Nick is sicker on twitter

I'm not gonna traumatize anyone. You know me, I'm the sweetest, kindest person there is. I just wanna do little girls' butts.

Oh, another turn-off: heels. Females must wear regular shoes. Sneakers, boots (but not the kind that goes up past the ankles), sandals.

I will only do children if they say I can and I will be gentle and use lots of lube and thrust slowly.

Ed Note: Why the hell was he not locked up before 2015??! Seriously, someone needs to read his tweets while he is up for parole in front of the parole board. Multiple people dropped the ball here!