagurumon41: Wow.
hagurumon41: That's like... the hottest person ever.
hagurumon41: EVERRRRR
shippinator_mandy: But she would wreak havoc on teh universe.
hagurumon41: Yeah. She has guy magnet abilities.
shippinator_mandy: Heh.
shippinator_mandy: Where did I mention her?
shippinator_mandy: I forgot.
hagurumon41: Actually, they're more like... "guys' tongue magnets", and they're in her anus.
shippinator_mandy: No.
hagurumon41: Ummm... HMB. The ^>V game thing.
hagurumon41: Aww.
shippinator_mandy: Ah.
hagurumon41: *hug*
shippinator_mandy: -hug-
hagurumon41: *hug x2*
shippinator_mandy: -huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug-
hagurumon41: *hug x3*
shippinator_mandy: Okay.
shippinator_mandy: -infinite hugs-
shippinator_mandy: THERE
hagurumon41: *nekkid hug*
hagurumon41: HUUUUUG!
hagurumon41: ... *gets kicked* OW< FUCK!
shippinator_mandy: I like the word "nekkid".
shippinator_mandy: It's funny-sounding.
hagurumon41: Heh.
hagurumon41: It's like... a redneck word.
hagurumon41: And it's mixed in with my fake Canadian accent, so...
shippinator_mandy: My dad used to joke aboot a website called "www.nekkidpeople.com".
shippinator_mandy: No, it doesn't really exist.
hagurumon41: ...is it porn?
shippinator_mandy: It was supposed to be, but it's not a real website.
hagurumon41: Aww.
hagurumon41: Man, it SHOULD be real.
hagurumon41: Whoa, what if like...
shippinator_mandy: No, you are NOT registering that domain name!
hagurumon41: I made that site... and everyone could post nekkid pictures of themselves!
shippinator_mandy: NO
hagurumon41: Oh. But I WANT to. : (
shippinator_mandy: I'm not posting nekkid pictures of myself.
hagurumon41: o____o
hagurumon41: I'd post nekkid pictures of ME.
shippinator_mandy: O_o
hagurumon41: What?
hagurumon41: Everyone needs to see nekkid Nick.
shippinator_mandy: I don't.
hagurumon41: ...oh. Well, everyone else does.
shippinator_mandy: No they don't.
hagurumon41: Umm... why? I want people to see me nekkid! >_<
shippinator_mandy: Why?!
hagurumon41: I dunno. So they'd give me critique.
shippinator_mandy: You're crazy.
hagurumon41: Yeah.
hagurumon41: I am.
shippinator_mandy: http://store.yahoo.com/tmbg-catalog/snowsweat.html
hagurumon41: I still wish I could do it, though.
shippinator_mandy: I'M GETTING THE HOODIE 8D
hagurumon41: Cool!
shippinator_mandy: Look at it.
shippinator_mandy: It's hawt.
hagurumon41: A'ight.
hagurumon41: Whoa, cool.
shippinator_mandy: I heart it.
hagurumon41: Heh.
shippinator_mandy: I HEART THAT SHIRT!
hagurumon41: OMG.
shippinator_mandy: What?
hagurumon41: Thiggy's a goon.
hagurumon41: I mean...
hagurumon41: I dunno. You're cool, I guess.
shippinator_mandy: Yeah.
hagurumon41: Of course you are.
shippinator_mandy: Yes, I do rule.
shippinator_mandy: But now I must prepare glazed confections for the local church.
hagurumon41: This package... is not for... you...
shippinator_mandy: I've always thought that with a keen cybernetic eye for detail, one truth
will...possibly...I dunno.
hagurumon41: So wait, your innner monologue's male?
shippinator_mandy: My genesis is weird and disturbing.
hagurumon41: With Joel? I don't doubt it.
shippinator_mandy: Favorite character designs?
hagurumon41: Huh?
shippinator_mandy: Like, your favorite designs for the BS characters.
shippinator_mandy: I like Phil's most recent one. It's the hottest.
hagurumon41: Too bad Jessica never got a redesign.
hagurumon41: Yeah, all the new designs are pretty cool, really.
