A few days ago I wrote a Christmas list, filled mostly with unrealistic things. Here's a few of them.
-About 100 morning glory seeds, per serving!
-Porn! (YES, I ASKED MY FAMILY FOR PORN FOR CHRISTMAS. HELL, I EVEN WENT INTO DETAIL, EXPLAINING THAT I DO NOT WANT VAGINAL PORN.)
-A summer home in a completely different state, far far away from my family!
-Internet access!
-Love!
The only things I could think of that I want that are tangible, legal and affordable are:
-Video games, of the RPG variety!
-CDs!
-3, 4, 8, 10, and 12-sided dice!
So yeah. Once again, my Christmas will be fruitless. I might as well just sleep through it like I did with Thanksgiving. I don't even really celebrate Christmas anyway. I don't "spend time" with my family, I'm never really in possession of the "holiday spirit", and I only buy stuff for online friends and cats. Screw offline people who are humans!
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