Not even 3 minutes long, but whatever. It was for my Computer Animation class, so I was kinda rushed to make the deadline (as evidenced by the crappy arm movements). I think the lip-syncing went pretty well for my first real attempt. Anyway, here's the link. If it doesn't work, try copying and pasting.
http://www.freewebs.com/batia-studios/greeting%20card.html
I SWEAR TO GOD, ANNA'S FRIENDS, IF YOU HARRASS ME ABOOT THIS.
Ed Note: Link Broken
Coffee Crew
Nick Bate's Web Comic the Coffee Crew
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Saturday, April 4, 2009
SHE JUST... WON'T LET THIS GO. =/
bitchyfaic.livejournal.com/39366.html
"You found my personal fucking information without my permission. Last time I checked, that qualifies as stalking."
If you recall correctly, most information you gave me while we were still friends. Then of course Thom gave some shit, and the rest you really left me no choice but to look up. Had you not blocked me from everything, would I have needed to call your house? No. No I would not have.
"I think you being a massive creep with a downright scary obsession with me counts as grounds for me hating you."
This is my point. I'm NOT a creep OR obsessed. I LOVE you, which is no reason to hate me. In fact, that's pretty much the exact OPPOSITE of a reason.
"It's called hair dye, you retard."
It ws never stated if it's dyed or natural.
"And last time I checked, I ALWAYS found that particular theory to be nonsensical and dumb."
Soooo, even when we were friends, you still hated everything I do? That's nice. Is that how you treat ALL your friends, or just me? Also, again, it's just a theory. Not meant to be taken this damn seriously. And you put up a bunch of theories the same day as me, so aren't you kind of being hypocritical?
"It may not be creative, but it still applies."
No.
"I don't rub my vagina with shit, now do I?"
Well FORGIVE ME for having fucked up fetishes. Last time I checked there's no law against that. And I'm pretty sure you have fetishes of your own, like that drowning one you never fully explained to me.
"When did I do anything particularly bitchy?"
Like, right now. And actually, many times throughout our friendship, now that I've had time to take a second look back at it. Plus, whatever happened to Laura? I dunno what happened with her all of a sudden, but it sounds like you're a serial bitch.
"Everything I've done to you has been completely justified."
Justificaton only occurs when I do something to DESERVE your wrath. Which I rarely do, and I apologize for it when i does happen.
"And for the record, I haven't been complaining about being single."
Sure seems like it.
"I hate you, Nick. You're the first person I have ever really and truly wished a slow and painful death on. You're worthless and nobody likes you."
Nice.
"Even your so-called 'friends' think you're a creep."
Only because you told them to believe that. Although I do recall a few people who've still been talking to me as if nothing ever happened.
"I'll never be your friend again, much less your girlfriend or wife."
We'll see aboot that.
"Now leave me alone."
No. Not until things are back to normal. Preferably better than normal, actually. I can keep doing this for as long as it takes.
"You found my personal fucking information without my permission. Last time I checked, that qualifies as stalking."
If you recall correctly, most information you gave me while we were still friends. Then of course Thom gave some shit, and the rest you really left me no choice but to look up. Had you not blocked me from everything, would I have needed to call your house? No. No I would not have.
"I think you being a massive creep with a downright scary obsession with me counts as grounds for me hating you."
This is my point. I'm NOT a creep OR obsessed. I LOVE you, which is no reason to hate me. In fact, that's pretty much the exact OPPOSITE of a reason.
"It's called hair dye, you retard."
It ws never stated if it's dyed or natural.
"And last time I checked, I ALWAYS found that particular theory to be nonsensical and dumb."
Soooo, even when we were friends, you still hated everything I do? That's nice. Is that how you treat ALL your friends, or just me? Also, again, it's just a theory. Not meant to be taken this damn seriously. And you put up a bunch of theories the same day as me, so aren't you kind of being hypocritical?
"It may not be creative, but it still applies."
No.
"I don't rub my vagina with shit, now do I?"
Well FORGIVE ME for having fucked up fetishes. Last time I checked there's no law against that. And I'm pretty sure you have fetishes of your own, like that drowning one you never fully explained to me.
"When did I do anything particularly bitchy?"
Like, right now. And actually, many times throughout our friendship, now that I've had time to take a second look back at it. Plus, whatever happened to Laura? I dunno what happened with her all of a sudden, but it sounds like you're a serial bitch.
"Everything I've done to you has been completely justified."
Justificaton only occurs when I do something to DESERVE your wrath. Which I rarely do, and I apologize for it when i does happen.
"And for the record, I haven't been complaining about being single."
Sure seems like it.
