More Anna Whining

I understand that The Aristocats was a children's movie aboot cats, but considering the title you'd think there'd be at least ONE scat orgy.

She didn't. She's really dumb but not enough to ruin her existence forever to spite the second-best mortal who ever existed.

No. Nobody but me wants to do Things with her. Most people don't even want to be near her because of odour and uggo-ness.

Yeah man, if Jessa and Maddi licked and sucked the taste of eachother's rectums off of my penis, that'd be my best day 'til I marry my wife.

Penises are like AC adapters and rectums are the ootlets. Anal intercourse gives us the energy we need to remain pooered-on.

Why have I never foond the perfect porn yet? There's like a bajillion porn sites and they all fucking SUCK.

I'm sad. I got two new a2m videos yesterday but the one had a cut between the anal and fellatio and also the framerate was SHIT and in the other the chick had tattoos and piercings and it also showed her vagina throughoot ALL of the anal. Ugh. Why.

So my day care thing to prevent me from torturing, sodomizing, mutilating, dismembering, murdering and eating humans is three days a week

Know what's weird? I have an inverted version of Ondine's curse. I breathe automatically when unconscious but manually when conscious. Sucks

So constantly on my mind: focusing on breathing, worrying aboot my wife and possibly other bad things happening, whatever task I'm doing

No man that one thing can NOT be true ever

Oh but hey just in case is there a way to make myself not care so I wouldn't have to kill myself and stuff

J-Date, if she's done Things with not-me, I'll never be able to live. I'd never be able to enjoy anything anymore knowing that.

As is, I ALREADY can't, sorta. I just CONSTANTLY panic aboot what if it happened and I can't play video games or watch tv or w/e

I can't exist if Things happened. I would have to stop existing completely. Like not go to either Heaven OR Hell. Just vanish.

And like not have a consciousness anymore and not be able to perceive or think or anything.

It can NOT happen, J. I'm her soulmate; she can only do Things with ME

Every waking moment since June 2010 when Maddi first told me has just been a complete living Hell, dude

Just... constantly. Nothing has been able to distract me. I'll be sitting there playing a game or w/e and then I just freak oot

The only thing that could possibly save me if it happens is if time travel is invented and someome oes back and stops it

But I don't know, that might not even change the present, it might just create an alternate timeline branching off at that point

so really it jist has to never happen

Hitler an' Me:

Nick is sicker on twitter

I'm not gonna traumatize anyone. You know me, I'm the sweetest, kindest person there is. I just wanna do little girls' butts.

Oh, another turn-off: heels. Females must wear regular shoes. Sneakers, boots (but not the kind that goes up past the ankles), sandals.

I will only do children if they say I can and I will be gentle and use lots of lube and thrust slowly.

Ed Note: Why the hell was he not locked up before 2015??! Seriously, someone needs to read his tweets while he is up for parole in front of the parole board. Multiple people dropped the ball here!

Sick Nick's Tweet Responses

It's a bus specifically for retarded people, you'd think the drivers would be nicer. But I sat behind a really hot female so that was cool

Looked aboot 9-11 maybe? Definitely pre-puberty. Was wearing a little cute floral jacket thing over a white tank top... didn't see panties

@FagPrime Ok if I do figure oot a way to do Craigslist, can I specify I'm seeking under age 12 or do cops patrol there?

June 16th, 2013

P So, long story and also the only way I know hoo to tell it is nonsequentially. So uh, the other day, like two days ago I think, I read something I wasn't really supposed to. Not like legally or morally, just... I wasn't supposed to. I dunno. Anyway I was reading this thing and it said something has happened... Noo, I'm hoping it was a lie and the thing didn't actually happen and that it was put there specifically in case I foond it. Plus a close, trusted friend has assured me numerous times over three years that it's a lie and they have proof of this. They have never shown me the proof, but they've been extremely helpful in the past so I just took their word for it. I've often had moments of doobt though, like what if my friend is just trying to protect my feelings or something, usually after someone tells me the thing did happen which is a lot. Like every day. They intentionally use it to drive me insane. Which actually is a bit comforting because then I think they probably did just make it up just to use against me like that. But I dunno man... lately shit's been snowballing. Like, a close friend who defected to the other side had a fallig-oot with the other side and noo is sort of back to mine, kinda, yet she still insists the thing happened. I shrugged it of kinda quickly because well maybe she didn't even really switch sides and it's just a clever plot to get me to believe the thing. Then in an odd coincidence someone else had a falloot with one of my other friends and they told me that other friend has been lying to me for like... I dunno, seven years? I still don't know what to make of this as both of them have been cool to me all those years. Then I read another thing people probably don't know I can see, which also said the thing happened. Of course, it was also a joke but that doesn't necessarily mean it's not also true. But then my friend again was like no man it didn't happen. But then I read the thing the other day too. Which was not a joke. It was kind of a freakoot, actually. Noo, mystery people keep leaking things to me so I guess it's possible it was set up specifically for meto see, like.. you know, the "leak" was acthally not a leak and the person it's aboot is in on it? Dear god I hope so. This crap has been tormenting me for three years since the rumours of the thing having happened first emerged. In fact, before my friend told me it was a lie a different friend (whose allegiance has been extremely questionable beginning like immediately beforehand) first told me it did happen and I completely freaked the fuck oot for a few hoors. This friend appeared to be reliable since I met her, then was openly abusive towards me (which my other friend said is part of a plan which... noo I'm questioning if there's actually a plan or not), and noo she seems to have completely gone to the other side quite suddenly. So that's confusing. Supposedly, what my enemies say is that she was screwing me over all along, since we first met. Which would of course mean she could've been in on a conspiracy to tell me the thing happened when it really didn't. And if my other friend's plan is real, that means the same thing except she's actually on my side but pretending to be against me to infiltrate the enemy ranks and help me oot. A third option, which my friend who sorta defected from tne enemy side to kind of mine maybe claims, is that she originally liked me but later hated me for whatever reason. Not sure what that means for her credibility. Anyway, with all this mixed evidence I have no idea what's going on. I just have to hang on to the hope that somehoo the thing never happened and never will because lord knows I would definitely have to commit suicide. I could never live with that knowledge. Shit, I can barely function in my Schroedinger's cat state of not knowing one way or the other. Nothing I do successfully distracts me from wondering. I'll be just hanging oot playing a video game and suddenly I just break doon and have haunting mental images of what if the thing happens. I even recently started therapy and got medicated buf it's not really helping. Not with this one specific thing anyway. So yeah. No idea what the hell to do.

