Yeah man, if Jessa and Maddi licked and sucked the taste of eachother's rectums off of my penis, that'd be my best day 'til I marry my wife.

Penises are like AC adapters and rectums are the ootlets. Anal intercourse gives us the energy we need to remain pooered-on.

Why have I never foond the perfect porn yet? There's like a bajillion porn sites and they all fucking SUCK.

I'm sad. I got two new a2m videos yesterday but the one had a cut between the anal and fellatio and also the framerate was SHIT and in the other the chick had tattoos and piercings and it also showed her vagina throughoot ALL of the anal. Ugh. Why.

So my day care thing to prevent me from torturing, sodomizing, mutilating, dismembering, murdering and eating humans is three days a week