shippinator_mandy: Yeah.
shippinator_mandy: Well, Jessica kinda did...she lost that raised eyebrow thing.
shippinator_mandy: Which somehow made her less hot.
hagurumon41: The... wha?
shippinator_mandy: Well, she had that weird curved line above one eye.
hagurumon41: Oh. Well, that's just... uh... facial expression...
shippinator_mandy: But she always had it.
shippinator_mandy: And then it went away.
hagurumon41: Umm... okay... I'ma have to watch BS seasons 4-7 again.
hagurumon41: Thanks a friggin' lot, man. >_>
shippinator_mandy: You don't have to...
shippinator_mandy: Just watch First Cursh, then Depart's All Yours.
hagurumon41: Oh. Orrr... I could check out the wiki!
shippinator_mandy: Yeah.
shippinator_mandy: But it's not mentioned there.
hagurumon41: The wiki knows all.
hagurumon41: Yeah, but there's pictures.
shippinator_mandy: Yeah.
hagurumon41: So... when was it that the curved... line... thing... vanished?
shippinator_mandy: I don't know.
hagurumon41: 'Kaaay...
hagurumon41: Hmm... you're right.
shippinator_mandy: When did it vanish>
shippinator_mandy: ?
hagurumon41: Ummm... now THAT, I don't know.
shippinator_mandy: Where did you find the different pictures?
hagurumon41: Uh... I checked out a really, really, really, really, really, old version of the
BSWiki's characters page and compared it to the current one.
hagurumon41: Of course, I already knew the curved line used to be there, but I thought it was
only in the opening credits.
shippinator_mandy: Ah.
shippinator_mandy: No, it's always been there.
hagurumon41: Even in the actual episodes?
shippinator_mandy: Yeah.
hagurumon41: Wow.
hagurumon41: Dangit, Myrrh's trying to convince me to not do people again. >_>
hagurumon41: Well, I guess I need to check the episode pages, then.
shippinator_mandy: What's she saying?
hagurumon41: Well, she went to bed NOW.
hagurumon41: But she was telling me aboot all these sluts at her school, and stuff...
shippinator_mandy: Ah.
hagurumon41: And I was all, "AWESOME!", and she was all, "No. You're here to hang out with
me, not get laid."
hagurumon41: And I'm like, "But I want sex" and she's all, "No. You're too young", then the
battle began. Dun dun duuuuuun.
shippinator_mandy: Don't do her, Nick.
shippinator_mandy: She's really anti-sex.
shippinator_mandy: Even if she wasn't, I wouldn't like it.
shippinator_mandy: And I agree, you ARE too young. You're 14, for Groening's sake!
hagurumon41: I know that.
hagurumon41: And also, I was referring to doing those sluts at her school.
hagurumon41: Umm... 14 isn't young. At all.
hagurumon41: In my opinion, people can have sex whenever they want.
shippinator_mandy: Yeah, but that doesn't mean they should.
shippinator_mandy: Remember the risks.
shippinator_mandy: If you ARE gonna do it, wear a condom.
hagurumon41: I know, but I'm a perv.
hagurumon41: Umm.
hagurumon41: And also, I mean buicking and fellatio.
shippinator_mandy: Ah.
shippinator_mandy: Riiiiiiiiiight.
hagurumon41: So... now condom required.
hagurumon41: Also, I don't like condoms anyway.
shippinator_mandy: Still, if you have vaginal intercourse, you have to wear a condom.
hagurumon41: No condoms for Nick.
shippinator_mandy: STDs and all that. And pregnancy.
hagurumon41: Yeah, I know.
hagurumon41: But... I really don't care aboot vaginal sex...
shippinator_mandy: Any guy who won't use a condom during vaginal intercourse is an asshole.