LiveJournal Bio

Tales of the Nick

Mostly involving butts and Kentucky's inexistence

Plus Account Created on 20 April 2007 (#12772622) Last updated on 16 June 2013 Gift

NAME:

Nick Bate

BIRTHDATE:

1 September 1991

LOCATION:

Pennsylvania, United States

WEBSITE:

Twitter, I guess

EXTERNAL SERVICES:

• hagurumon31
• kentuckydontexist

SCHOOLS:

• Penn Manor High School - Millersville, PA (2008 - 2009)

Bio:

It's extremely hard to summarize what I'm like, but I'll try to anyway. Words I'd use to describe myself include random, pervy... and that's it, actually. But it's not all fun and games. I have my negative traits, too, including being technically mentally retarded, anti-social, physically handicapped in so many ways, ugly, lacking any skills at all, and I'm sure I suck for many other reasons I can't remember right now.

I have no local friends, so most of my time is spent playing video games or surfing the Internet, where I have a few long-distance friends. Most notably would be a certain person whom for whatever reason decided to start hating me back in August '08. You'll probably see me rant aboot that on here a lot. Oh yeah, did I mention I say "aboot" in an attempt to be Canadian?

Interests:

"weird al" yankovic, adult swim, alchemy, anti-kentuckyism, astrology, bonus stage, butts, cats, christianity, clone high, cross-dressing, cryokinesis, desu, dice, digimon, drawing, family guy, fictional metals, final fantasy, frisky dingo, futurama, gemstones,hippies, homestar runner, househusbandry, hugging, hypochondria, instant messaging, john linnell, kevin smith, ki, king of the hill, larp, memes, message boards, mono puff, moral orel, mudkipz, my wife, nirvana, non-sequitors, nudism, panties, perviness,pokémon, rickrolling, roleplaying, rozen maiden, rpgs, runescape, south park, the beatles, the pixies, thestart, they might be giants, things, view askew, wikis, writing

Friends:

bitchyfaic, hagurukagi, heatheryheather, neudlucario, shippehmandy

Communities:

Watching:

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Member Of:

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Ed Note: Just realized bitchfaic and shippehmandy are both Anna!

the point is to use my AIDS to guilt her into marrying me for giving me the AIDS indirectly. We'll have sex when we're married.

...FUCK. ok is there another fatal STD that isn't contagious then?

Um... well what aboot one that's only transmitted vaginally so I can contract it but not give it to my wife?

Fuck! Okay, would she feel bad aboot making me cut my feet off then?

Well if I can't get her to marry me oot of pity or remorse wtf am I supposed to do to get her to marry me

Ooh do you think she hates me so much that she'll marry me if I cripple myself by cutting my feet off

New idea: I should have anal with random people until I get AIDS, then my wife feels bad for forcing me to do not-her, so she marries me

Do you think Craigslist would turn up any females who have AIDS and want unprotected anal?

Ooh okay so intentionally wanting AIDS is a thing people do called bugchasing. Ok so where are the bugchasing personal ads at?

"...The Anus is the beginning of all Good things.

To refuse engaging in anal intercourse with one's soulmate is the rejection of God's gift. Abstinence from anal is the wickedest sin of all.

The world must realize that sex is the Lord's gift to mankind and that anal, the most intimate act, is the ultimate expression of Love.

Musical Butts: anal orgy wherein men circle aroond women while music plays. When the DJ stops it (at random) they must do the nearest butt. Each roond there is one less female than male, so whichever male is last to get his penis in a rectum is disqualified.

Dump-taking is one of the sexiest activities female humanoids can engage in. If my wife defecates I will ejaculate in my panties constantly.

My wife's anus smells really good. I wanna bury my face between her cheeks and just inhale constantly all day long..."

God fucking damnit, Nick, you're just a fucking waste of space both IRL and on Twitter.

Nick L. Nickel ‏@NickBate 7h

I need a realistic toilet costume so I can hang oot in women's bathrooms and get pooped on.