"I hate you, Nick. You're the first person I have ever really and truly wished a slow and painful death on. You're worthless and nobody likes you."
Nice.
"Even your so-called 'friends' think you're a creep."
Only because you told them to believe that. Although I do recall a few people who've still been talking to me as if nothing ever happened.
"I'll never be your friend again, much less your girlfriend or wife."
We'll see aboot that.
"Now leave me alone."
No. Not until things are back to normal. Preferably better than normal, actually. I can keep doing this for as long as it takes.
THE USUAL ROUTINE HERE, FOLKS
First, the part where I catch y'allses up on my week.
-Worked more on my Mudkip game, although not as much because the rest of my class finally caught up to me, so we all got a new assignment which I had to do. But I still got a lot done when I was working on it. The basic behind-the-scenes stuff is done, what with the calculating stats and gender and shinyness and nature and stuff.
-Crossdressed in school again. I wore a pink skirt, pin panties and a white bra (do they have to match? I dunno.) under my regular attire, which I took off at the end of first block. I even went as far as unbuttoning my shirt the whole way and dancing around some. Even the teachers lol'd.
-I suspect I may have broken a finger, but it's healed now. I was roleplaying with my half-sister, and I accidentally punched myself in it while attempt to do some sort of rapid-punching attack thing, because I'm fail like that. It hurt to move it for a few days.
Tht's the jist of it.
And now the part where I reply to the many, many hurtful things Anna & Friends has said aboot me over the week.
-No, I will not fuck myself, and I'm not in denial. I'm really NOT a stalker, and you're a bitch for continuing to call me one. YOU should probably fuck YOURself.
-Whatever your reason(s) for hating me is/are, they're not even valid. You can't just go around suddenly declaring you hate someone whilest making up dumb reasoning for it.
-I find it hilarious that you enjoyed my Bonus Stage theories when we were friends, yet suddenly now yours are so much more feasible and mine are retarded, which also applies to other things, I'm sure. My logic is feasible too, ya know. Andrew has no backstory or anything, so I pieced it together that those two are related due to blue hair being a very uncommon trait. Two unrelated people having blue hair would be a huge coincidence. And I'm not even saying I'm 100% accuate. It's a THEORY. THAT'S THE POINT. And Andrew's hair most certanly IS blue. It's dark blue-green. Try a screen capture and then a pick color. Douche.
-Choke to death on my own shit, huh? Creative.
-Like the stuff I say is really any more fucked up than the stuff YOU say. And I must disagree, I totally SHOULD be online AND on social networking sites.
All this being said, you need to stop with the being a bitch. At least tone it down to a normal level. GOD. No wonder you're always complaining that you don't have a boyfriend. You keep unfairly ruling out all possibilities when the damn answer is lying right there in front of you. Keep it up and I guarantee you'll be alone forever.
-Worked more on my Mudkip game, although not as much because the rest of my class finally caught up to me, so we all got a new assignment which I had to do. But I still got a lot done when I was working on it. The basic behind-the-scenes stuff is done, what with the calculating stats and gender and shinyness and nature and stuff.
-Crossdressed in school again. I wore a pink skirt, pin panties and a white bra (do they have to match? I dunno.) under my regular attire, which I took off at the end of first block. I even went as far as unbuttoning my shirt the whole way and dancing around some. Even the teachers lol'd.
-I suspect I may have broken a finger, but it's healed now. I was roleplaying with my half-sister, and I accidentally punched myself in it while attempt to do some sort of rapid-punching attack thing, because I'm fail like that. It hurt to move it for a few days.
Tht's the jist of it.
And now the part where I reply to the many, many hurtful things Anna & Friends has said aboot me over the week.
-No, I will not fuck myself, and I'm not in denial. I'm really NOT a stalker, and you're a bitch for continuing to call me one. YOU should probably fuck YOURself.
-Whatever your reason(s) for hating me is/are, they're not even valid. You can't just go around suddenly declaring you hate someone whilest making up dumb reasoning for it.
-I find it hilarious that you enjoyed my Bonus Stage theories when we were friends, yet suddenly now yours are so much more feasible and mine are retarded, which also applies to other things, I'm sure. My logic is feasible too, ya know. Andrew has no backstory or anything, so I pieced it together that those two are related due to blue hair being a very uncommon trait. Two unrelated people having blue hair would be a huge coincidence. And I'm not even saying I'm 100% accuate. It's a THEORY. THAT'S THE POINT. And Andrew's hair most certanly IS blue. It's dark blue-green. Try a screen capture and then a pick color. Douche.
-Choke to death on my own shit, huh? Creative.
