Sick Nick Twitter Q and A

I'm a douche? Haha, little kid, you are trying to make Anna love you even though you called her smelly, dumb, fat, ugly, and other horrible insults. I've made sure she knows what you've said about her. She will never love you.

They're not meant as insults. I LIKE those traits of hers.

But I LIKE those things aboot her. They are POSITIVE things. I don't like people who're intelligent, objectively hot, talented/capable, etc.

Why would have Hitler liked you? You are an ugly, fat smelly man-child who is too afraid to live on their own, plus you don't do anything but take money from the government. Hitler would have killed you without hesitation.

We both like anal and scat. Maybe we could've double-teamed Ava Broon up her butt.

The Nick

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I wonder if there's any females who have like, that Gary Numan disease and they still look like children but it'd be legal to date them.

I wish the location of Hitler's body was made public so I could grab some of his DNA and clone him, minus the racism part.

Explosive diarrhea is one of the greatest experiences in life.

It's all true. I'm horribly oot of shape to the point everything hurts, and I AM going to do a2m with mein waifu.

Q-
What is your obsession with Hitler about? He was a terrible human being in every sense.

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IMO, he gets a bad rap. He made ONE mistake. Like nobody else ever messed up before! If you ignore the Holocaust, Hitler was really cool. He had that awesome mustache, hairstyle, salute and accompanying catchprase, he popularized the swastika which is a cool symbol, he liked anal and scat... In a way I kinda feel like me and Hitler are kindred souls. No homo.

Hm... I dunno if I can handle that. When I was little I got stomach aches sometimes and I always prayed for death to end it.

Yeah people keep telling me lately my teeth might kill me. I'm okay with that though if the alternative is pain. Life sucks anyway

Couldn't I just kill myself on my own terms if/when that starts and then I'd just die instantly? Blowing up seems p quick.

throwing a molotov cocktail at a gas pump when I'm right beside it. I imagine I'd be vaporized instantly, thus no pain.

I don't understand why everyone wants me to kill myself but nobody'll explain hoo to do so. Idk I might go to a dentist i guess

Why not? In what way to you benefit from me being alive? If anything Dead!Nick could be beneficial by being a poltergeist

Ed Note: He's talking about going to the dentist and then suicide. 

I finally figured oot what my name would be if people could pick their own name. Fanny. I'd be Fanny.

I made a bit of progress making my fighting game. Mostly the planning though, like everyone's attacks.

Starting small with a demo version with 10 playable characters (full version will have 50)

Demo version characters: me, my wife, Jessa, Baby, Goliath, Akagi, Maddi, Nikki, Ondine, Thom.

More Anna Whining

I understand that The Aristocats was a children's movie aboot cats, but considering the title you'd think there'd be at least ONE scat orgy.

She didn't. She's really dumb but not enough to ruin her existence forever to spite the second-best mortal who ever existed.

No. Nobody but me wants to do Things with her. Most people don't even want to be near her because of odour and uggo-ness.