That's my philosophy.
shippinator_mandy: I'd never fuck a guy who won't use a condom.
hagurumon41: Anal, however, is cool.
shippinator_mandy: You should still wear a condom for that. Like I said, STDs.
hagurumon41: O_O
hagurumon41: What, even after you're married?
hagurumon41: o___o
shippinator_mandy: No.
shippinator_mandy: If you're gonna get married, get tested.
shippinator_mandy: And tell your partner to get tested.
hagurumon41: Uhh... how?
hagurumon41: Dude, I friggin hate needles.
shippinator_mandy: Go to the doctor.
shippinator_mandy: But this is more important.
hagurumon41: No. Doctors freak me oot.
shippinator_mandy: Would you want to get some kinda terminal illness?
hagurumon41: Eh, I don't mind.
shippinator_mandy: Would you want your partner to get some kinda terminal illness?
shippinator_mandy: Do you wanna get HERPES?
hagurumon41: No.
hagurumon41: Eh, whatever.
shippinator_mandy: Herpes is, like, cold sores...on your genitalia...
hagurumon41: I know.
shippinator_mandy: And it's fucking important, Nick.
shippinator_mandy: If you think like this, I don't think you're mature enough to have secks.
hagurumon41: Uhhhh...
hagurumon41: But... I want to...
shippinator_mandy: That's not a good enough reason, I say.
shippinator_mandy: It takes responsibility.
hagurumon41: Yeah, but...
hagurumon41: o_O
hagurumon41: Umm...
shippinator_mandy: What?
hagurumon41: This... is weird.
hagurumon41: Uh, never mind.
hagurumon41: Yeah, dude, like I said...
hagurumon41: I... don't really care aboot vaginal sex, soo...
shippinator_mandy: Yeah, but still.
shippinator_mandy: You can pass on--and get--STDs other ways.
hagurumon41: Yeah.
hagurumon41: But... condoms suck...
shippinator_mandy: No they don't.
hagurumon41: Well, they kinda kill all the fun.
shippinator_mandy: No they don't.
shippinator_mandy: They make thin ones.
hagurumon41: Yeah, but still. Uh. I'd rather not have those.
shippinator_mandy: Why not?
hagurumon41: Because.
hagurumon41: I'd rather just stick with, like... birth control pills.
shippinator_mandy: Yeah, but those don't protect against STDs.
hagurumon41: Well, then... how do I get tested?
shippinator_mandy: Go to the doctor!
hagurumon41: ...no.
shippinator_mandy: -headdesk-
hagurumon41: Why would I have any if I've never even had sex yet?
shippinator_mandy: I dunno.
hagurumon41: So then... I shouldn't really have to get tested.
hagurumon41: Soooo... I'll just, like, get married.
shippinator_mandy: Whatever.'
hagurumon41: What?
shippinator_mandy: I don't care.
hagurumon41: Ummm... what? D'you think I'm stupid or something? Because we've already
established that.
shippinator_mandy: No.
shippinator_mandy: I'm just tired of this conversation.
hagurumon41: Ummm... 'kay...
hagurumon41: So... what else should we discuss?
shippinator_mandy: Uh...
shippinator_mandy: Bonus Stage? ._.
hagurumon41: Err... 'kay.
hagurumon41: Sooo...
shippinator_mandy: Worst episode? Totally Fibbing.
hagurumon41: Eh... I'd say Out.
shippinator_mandy: Yeah.
shippinator_mandy: That one also sucks.
hagurumon41: Yeah. It did.
hagurumon41: I kinda liked Fibbing, though. Mainly just for the first scene thing.
shippinator_mandy: Yeah...
shippinator_mandy: I just don't like Space Tree.
hagurumon41: Uh-oh. Did The Day The World Did Stuff piss you off?
shippinator_mandy: Why?
shippinator_mandy: It didn't.
hagurumon41: Oh, good. Because that kicked ass.
shippinator_mandy: Why do you ask?
hagurumon41: Well, he made a brief cameo in it.
hagurumon41: And also Evil's New Groove.
shippinator_mandy: Yeah, but still.
shippinator_mandy: An entire episode?
hagurumon41: Ah, I see.
hagurumon41: I have New Orleans Funk full version. : D
shippinator_mandy: Nice.
hagurumon41: Yep. Someone posted it on the BSWiki's forums, even though it's kind of... not
supposed to be put up for download.