-Like the stuff I say is really any more fucked up than the stuff YOU say. And I must disagree, I totally SHOULD be online AND on social networking sites.
All this being said, you need to stop with the being a bitch. At least tone it down to a normal level. GOD. No wonder you're always complaining that you don't have a boyfriend. You keep unfairly ruling out all possibilities when the damn answer is lying right there in front of you. Keep it up and I guarantee you'll be alone forever.
Sunday, March 29, 2009
MUDKIPSIM PRODUCTION SLATE?
I've managed to progress in the making of this game by simply running Google searches for Actionscript tutorials for a while now, but looks like cookies will be my downfall. I want to set cookies so that all of the player's Mudkips' stats are saved and then recalled next time her/she plays, but alas, I can't figure it out. I've found plenty of cookie tutorials, but none have any explanation of what portions of the sample code to edit. I believe all the codes I found dealt with typing a name in an input box and saving that value, which is a bit too different from what I'm looking to do.
Friday, March 27, 2009
ANOTHER WEEK DOWN.
Most of my week has been covered on Twitter, seeing as how I update it every like, hour. But here's a rundown anyway.
-Working on a Mudkip virtual pet game thing in Flash. It's going well so far. I basically taught myself Actionscript. But currently, I'm trying to figure out why it refuses to generate Mudkip's randomized nature. It gives "undefined" as the variable's value, even though I basically copy-pasta'd the same exact code for generating IVs and shininess and stuff, and THEY work correctly.
-Went to this grocery store with my half-sister, aunt and aunt's friend. My half-sister wanted to go because they had this fundraiser thing or whatever for the PTO/PTA, and 5% of shit you buy at the store goes to her school. So we went there and there were tons of stands giving out free stuff. Chicken fries, coffee ice cream, popcorn, pizza, hot dogs, chocolate milk, smoothies, etc. I enjoyed it. Especially the coffee ice cream.
-I haven't seen my one friend in school since I got mainstream classes. We WOULD have math together, but of course it was replaced with Computer Animation. And basically there's TWO special ed rooms, right next to eachother, and all us sped kids are divided up between the two during homeroom. I have room 242, she has 244. So normally we don't have homeroom together. But ALAS, my teacher had a meeting one day this week, and all her students got to go to the other room that day. Thus, I finally got to hang out with my friend! Then the following two days, I saw her again while I was hanging out, waiting for my aide to come to Computer Animation with me. My friend came over to visit me during this time before she had to go to class next door. Much hugging and good times occur whenever we hang out. Unfortunately, she's leaving for a week. :c Hopefully she continues to visit me between classes when she returns.
-My job trainer took me and three other kids to a job fair thing. Got me out of Video Game Design, too! ^_^ Also, after the fair, she took us to Wendy's. I got a frosty! It was good. I also witnessed two of my travel companions having an epic salt and pepper food fight.
-Been playing a buttload of Pokémon Emerald. I need to beat the League so I can trade with Fire Red, but alas, I STILL only have up to the sixth badge. My current team of Pokémon is Gardevoir, Marshtomp, Camerupt, Tropius, Tentacruel, and Marill. Marill is a really low level, so I'm not actually using him to progress in the story, but I need to max out his EVs so I can use him as the father to breed Mudkips. Also, I discovered that Tropius and Tentacruel can together learn all 8 HMs, so finally I can have GOOD attacks and still be able to cut those annoying trees down at the same time! Srsly, I hate HMs. They should not be required to progress in the game.
-Working on a Mudkip virtual pet game thing in Flash. It's going well so far. I basically taught myself Actionscript. But currently, I'm trying to figure out why it refuses to generate Mudkip's randomized nature. It gives "undefined" as the variable's value, even though I basically copy-pasta'd the same exact code for generating IVs and shininess and stuff, and THEY work correctly.
-Went to this grocery store with my half-sister, aunt and aunt's friend. My half-sister wanted to go because they had this fundraiser thing or whatever for the PTO/PTA, and 5% of shit you buy at the store goes to her school. So we went there and there were tons of stands giving out free stuff. Chicken fries, coffee ice cream, popcorn, pizza, hot dogs, chocolate milk, smoothies, etc. I enjoyed it. Especially the coffee ice cream.
-I haven't seen my one friend in school since I got mainstream classes. We WOULD have math together, but of course it was replaced with Computer Animation. And basically there's TWO special ed rooms, right next to eachother, and all us sped kids are divided up between the two during homeroom. I have room 242, she has 244. So normally we don't have homeroom together. But ALAS, my teacher had a meeting one day this week, and all her students got to go to the other room that day. Thus, I finally got to hang out with my friend! Then the following two days, I saw her again while I was hanging out, waiting for my aide to come to Computer Animation with me. My friend came over to visit me during this time before she had to go to class next door. Much hugging and good times occur whenever we hang out. Unfortunately, she's leaving for a week. :c Hopefully she continues to visit me between classes when she returns.
