Coffee Crew

Coffee Crew
Nick Bate's Web Comic the Coffee Crew

Friday, September 28, 2007

WEEK FIVE.

All was well this week, as far as I can tell.

Yesterday (Thursday) I went to a homeless shelter with this one girl in my class, and the two of us served food and chopped up strawberries and stuff. Now, you should note that despite it just being me and a girl, there was no hitting-oning going on. We were there for most of the day, and apparently we're going again every two weeks! She said I did a good job, but really I just did what our teacherperson said to do, so...yeah. Whatever.

We arrived back at school in time for the last block, which was ANOTHER field trip, but with our whole class this time. We went to a nursing home to play cards with old people. It was horrible; most of the other kids were pissed off. This one kid even took off and walked home in the middle of it, so he's probably getting suspended or something. I did fairly well, other than the whole anti-social thing, and this one kid did really good. He helped this one old guy 'cause he didn't understand what was goin' on.

Today (Friday) we went for ANOTHER field trip for the last block. This time we went to some college and listened to what this one chick had to say. On the way back, everyone was cracking up because she said "M'kay". Except they were like "LOL MR. GARRISON", but um, they obviously got the wrong dude. I believe they're thinking of Mr. Mackey, or whatever his name is. Still funny, though.

~Nick

Friday, September 21, 2007

WEEK FOUR.

Today and yesterday we went on field trips. Oh, joy. I'm not the kind of guy who likes to walk around outside in unbearably hot weather. Today we went out to catch monarch butterflies. I failed my task, due to my fears of both insects and plants, and the fact that they were flying too high, and I am a very short person. Wasn't as bad as yesterday, though, as I had to hike up some hills and stuff. But the actual trips are quite entertaining, as we're a small class so we have some hilarious conversations on the bus.

During lunch on Wednesday, this one kid filmed me being retarded with his camera. He apparently put it on YouTube, but I can't find it. D: I'll ask him aboot it on Monday. In the video, I was being seriously fucked-up crazy, doing some sort of retarded dance. And it wasn't even really so much a dance as it was flailing around violently. Well, if I find the video, you'll see. Also, my goatee is growing nicely. I dunno if you'll be able to see it or not.

~Nick

Ed Note: If anyone can find that video, you'll be my new hero. LOL

Saturday, September 15, 2007

HEATHER

Third week of school.

I found out that half of my teachers (one) like TMBG. This is epic win. On Thursday, we all did this activity where like, our teams got a word, and we had to sing an excerpt of a song that has that word in it. I nearly had a panic attack when the word "sun" came up. GEE, I WONDER WHY. But since nobody else in the class other than me and that teacher have ever heard of TMBG, people were confused. But yes, I sung a portion of Why Does the Sun Shine?. Then, shortly after, our word was "in", and everyone was stumped. It was at this point that Mr. TMBGlikingteacherman began singing Birdhouse in Your Soul. I KID YOU NOT. EPIC WIN.

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~Nick

Friday, September 7, 2007

HEY! WAIT! I GOT A NEW COMPLAINT!

Survived two weeks of school. I wasn't online last weekend due to forces outside my control, but here I am for THIS weekend. I hope I didn't miss anything important.

Here's my school schedule. Keep in mind all my classes are emotional support classes, you know, for the "mentally challenged". But I honestly don't see why all the other kids are in here with me. I'm really the only truly fucked-up one in here.

BLOCK 1: Communications Arts
BLOCK 2: Math
LUNCH
BLOCK 3: Science
BLOCK 4: Comminity-Based Instruction

The CBI thing is mostly us doing volunteer work at like, this bed-and-breakfast place. We also do some other activities and stuff. These first two weeks were surprisingly easy, mostly because it's just the beginning of the year and we're not really doing much work, just getting to know eachother. Oh, and another thing, I don't eat lunch, so I just stay in the classroom and draw and/or write SKF stuff. We has no scanner, so I can't exactly show y'alls.

My birthday was September first, and I couldn't help but notice that none of you bastards got me anything. :p As you could probably tell, I didn't get a laptop. The highlights of my birthday were an MP3 player, a digital camera, and three TMBG CDs (Why Does the Sun Shine?, They'll Need a Crane, and Indestructible Object; I am still waiting for the latter to arrive.). I also got some cash, which I used to buy two Nirvana CDs: Nirvana and In Utero. They kick so much ass. I've been listening to them quite a lot lately. I tried looking for theSTART, but I didn't see anything at the music place this time.

I might update later. I'm all journal'd out. I have to keep a journal for school, too, so... I'm dried up. I'd feel to redundant to post the same stuff here than in that journal. Agghh.

~Nick