shippinator_mandy: Ah.
hagurumon41: OMG. Nekkid Nick. http://nekkidnickbateisprobablycool.com
hagurumon41: YES, IT EXISTS!
hagurumon41: It does. Really.
shippinator_mandy: I want the end music for Phil's Crazy-Ass Journey.
hagurumon41: Yeah...
hagurumon41: If it's not on the BSWiki, then I'd like, play through until that music, and then
turning on Sound Recorder or whatever.
hagurumon41: I tried to do that for Seabed Scuffle... I watched ep75 and got my Sound
Recorder opened and recorded it, kind of.
shippinator_mandy: Ah.
hagurumon41: Yeah, but the actual file would have MUCH better sound quality.
shippinator_mandy: brb
hagurumon41: Soooo... Flash decompiler.
shippinator_mandy: Back.
hagurumon41: Hey...
hagurumon41: http://www.therealrubyrulez.net/BS79_RyasDeath.MP3
shippinator_mandy: Oh, I have that one.
shippinator_mandy: It's not the same.
hagurumon41: Isn't that the same one?
hagurumon41: Oh.
shippinator_mandy: No.
shippinator_mandy: They say it's a slowed down version, but they don't sound the same.
hagurumon41: Hmmm.
hagurumon41: I have a few MP3s on my lappy. Mostly battle music, but the Bacon Man is on there,
too, and so is all three New Orleans Funk thingies.
shippinator_mandy: UAU
shippinator_mandy: *YAY
hagurumon41: Ummm... 'kay. I should try to download like, EVERYTHING sometime.
hagurumon41: I have frickin' 20-some free gigabytes, even with all those SKF scripts and stuff.
shippinator_mandy: Heh.
hagurumon41: And also there was that Tara>Myrrh>Nick>Anna fanfic. o_O
hagurumon41: And some other random things.
shippinator_mandy: Go on aboot the fanfic.
hagurumon41: Ummm... it's a fanfic. Aboot us four cool people.
shippinator_mandy: Go on.
shippinator_mandy: CAN I READ IT?
hagurumon41: I only have five paragraphs typed up, it sucks, and it's on my laptop back home.
shippinator_mandy: Oh.
hagurumon41: And it's probably gonna have a crappy ending, because none of that would really work
out.
shippinator_mandy: Heh.
shippinator_mandy: What's the plot?
hagurumon41: Umm... it's a love square... and I guess we basically all hit on eachother or
something.
shippinator_mandy: O_o
shippinator_mandy: Who hits on who? XED
hagurumon41: I... don't really have much planned oot.
shippinator_mandy: *XD
hagurumon41: Well... like I said... Tara>Myrrh>Nick>Anna.
shippinator_mandy: Okay...
hagurumon41: Yeah... I suck at writing, though.
shippinator_mandy: Ah.
hagurumon41: It's... really horrible. I guess I need to somehow write it so that we don't all
live in different states.
shippinator_mandy: Heh.
hagurumon41: All the conversations are over IMs. It's... it's very writer's blocky.
shippinator_mandy: Ah.
hagurumon41: *hug*
shippinator_mandy: -hug-
hagurumon41: *huuuuuuuuug*
shippinator_mandy: -huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug-
hagurumon41: *nekkid hug*
shippinator_mandy: no
hagurumon41: : (
hagurumon41: *cries*
shippinator_mandy: -hug-
hagurumon41: ^_^ *hug*
shippinator_mandy: YAY HUG
hagurumon41: OKAY I HUGD MY CAT
shippinator_mandy: Not as funny. D:<
hagurumon41: Yeah, I know.
hagurumon41: OKAY NOW IM NEKKID
shippinator_mandy: Whatever.
hagurumon41: Argh. It's impossible to be as funny as you.
hagurumon41: Stop being so damn funny! XD
shippinator_mandy: It's possible.
shippinator_mandy: Matt Groening's funnier than me.
hagurumon41: o_O
hagurumon41: Okay, okay, okay. I got another one:
shippinator_mandy: brb
hagurumon41: Phil, Paul and Matt Groening!
