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It's an old-timey type deal, with no speech but plenty of BGM. Also, it's black-and-white!

Terrible idea? You bet it is!

Ed Note: I don't know the date on this, so this is going to be an approximate.

Kentucky Don't Exist!

Kentucky Don't Exist! is a popular conspiracy theory first introduced by Dr. Nickalaus B.S. Nickel, Ph.D.

As the story goes, long, long ago, a man by the name of Colonel Sanders created a restaurant franchise and named it Kentucky Fried Chicken, or KFC for short. At the time, Kentucky did not exist and there were only 49 states in the U.S. However, as the success of KFC spread, even the President of the United Effin' States had to get in on that delicious shiznit. So, he made a secret deal with Colonel Sanders. In exchange for free chicken, he had all historical records, including (but not limited to) maps, encyclopedias, and almanacs altered so that they included a fifthieth state, "Kentucky".

To further establish "Kentucky"'s existence, the government even cut off the top half of Tennessee for the land which would constitute "Kentucky". Many other "historical facts" were invented, as well. The public soon accepted Kentucky as a U.S. state, blind to the government's lies.

Some Things You Should Know

This page is under construction while I sift through 297 chat logs, dawgs.

You've all heard the stories about Nick being a creepy stalker, right? Of course you have! Well, here's some other pieces of information you might want to see!

Nick isn't just some random dude that started "stalking" her. Oh no, not at all! Nick was one of Anna's CLOSE FRIENDS since 2006! GASP! REVELATION! And guess what?! Until August 23, 2008, Anna never before complained aboot any of the things she now complains about!

Also note that this page is not meant to hurt Anna's feelings or anything, but rather to save my own ass and prove that I'm not a creepy, idiotic stalker like she claims I am.

Contents  [hide] 1 Oh, dat hypocritic Anna! 1.1 April 9, 2006 1.2 May 26, 2006 2 OMG Anna has actually complimented Nick in the past! 3 Nick does not always talk aboot marriage and sex 3.1 February 29, 2008 4 The Real Anna Nickel 4.1 April 4, 2008 5 Nick really knows his shiznit 6 Miscellaneous mindfucks 6.1 May 13, 2006

[edit]Oh, dat hypocritic Anna!

You may have heard that Anna considers the word 'aboot' offensive to Canadians for some reason! Well, let's take a look at some excerpts from chat logs, shall we?

[edit]April 9, 2006

hagurumon41: Guess what I might be doing Thursday?
shippinator_mandy: Meeting Myrrh?
hagurumon41: Uh... yeah.
hagurumon41: How did you know? Are you psychic?!
hagurumon41: I swear, that wasn't you! That was... some person I just made up!
shippinator_mandy: You talk aboot it a lot.
shippinator_mandy: Does she know?
hagurumon41: Yeah, we kinda just made the plans.
shippinator_mandy: Ah.
hagurumon41: Like, a couple minutes ago.
shippinator_mandy: Well, have fun.
shippinator_mandy: AND TAKE PICTURES.

WHOA WHOA WHOA BACK UP

shippinator_mandy: You talk aboot it a lot.

OHHHHHHHH, WHAT WAS THAT, ANNA?

[edit]May 26, 2006

Hagurumon31: oh, and I'm 177 pounds.
IllNeedACrane: I'm...115.
IllNeedACrane: And 5'3".
Hagurumon31: Well, if that chart at that science place was right, I'm three pounds underweight... somehow.
IllNeedACrane: O_o
Hagurumon31: I don't know how that's possible, unless it meant 180 pounds of muscle instead of fat.
IllNeedACrane: Well, if you ARE 5'8"...
Hagurumon31: Yeah... the chart said 180 lbs. is what 5'8" peeps are supposed to be.
IllNeedACrane: So you're fine.
IllNeedACrane: What aboot 5'3"?
Hagurumon31: I... don't know... I didn't think to look.
IllNeedACrane: Well, do ya think 115 lbs is okay?
Hagurumon31: Yeah, should be.
IllNeedACrane: Cool.

Did you spot the 'aboot'?

[edit]OMG Anna has actually complimented Nick in the past!

And here's some nice things Anna has said aboot me!

[edit]Nick does not always talk aboot marriage and sex

And here's evidence that I do NOT always hit on her!

