I got it in the hopes that Anna will think I'm hot. I'm very irked that I'll have to grow my hair all over again (it took me aboot five years just to get it to the length that it was), but as long as Anna likes it, it's worth it. Plus, my biological family bought me some KFC as a reward. Mmm...
Ed Note: Pic is no longer there.
This mirror is all aboot Nick Bate's writings from over the years. Names of victims will be censored. Warning: This individual is truly disturbed and is every sick demented aspect of an LOLCow mixed into one person. Ask yourself, if you truly want to go down this rabbit hole.
Coffee Crew
Nick Bate's Web Comic the Coffee Crew
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Monday, September 14, 2009
WRITER'S BLOCK: MY DREAM JOB
I feel as though I've abandoned this thing now that I've gotten a Twitter. I'ma go ahead and try to salvage my LJ by doing these Writer's Blocks.
I want to be a househusband/stay-at-home -dad who, like the title implies, stays at home and takes care of the house, kids, wife, etc. I used to want to have my own Flash series, too, but I pretty much gave up on that one. I have this whole universe all planned out in my head, but no way of getting it all out into the public's eye. Still working on the househusband part, though.
Fun fact: when I was in elementary and middle school, I wanted to be a thief. Like, seriously. I wanted to steal stuff and sell it for a living. I was such a screwed-up kid.
And I know it's not the same Monster, but Monsterenergy drinks are freakin' delicious. :)
What is your dream job ? Do you think you'll ever have it?
I want to be a househusband/stay-at-
Fun fact: when I was in elementary and middle school, I wanted to be a thief. Like, seriously. I wanted to steal stuff and sell it for a living. I was such a screwed-up kid.
And I know it's not the same Monster, but Monster
Tags: dream job, monster, monster jobs, writer's block
Friday, September 11, 2009
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Revision as of 03:44, 11 September 2009
I'm just some guy who made a personal wiki for unknown reasons . The following links are notes to myself. I write myself notes way too much.
Contents[hide] |
Illegible Objects
Projects
Info
- Nick's CD Collection
- Stuff That Pisses Nick Off
- Stuff That's Wrong With Nick
- A List of Crimes Nick Has Committed
- A List of Nick's Friends
- A List of Things Nick Will Never Say
- Things Nick Would Change in Pokémon Games
- Kentucky Don't Exist!
- Nick's Life Goals
- Nick's Catchphrases
- Nick's Family
Anna
Thursday, September 10, 2009
AGH I WANT HERE COMES SCIENCE
Seriously. I was pretty much living off of that AOL Spinner stream, but they took it down Sunday, so now I'm without it. :(
Best songs: Science Is Real, Meet the Elements, I Am a Paleontologist, Why Does the Sun Shine?, Why Does the Sun Really Shine?, and Roy G. Biv.
Now, it's already released on iTunes but I don't use iTunes because A) I have no way to send money over the Internet and B) I'm an audiophile and prefer a lossless format, or at least v0 mp3. So I'm forced to wait until September 22nd. ;_;
Also, I still want the Beatles box set, but seeing as how I only get like $80 a year, I don't think I'll ever be able to afford that much money. THOM, BUY ME A BOX SET.
Oh, and things happened with Anna again. It's depressing.
Best songs: Science Is Real, Meet the Elements, I Am a Paleontologist, Why Does the Sun Shine?, Why Does the Sun Really Shine?, and Roy G. Biv.
Now, it's already released on iTunes but I don't use iTunes because A) I have no way to send money over the Internet and B) I'm an audiophile and prefer a lossless format, or at least v0 mp3. So I'm forced to wait until September 22nd. ;_;
Also, I still want the Beatles box set, but seeing as how I only get like $80 a year, I don't think I'll ever be able to afford that much money. THOM, BUY ME A BOX SET.
Oh, and things happened with Anna again. It's depressing.
Sunday, September 6, 2009
YOU SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY...
music: Oingo Boingo - Private Life | Powered by Last.fm
As promised, a list of stuff I got for my birthday:
-A cappuchino maker. Unexpected, but awesome. Still need to figure out how to work it.
-Five packs of instant cappuchino, which I've been using until I figure out the aforementioned machine.
-A NINTENDO DS LITE AND POKEMON DIAMOND FUCK YEAH SEAKING
-The Food Album by Weird Al. I'd prefer an actual album, but whatever, it's my first Weird Al CD, so I'll take it. It's really good anyway.
-One of those Starbucks frappuchinos, which didn't last very long.
-A 60-minute card for my phone, which ended up actually being 120 minutes due to my double minutes plan.
-A variety box of Skittles and Starbursts... Apparently my family thinks I love Skittles. I mean, they're okay, but... I prefer chocolate. Ah well.
-$40 in cash from inside my gift cards.
-A $20 gift card to Burger King. Not sure why. Don't they know by now I prefer McDonald's? I mean, I go there like twice a week...
-A "Now 31" CD. ...WHAT WHAT IS THIS
Also,
As promised, a list of stuff I got for my birthday:
-A cappuchino maker. Unexpected, but awesome. Still need to figure out how to work it.
-Five packs of instant cappuchino, which I've been using until I figure out the aforementioned machine.
-A NINTENDO DS LITE AND POKEMON DIAMOND FUCK YEAH SEAKING
-The Food Album by Weird Al. I'd prefer an actual album, but whatever, it's my first Weird Al CD, so I'll take it. It's really good anyway.
-One of those Starbucks frappuchinos, which didn't last very long.
-A 60-minute card for my phone, which ended up actually being 120 minutes due to my double minutes plan.
-A variety box of Skittles and Starbursts... Apparently my family thinks I love Skittles. I mean, they're okay, but... I prefer chocolate. Ah well.
-$40 in cash from inside my gift cards.
-A $20 gift card to Burger King. Not sure why. Don't they know by now I prefer McDonald's? I mean, I go there like twice a week...
-A "Now 31" CD. ...WHAT WHAT IS THIS
Also,
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Stuff That Pisses Nick Off
Stuff That Pisses Nick Off
This list is incomplete. There are lots of things that piss me off, but I can't think of them all at once, so I'll just add on gradually. Go ahead and assume that some of these things are exaggerated.
[edit]The List
- My mom and stepdad
- People who are against sex, drugs, violence and swearing.
- Old-fashioned people
- People who are racist, sexist, agist, etc.
- People who are jerks to Anna
- Chicks in porn who wear socks/pantyhose while having sex
- Porn sites that're supposed to be aimed at anal/oral porn but still have vaginal anyway
- Homophobes
- The U.S. government
- Bonus Stage-haters
- TMBG-haters
- Haters in general
- People who are overly-religious and think Pokémon, video games, Halloween, masturbation, etc. are against God
- People who have not tried things, yet claim they do not like it
- Just anyone who's a prick
- Internet newbs who don't bother to use proper spelling, grammar and punctuation, and who overuse those damn acronyms like "lol" and "omg" all the time.
- People who disagree with me
- Video game bosses that kill me right when I manage to get them down to like, one hit away from winning.
- Internet spammers and MySpace stalkers who're always like "o i saw yer profile and u sound cute why don't you visit my webcam site lol"
- Myself
- Men and women's clothes. I mean, what the hell? Why does one gender get assigned clothes they have to wear? Why can't men wear skirts, dresses and makeup?
- Censorship. It sucks and is completely stupid and pointless. So, media, please stop or I'll have to stab you in the thigh.
- Stuff that makes me get up every couple minutes to do things, usually letting dogs out or answering the phone.
- Chris Hansen
- People who get offended at trivial things that aren't offensive in the least.
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