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HMB: The Board
I created the original HMB: The Board back in, like, 2004. In those days it was the Hagurumon Message Board, a Homestar Runner fanforum. Over the years (I think it lasted about three or four) it got pretty active, and was pretty much the best site on the Internet. Then, one of my assistant admins was dumb and accidentally got the board shut down.
And now, finally, Thom has created HMB: The Board v.2 (although it should probably be... like... version 4 or 5 but whatev).
In short, go there, register, post a lot.
Ed Note: Dead link.
This mirror is all aboot Nick Bate's writings from over the years. Names of victims will be censored. Warning: This individual is truly disturbed and is every sick demented aspect of an LOLCow mixed into one person. Ask yourself, if you truly want to go down this rabbit hole.
Coffee Crew
Nick Bate's Web Comic the Coffee Crew
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Anna Comments on Nick's Art
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
O I C
It occurred to me that when people were telling me my drawings sucked, they were probably referring to that splash screen I posted a couple entries ago. (By the way, I don't think I'm gonna finish that cartoon). You guys... DO realize that was a splash screen, right? And not an actual drawing? It was intentionally half-assed. Normally I trace over the freehand with Flash's line tool, so it looks a lot smoother.
But my other point still stands: my drawings are made that way on purpose. It's just the style of my series. Like... take South Park. Obviously the artists could draw better if they wanted, but they choose to draw crappily because it's just the style of the show.
Here, these're pretty much the most recent of each category I can give you, so make your judgments on these:
Handdrawn, on paper
Traced in Flash
Freehand in Flash
But my other point still stands: my drawings are made that way on purpose. It's just the style of my series. Like... take South Park. Obviously the artists could draw better if they wanted, but they choose to draw crappily because it's just the style of the show.
Here, these're pretty much the most recent of each category I can give you, so make your judgments on these:
Handdrawn, on paper
Traced in Flash
Freehand in Flash
Saturday, August 15, 2009
TRADING CARD GAMES ARE FUN.
mood: angry RAAAGE
music: Feels So Good - Chuck Mangione
I'm kinda into TCGs again, like Pokémon (pre-Team Rocket set), Yu-Gi-Oh! (back when it was still Yugi and Kaiba and the gang and not the new retarded GX or whatever), etc. I've been trying to make a Coffee Crew card game, but I can't think up any gameplay rules that haven't already been done.
I tried having the cards have HP and different attacks, but that's too much like Pokémon. Also tried just giving the cards ONE attack and have the one with the higher number win, but that's Yu-Gi-Oh!. Then I tried having the attacks be individual cards, but that's Dragonball Z. IS THERE ANYTHING THAT HASN'T BEEN DONE YET?!
music: Feels So Good - Chuck Mangione
I'm kinda into TCGs again, like Pokémon (pre-Team Rocket set), Yu-Gi-Oh! (back when it was still Yugi and Kaiba and the gang and not the new retarded GX or whatever), etc. I've been trying to make a Coffee Crew card game, but I can't think up any gameplay rules that haven't already been done.
I tried having the cards have HP and different attacks, but that's too much like Pokémon. Also tried just giving the cards ONE attack and have the one with the higher number win, but that's Yu-Gi-Oh!. Then I tried having the attacks be individual cards, but that's Dragonball Z. IS THERE ANYTHING THAT HASN'T BEEN DONE YET?!
Nick and Anna Comment Fight
I alternate about and aboot.
Also, I dunno. Whenever they're old enough to understand things. So I guess it's not so much a certain age as it is when they're speaking in sentences and stuff like that. My half-sister's only seven and she's known a little about sex for a few years already.
Also, I dunno. Whenever they're old enough to understand things. So I guess it's not so much a certain age as it is when they're speaking in sentences and stuff like that. My half-sister's only seven and she's known a little about sex for a few years already.
No, I jack off to them, but I wouldn't actually have sex with one.
However, I'll defend to the injury other people's rights to have sex with kids. There is no reason pedophiles should be discriminated against. Pedophilia is just another fetish like bondage or albinos or whatever.
However, I'll defend to the injury other people's rights to have sex with kids. There is no reason pedophiles should be discriminated against. Pedophilia is just another fetish like bondage or albinos or whatever.
Friday, August 14, 2009
MY BEDROOM DOOR NEEDS A LOCK.
When I returned home from my dad's last week, I was shocked to find two things very wrong with my room, both courtesy of my aunt.
I'ma start using LJ cuts now.
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1. The first thing I noticed was that, DUDE, my bag filled with women's clothes I had hidden in my closet was gone. This may have been my own fault because I left it sitting there in the closet itself rather than the mini-closet-inside-a-closet that it's normally in. Easier access, you know. But yeah, the easier access screwed me over. Not entirely sure why my aunt was in my closet in the first place, though. I mean... the door's closed... and it's behind my bed... you literally have to move my bed to get the door open. Plus nobody knew that I ever used it before. Hrm. But yeah, my awesome skirt is gone and now I'm PISSED.
For those of you who didn't catch it by now, I'm a crossdresser and my entire family consists of conservative bigots.
2. As if I wasn't already distraught enough over not being able to crossdress anymore, I later noticed that my pillows had been replaced. Apparently my aunt and grandmother thought they were being nice by throwing out my old, "dirty" pillows for new, "clean" ones. See, for the past few years I've had this special pillow that I basically pretend is Anna and cuddle with, you know, just until I can cuddle with the real thing. Plus I roleplay with it and do the voices for both me and her. Of course, I still do the latter even without the pillow, but still. Anyway, dude, throwing out the Anna pillow is MASSIVELY UNCOOL. By doing it you're wiping some of the history of me and Anna's relationship from existence, like the time my aunt changed a letter in one of the letters Anna sent me (I now carry all Anna-related artifacts on me at all times to prevent this from happening again). Needless to say, I cried for hours and am still crying on the inside. And the new pillow isn't helping by being a crappy cuddler. Sigh.
I'm sad. ;_;
I'ma start using LJ cuts now.
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1. The first thing I noticed was that, DUDE, my bag filled with women's clothes I had hidden in my closet was gone. This may have been my own fault because I left it sitting there in the closet itself rather than the mini-closet-inside-a-closet that it's normally in. Easier access, you know. But yeah, the easier access screwed me over. Not entirely sure why my aunt was in my closet in the first place, though. I mean... the door's closed... and it's behind my bed... you literally have to move my bed to get the door open. Plus nobody knew that I ever used it before. Hrm. But yeah, my awesome skirt is gone and now I'm PISSED.
For those of you who didn't catch it by now, I'm a crossdresser and my entire family consists of conservative bigots.
2. As if I wasn't already distraught enough over not being able to crossdress anymore, I later noticed that my pillows had been replaced. Apparently my aunt and grandmother thought they were being nice by throwing out my old, "dirty" pillows for new, "clean" ones. See, for the past few years I've had this special pillow that I basically pretend is Anna and cuddle with, you know, just until I can cuddle with the real thing. Plus I roleplay with it and do the voices for both me and her. Of course, I still do the latter even without the pillow, but still. Anyway, dude, throwing out the Anna pillow is MASSIVELY UNCOOL. By doing it you're wiping some of the history of me and Anna's relationship from existence, like the time my aunt changed a letter in one of the letters Anna sent me (I now carry all Anna-related artifacts on me at all times to prevent this from happening again). Needless to say, I cried for hours and am still crying on the inside. And the new pillow isn't helping by being a crappy cuddler. Sigh.
I'm sad. ;_;
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