shippinator_mandy: YAY
hagurumon41: ^_^
shippinator_mandy: Back.
hagurumon41: 'ello.
hagurumon41: So... WHO WINS?!
shippinator_mandy: I CAN'T CHOOSE. D:
hagurumon41: Hehehe.
hagurumon41: Okay, fine:
hagurumon41: A cat vs. a dog vs. Nick Bate vs. some nekkid guy with a trench coat
shippinator_mandy: If he had a trenchcoat, he wouldn't be nekkid.
shippinator_mandy: In any case, Nekkid Trenchcoat Guy somehow.
hagurumon41: Well, he's nekkid UNDER the rench coat. And he flashes people rnadomly.
hagurumon41: o_O
hagurumon41: : (
hagurumon41: *cries*
shippinator_mandy: You'd win second.
hagurumon41: Yay!
shippinator_mandy: And you'd fellate Nekkid Trenchcoat Guy.
hagurumon41: ...only for cash.
shippinator_mandy: Okay...
hagurumon41: A large amount of cash.
hagurumon41: Like, 50 bucks maybe.
shippinator_mandy: Nekkid Trenchcoat Guy is a hermaphrodite.
shippinator_mandy: And you perform cunnilingus on him.
hagurumon41: YAY!
hagurumon41: ^_^
hagurumon41: *cunnilingus'd!*
shippinator_mandy: O_o
hagurumon41: What?
hagurumon41: He... he paid me.
shippinator_mandy: Okay...
hagurumon41: Yeah...
hagurumon41: *hands you fifty bucks* This is... umm... for... no reason... no reason at all...
shippinator_mandy: Yay!
hagurumon41: >_>
hagurumon41: <_<
hagurumon41: *hands you twenty-nine more bucks*
shippinator_mandy: ...Cool, I'm rich.
hagurumon41: WEll. Now I'm broke. My wallet is... empty. Except for this change.
hagurumon41: But I never use change, so here. *gives you change*
shippinator_mandy: Okay.
shippinator_mandy: Wait...79?
shippinator_mandy: Is that supposed to be symbolic, or is it just a coincidence?
hagurumon41: 79?
shippinator_mandy: Or am I just reading too far into this, like I always do?
hagurumon41: What?
hagurumon41: 79 isn't anything. You're thinking of 69 or 89.
shippinator_mandy: Bonus Stage episode 79?
hagurumon41: Oh, wait. Ryaconning. Duh.
hagurumon41: Why did I not notice that?
shippinator_mandy: Yeah.
shippinator_mandy: I LIKE READING TOO FAR INTO THINGS
hagurumon41: ME TOO
hagurumon41: Hehe.
hagurumon41: Look at The FAT of the LAN's number.
hagurumon41: : D
shippinator_mandy: 89?
shippinator_mandy: So?
hagurumon41: YUP!
hagurumon41: 89.
shippinator_mandy: I get 69, but not 89.
hagurumon41: 89 = buttseckz
hagurumon41: 8 = a butt
hagurumon41: 9 = some dude
shippinator_mandy: Oh.
hagurumon41: 89 = a butt and some dude = buttseckz
shippinator_mandy: O...kay...
hagurumon41: : P
shippinator_mandy: Heh.
shippinator_mandy: 69 was a great episode.
shippinator_mandy: Rya's Wedding.
hagurumon41: You should've seen the Keentoons forums when Rya's Wedding came out.
shippinator_mandy: What?
hagurumon41: Everyone was like, "hahaha! 69!"
shippinator_mandy: O_o
hagurumon41: Yep.
shippinator_mandy: It would've been sad if Joel hadn't made his comment aboot it being a
happy ending.
hagurumon41: Yeah... I was kinda crying there.
shippinator_mandy: I wasn't, but it was still depressing.
hagurumon41: Yeah..
shippinator_mandy: Like, she KNOWS that she can't ever be truly happy, but she's trying anyway.
hagurumon41: Awwwww...
hagurumon41: I wanna hug Rya.
shippinator_mandy: Yeah.
shippinator_mandy: She totally needs a hug.
hagurumon41: From Phil.