[edit]February 29, 2008

[22:20] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Okay. I need to tell you this.
[22:21] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Hmm?
[22:21] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: I'm breaking up with Paul. THIS DOES NOT MEAN YOU HAVE A CHANCE WITH ME. CAPICHE?
[22:21] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Huh?
[22:21] Kentucky Don't Exist!: How come you're breaking up?
[22:22] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: It just ain't workin' out
[22:22] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Oh.
[22:24] Kentucky Don't Exist!: So like. Are you okay?
[22:25] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: I'm fine.
[22:25] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: In fact, I'm...kind of glad. I just did it.
[22:25] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: And he seems okay with it. I think we'll be able to stay friends, which is a good thing.
[22:25] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Ah, okay.
[22:27] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Do you... have anyone else in mind?
[22:27] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Nope.
[22:27] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Ah.
[22:29] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Hey, uh.
[22:30] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Yuss?
[22:30] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Is it alright if I tell KN? He... kinda thought you were in an abusive relationship and... I mean, this'd kinda be evidence against it. o_o;
[22:30] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: He did? O_o
[22:30] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Why?
[22:31] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Yeah. For the past three weeks, actually.
[22:31] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: That's just silly. O_o
[22:31] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Well... he said you display the symptoms and stuff. Actually, Jessa and I discussed it, to.
[22:31] Kentucky Don't Exist!: *too
[22:31] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: I do? O_o That's odd, because I was never in such a relationship.
[22:32] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Yeah. I know.
[22:32] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: So yeah, tell him I never was in an abusive relationship.
[22:32] Kentucky Don't Exist!: I did. But I didn't tell him WHY I know this.
[22:32] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Why did you know?
[22:33] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Um? Because you broke up with your boyfriend.
[22:33] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Aside from the fact that I wouldn't keep something like that a secret.
[22:33] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Ah.
[22:33] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Well, that's the thing. People who're being abused DO tend to keep it a secret, so.
[22:34] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Ahh.
[22:34] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Odd.
[22:34] Kentucky Don't Exist!: You... didn't know this? I mean... y'know... they'd be ashamed and stuff...
[22:34] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Ah.

You will note that not only did I not take advantage of the situation and swoop in for the rebound, I actually counseled her and provided her with useful information! Plus I was worried aboot her being in an abusive relationship!

[edit]The Real Anna Nickel

Instances of Anna yelling at me for no reason whatsoever. Reminds you of present-day, huh?

[edit]April 4, 2008

[19:34] anna_cassidy_nickel@hotmail.com: K, I'm not angry at you anymore.
[19:34] Meebo Message: Anna Cassidy - And everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty. is online
[19:37] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Oh, hi!
[19:37] Anna Cassidy - And everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty.: I have realized that perhaps I am too controlling of you.
[19:37] Kentucky Don't Exist!: ...uhh... how so? o.O
[19:37] Anna Cassidy - And everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty.: I dunno. I just boss you around so much.

Ah, she finally admits it! Too bad she forgot this realization shortly afterward. I'm a piece of shit and am in jail!

[edit]Nick really knows his shiznit

Instances of Nick being the intelligent one!

[edit]Miscellaneous mindfucks

[edit]May 13, 2006

Hagurumon31: Well, what if you devised a point system, and buicking is like, the most expensive prize that I might be able to achieve like once a year?
IllNeedACrane: No.
Hagurumon31: Oh... well, what kind of prizes CAN I get?
IllNeedACrane: Uh...
IllNeedACrane: Kisses. Drawings. Stuff like that.

Okay, yes, I admit I asked her for anilingus here, but you'll also notice that HOLY CRAP SHE AGREED TO KISSES.

Anna and Nick Tweets

FFFFFFFFFF

Here's the week in summation!

Finally got my aunt's pool up and running. Well, okay, I just sat around watching everyone else do the work, but still. Once it was filled, I got to wade in it! Yes, I said wade. Because I can't swim. Seriously, I tried teaching myself when I was in there. I grabbed onto a floatation raft thing and kicked my legs, but I didn't go anywhere. Just kept following the current. Sigh... Plus I can't hold my breath or float, so I dunno, maybe it's just physically impossible for me to swim.

Kept on babysitting the kitten. Seriously, something's very wrong with it. :/

"Borrowed" my sister's Pokémon Emerald so I can reuse a move tutor and teach substitute to an Azumarill and trade it over to MY Emerald. Gonna take a while, though. Hopefully she doesn't miss it until I'm done and give it back. Eh, she's too busy with Platinum to notice. Oh and this is gonna take a REAL long time, because I need to also teach the Azumarill Sing. And guess what? Only Azurill can learn Sing, not Marill. So I'm forced to breed with the Sea Incense. Meaning I can't use the Everstone. Meaning I have a 1 in 25 chance of getting the nature I want. Plus I'm also looking for a specific gender, ability and OH GOD hidden power type. Do you realize what the odds of finding the correct Azurill are? Very low, m'friend, very low.

Is anyone tired of me talking about Pokémon breeding yet?

OMG, ANOTHER KITTEN!

Yeah, we got another kitten! I guess Mom or someone found it on a road, so we took it in. It's pretty cute. But dang, she's sickly.

She was fine the first week, but then she started being just sleeping all day and not wanting to eat, drink or play.

That improved a bit, but then she started not being able to walk well. She's really wobbly and collapses a lot.

Then she started having what appear to be seizures. She falls over and starts twitching for a few minutes.

THEN she started having what seems to be narcolepsy or something. She collapses, just like the seizures, except now she just goes limp and has no movement whatsoever (except she's still breathing, of course). It's really creepy. It looks like she's dead. Or like, sleeping with her eyes open.
And this happens like, constantly now. As I type this, she's been in one of those states for over an hour now. Literally. And I can kind of wake her up, but then she just goes into another sleep a couple seconds later.

Anyone know what to do aboot it?

(other things: my half-sister got a Nintendo DS for her birthday, which I've been helping her play, and also we've been trying to get my aunt's pool up and running)