Stuff That Pisses Nick Off

This list is incomplete. There are lots of things that piss me off, but I can't think of them all at once, so I'll just add on gradually. Go ahead and assume that some of these things are exaggerated.

[edit]The List

• My mom and stepdad
• People who are against sex, drugs, violence and swearing.
• Old-fashioned people
• People who are racist, sexist, agist, etc.
• People who are jerks to Anna
• Chicks in porn who wear socks/pantyhose while having sex
• Porn sites that're supposed to be aimed at anal/oral porn but still have vaginal anyway
• Homophobes
• The U.S. government
• Bonus Stage-haters
• TMBG-haters
• Haters in general
• People who are overly-religious and think Pokémon, video games, Halloween, masturbation, etc. are against God
• People who have not tried things, yet claim they do not like it
• Just anyone who's a prick
• Internet newbs who don't bother to use proper spelling, grammar and punctuation, and who overuse those damn acronyms like "lol" and "omg" all the time.
• People who disagree with me
• Video game bosses that kill me right when I manage to get them down to like, one hit away from winning.
• Internet spammers and MySpace stalkers who're always like "o i saw yer profile and u sound cute why don't you visit my webcam site lol"
• Myself
• Men and women's clothes. I mean, what the hell? Why does one gender get assigned clothes they have to wear? Why can't men wear skirts, dresses and makeup?
• Censorship. It sucks and is completely stupid and pointless. So, media, please stop or I'll have to stab you in the thigh.
• Stuff that makes me get up every couple minutes to do things, usually letting dogs out or answering the phone.
• Chris Hansen
• People who get offended at trivial things that aren't offensive in the least.