hagurumon41: While he has a boner.
shippinator_mandy: O_o
hagurumon41: : D
hagurumon41: oUo
hagurumon41: XDDDD
hagurumon41: That didn't look right.
hagurumon41: That "oUo" was supposed to be, like... a really big grin, but... look at it.
shippinator_mandy: What was it supposed to be?
shippinator_mandy: Oh.
shippinator_mandy: It reminds me of Kilroy.
hagurumon41: XD
shippinator_mandy: Or penis.
hagurumon41: Kilroy?
shippinator_mandy: The "Kilroy Was Here" guy.
hagurumon41: From HRWiki?
hagurumon41: I go to his site sometimes.
shippinator_mandy: No.
shippinator_mandy: He's a guy from graffiti...he's always shown peeking over a wall.
hagurumon41: OOOOOOOOH.
hagurumon41: Yeah, but oUo looks like a penis and balls to me.
shippinator_mandy: Kinda.
shippinator_mandy: Kilroy's like this: o'u'o
shippinator_mandy: Just peeking over the wall.
hagurumon41: Yeah.
shippinator_mandy: WHICH BONUS STAGE CHARACTER IS MOST IN NEED OF A HUG?
hagurumon41: And having an erection.
shippinator_mandy: O_o
hagurumon41: Uhhh...
hagurumon41: I think right now it's... Phil.
shippinator_mandy: Why?
shippinator_mandy: ...Nick?
shippinator_mandy: What happen?
hagurumon41: Hi.
hagurumon41: AOL happen.
shippinator_mandy: So why does Phil need a hug?
hagurumon41: 'Cause.
hagurumon41: He's pissed at Joel because of episode 82 and 84.
shippinator_mandy: Ah.
hagurumon41: And I guess 83, 'cause of his house being on fire...
shippinator_mandy: Then there's the Shipper Explanation...
hagurumon41: But it was the boat cruise that finally set him off.
hagurumon41: *hug*
shippinator_mandy: -hug-
hagurumon41: *hug*
shippinator_mandy: I still go with the Shipper Explanation.
hagurumon41: Eh...
hagurumon41: Wait, what's that?
shippinator_mandy: Isn't it obvious>
shippinator_mandy: ?
shippinator_mandy: The reason Phil needs a hug?
hagurumon41: Episode 85?
shippinator_mandy: EPISODE 79. DUH.
hagurumon41: Awwwww.
hagurumon41: *hugs Phil and also you*
hagurumon41: *watches Psychosis grope Rya's corpse*
shippinator_mandy: NO!
shippinator_mandy: Fuck.
hagurumon41: OKAY
shippinator_mandy: YOU MADE PHIL EVEN SADDER.
hagurumon41: Oops.
hagurumon41: Well, Psychosis did it, not ME.
hagurumon41: So when you see him online tomorrow or whenever, kick him.
shippinator_mandy: Okay.
shippinator_mandy: But yeah.
shippinator_mandy: SHIPPER EXPLANATION FTW
hagurumon41: >_> Oh, FINE.
hagurumon41: I'll agree with you. But only 'cause you're hot.
shippinator_mandy: I mean, it has to have contributed to his hug needage in some way.
hagurumon41: Yeah, you're right.
shippinator_mandy: XD
shippinator_mandy: I got Ondine by TMBG last night.
hagurumon41: Hey, I'm thinking aboot putting the entire BS site on my CD. Like, the GIF
image, the episode guide...
shippinator_mandy: I've already listened to it at least 50 times.
shippinator_mandy: That would b hawt
hagurumon41: Is it cool?
shippinator_mandy: YES.
shippinator_mandy: I dreamed I killed you again...
shippinator_mandy: It's from an EP, though.
hagurumon41: >_>
shippinator_mandy: "Back To Skull".
hagurumon41: Heh, okay.
hagurumon41: Wait... you dreamed you killed me?
shippinator_mandy: It's from the song.
hagurumon41: Oh
hagurumon41: : (
hagurumon41: I'd like to be in someone's dreams sometime.