-My job trainer took me and three other kids to a job fair thing. Got me out of Video Game Design, too! ^_^ Also, after the fair, she took us to Wendy's. I got a frosty! It was good. I also witnessed two of my travel companions having an epic salt and pepper food fight.
-Been playing a buttload of Pokémon Emerald. I need to beat the League so I can trade with Fire Red, but alas, I STILL only have up to the sixth badge. My current team of Pokémon is Gardevoir, Marshtomp, Camerupt, Tropius, Tentacruel, and Marill. Marill is a really low level, so I'm not actually using him to progress in the story, but I need to max out his EVs so I can use him as the father to breed Mudkips. Also, I discovered that Tropius and Tentacruel can together learn all 8 HMs, so finally I can have GOOD attacks and still be able to cut those annoying trees down at the same time! Srsly, I hate HMs. They should not be required to progress in the game.
Saturday, March 21, 2009
SO YEAH I GOT TWITTER
Things on my mind:
That is all. For now.
- By popular request (or rather, repeated request by one person), I got Twitter. twitter.com/NickBate See if that link works. They never work for me for some reason. Anyway, I'm supposed to use text messaging to tell it what I'm doing during the week when I'm not online.
- We're doing lip-syncing in Computer Animation. Now I have the last piece of the puzzle and should probably finally start doing my series. You know, whenever my stepdad gives me my laptop back.
- Still really need to get welfare so I can pay that fine WHICH I SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE.
- I've been neglecting Pokémon this weekend. All my berry trees probably died.
- I still don't see why everyone puts so much emphasis on the whole phone-calling ordeal. Had she just TALKED to me I wouldn't have even had to try that. All I was doing was trying to get her to stop hating me. INTENT > ACTIONS PLZ. Plus I repeatedly said I was sorry. God. Is it MY fault I'm retarded?
- I want a Mudkip plushie and also a Suiseiseki doll. Turns out there're real Rozen Maiden dolls. Greatest things I've ever heard.
- Sort of a sub-point to that, Rozen Maiden traumend volumes 2 and 3 are apparently out, and nobody informed me. Also, the fourth Futurama movie. I haven't even seen the second or third yet. ;_;
- My Dad needs to get a USB hub so I don't have to reach in back of the computer and blindly grope for the USB port. It's irritating.
- DREAM POKéMON TEAM: Mudkip(F), Gardevoir(F), Raichu(M), Muk(M), Bellossom(F), Mightyena(M). Substitutes include but are not limited to Donphan(M), Skitty(F), Marill(M), Miltank(duh), and Chikorita(F)
That is all. For now.
Friday, March 20, 2009
I RETURN!
Dad finally called, so I'm at his house and thus online. A lot's happened since I last posted here, but I'll start by saying that Anna really needs to stop fucking slandering me. I'm not a damn stalker. D:<
And the attacking my stepdad was self-defense. He once again tried to steal my stuff (which he succeeded in doing), and when I tried to fend him off, he had me arrested. AGAIN. This time I got off with a citation (though I shouldn't have gotten arrested at all), and the judge gave me the option of paying $413.50 or graduating high school. I'm definitely paying the fine, if I can just figure out how to come up with that much money. I've been in talks with my job trainer about getting me welfare.
Seeing as how my stepdad has my PS2 and laptop, I've been playing Pokémon like, mad crazy. I went to the mall last week and finally got Emerald, so now I'm only behind by two games... until Platinum comes out. ._.
And my IEP teacher set me up with mainstream classes, much against my will. It's not going well at all. I don't have the faintest clue how you non-retarded kids do this shit.
And the attacking my stepdad was self-defense. He once again tried to steal my stuff (which he succeeded in doing), and when I tried to fend him off, he had me arrested. AGAIN. This time I got off with a citation (though I shouldn't have gotten arrested at all), and the judge gave me the option of paying $413.50 or graduating high school. I'm definitely paying the fine, if I can just figure out how to come up with that much money. I've been in talks with my job trainer about getting me welfare.
Seeing as how my stepdad has my PS2 and laptop, I've been playing Pokémon like, mad crazy. I went to the mall last week and finally got Emerald, so now I'm only behind by two games... until Platinum comes out. ._.
And my IEP teacher set me up with mainstream classes, much against my will. It's not going well at all. I don't have the faintest clue how you non-retarded kids do this shit.
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