shippinator_mandy: http://www.tmbw.net/wiki/index.php/Lyrics:Ondine
hagurumon41: Coolness...
hagurumon41: I still wanna be in your dream, though.
shippinator_mandy: Yeah.
hagurumon41: Can you be in MY dream?!
shippinator_mandy: Go ahead.
hagurumon41: Cool. I... just wish I knew how to put people in my dreams.
hagurumon41: If I knew, I would've had Bonus Stage dreams by now.
shippinator_mandy: I've had Bonus Stage dreams.
shippinator_mandy: No really significant ones, though.
shippinator_mandy: I don't control my dreams.
shippinator_mandy: They're crazy, though.
shippinator_mandy: Want me to tell you aboot a REALLY pervy dream I had?
hagurumon41: YESYESYESYES!
shippinator_mandy: Okay...
shippinator_mandy: I dreamed I was rooting around in my parents' bedroom.
hagurumon41: : D
shippinator_mandy: I found a blister pack, like the ones they package toys in.
shippinator_mandy: Inside it was a giant, glow-in-the-dark-looking condom. The package
proudly advertised, "24 INCH!"
shippinator_mandy: I told my mom, and she's all, "Oh, that's your dad's, honey!"
hagurumon41: XDDD
hagurumon41: That... is hilarious!
hagurumon41: I'd like to know how the hell a movie reference got inside your brain, though.
shippinator_mandy: Huh?
hagurumon41: ....nevermind.
hagurumon41: "lol ur hawt" = another of my catchphrases. WHEEEE!
shippinator_mandy: WOO
shippinator_mandy: Know who else needs a hug?
shippinator_mandy: CASSIDY.
hagurumon41: Yeah!
hagurumon41: *hugs Cassidy, Phil and you*
shippinator_mandy: I don't know why...maybe because she's so sweet somehow.
hagurumon41: Yeah... probably...
hagurumon41: Or the fact that she's all... cute.
shippinator_mandy: Like we said, she's the only character who's really truly innocent.
hagurumon41: Smithy has probably hugged her thousands of times by now.
shippinator_mandy: Yeah.
hagurumon41: What aboot- Oh, no... wait... HE's not, either...
hagurumon41: Smithy's probably buttraped Cassidy, too. XD
shippinator_mandy: Aww.
hagurumon41: ...what's the "aww" for? "Aww, that's adorable", or "Aww, that sucks"?
shippinator_mandy: The second one.
hagurumon41: Aww. (same here)
shippinator_mandy: Yeah.
shippinator_mandy: In a lot of ways, she's like a very precocious child.
shippinator_mandy: Uh...with boobs.
hagurumon41: XD
hagurumon41: BOOBS!
shippinator_mandy: And in Rya's earliest design, she was a five-year-old with boobs.
hagurumon41: ...hawt.
hagurumon41: I'm a 14-year-old with boobs.
hagurumon41: Except my boobs are ugly.
shippinator_mandy: It's a joke between Jello and I.
hagurumon41: Indeed.
hagurumon41: I'm a joke between my mom and my dad.
hagurumon41: OH GAWD I JUST PICTURED THEM HAVING SEX
shippinator_mandy: XD
hagurumon41: Noooooooooo!
hagurumon41: That's it! My mom sucks, so I'm getting a new mom!
hagurumon41: *looks around* Ummm... YOU! You're my new mom!
shippinator_mandy: No.
hagurumon41: DX
shippinator_mandy: JESSICA is your new mom. >8D
hagurumon41: YAY INCEST
hagurumon41: Geez, I should really start saving these convos.
hagurumon41: Also, YAY INCEST
shippinator_mandy: O_o
shippinator_mandy: Save this one.
hagurumon41: Ummm... 'kay.
hagurumon41: But I only have everything after [01:10] Hagurumon41: *hug*
[01:10] shippinator_mandy: I still go with the Shipper Explanation.
shippinator_mandy: Okay.
shippinator_mandy: I'll email it to you...your email address?
hagurumon41: Ummm... mailto:Hagurumon31@aol.com is what it's always been, since like, a few
months ago.
shippinator_mandy: Okay.