I had cybersex last night, sorta. Except it was more like cyberrape. IT TOTALLY COUNTED.
I woke up pretty early this morning, having a coughing fit like I usually do. I'm guessing it's caused by the mucus in my throat that I keep coughing up. But I'm still not sure why it's there in the first place. I was thinking maybe I have tonsillitis, but I don't think tonsils cause you to cough up mucus. And plus I've had this crap for over a year now and haven't died yet. But it's still annoying and pissing me off. >_<
WF keeps trying to make me watch some movie called 300 or something. Him and NT say I'd like it, but this is not true. I suspect that everyone is unaware of my likes and dislikes. So I will point them out now.
Likes - Satire and dark comedy (Bonus Stage, Family Guy, Futurama, South Park), stoner movies (Jay and Silent Bob, Cheech and Chong, Harold and Kumar).
Dislikes - Action, horror, sci-fi (Star Trek, Jaws), drama, reality shows, cop/detective/hospital/court shows (CSI, Law and Order, ER), everything else.
With that out of the way, I still need to figure out what do aboot this whole WF kicking my ass in DBZ ordeal. Also, I want Tara to adopt me. Also, I need to finish that SKF characters page. Also, I should stop saying also. Also, I need to hang out with Anna. Also, I need to think of a good avatar. Also, I'm hungry and should probably eat but I don't really feel like it and also I'm fat so I should just stop eating for a few months. Also, I'm in a kinda bad mood today. I dunno why. Oh, and I'm really, really horny. I need to engage in some anal sex. But I caaaaaan't. ;_;
~Nick
Coffee Crew
Nick Bate's Web Comic the Coffee Crew
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Monday, July 30, 2007
WF IS GOIN' DOWN!
location: up yer butt
mood: tired tired
music: theSTART
While he was away doing his college registration crap, me and his friend plotted against him. He kicks the crap out of everyone who challenges him to DBZ Budokai 3, so we were trying to come up with strategies and train our characters and stuff. When WF got back, I challenged him with my newly-levelled up character and still got my ass kicked. I need to come up with a better strategy. ;_;
I also talked to Tara recently-- first time in a while. The conversation was great; I should post it somewhere someday perhaps maybe.
Batia Studios Updates - There's a new official website (hosted temporarily on Freewebs) located here. So far all that's up is the index page, shorts page, and the crappy Cloudwatching short that I just finished. I'm currently working on the characters page. It's taking a while. Oh, and when I do finish it, don't go downloading the Flash file and looking for secrets. Because there aren't any. I also recorded a short improv conversation between Nick and Goliath, which I may consider animating sometime. That's right-- RECORDED. Meaning VOICE ACTING. And NO SPEECH BUBBLES.
~Nick
mood: tired tired
music: theSTART
While he was away doing his college registration crap, me and his friend plotted against him. He kicks the crap out of everyone who challenges him to DBZ Budokai 3, so we were trying to come up with strategies and train our characters and stuff. When WF got back, I challenged him with my newly-levelled up character and still got my ass kicked. I need to come up with a better strategy. ;_;
I also talked to Tara recently-- first time in a while. The conversation was great; I should post it somewhere someday perhaps maybe.
Batia Studios Updates - There's a new official website (hosted temporarily on Freewebs) located here. So far all that's up is the index page, shorts page, and the crappy Cloudwatching short that I just finished. I'm currently working on the characters page. It's taking a while. Oh, and when I do finish it, don't go downloading the Flash file and looking for secrets. Because there aren't any. I also recorded a short improv conversation between Nick and Goliath, which I may consider animating sometime. That's right-- RECORDED. Meaning VOICE ACTING. And NO SPEECH BUBBLES.
~Nick
Friday, July 27, 2007
FUN FACTS THE THIRD
That's right. It's time once again for fun facts!*
1. People tell me I look like John Lennon. Can't quite say I see the resemblance, but okay.
2. I'm tone-deaf! =D
3. Despite being a hippie, I don't like Dark Side of the Moon. -GASP-
4. I take my shirt off to go to the bathroom. I'm sure people have seen me putting it back on as I walk out and assumed I've been jacking off in there.
5. I'm ablutophobic (the fear of bathing). I still bathe anyway, I just freak out while doing so.
*Fun not guaranteed. No refunds.
1. People tell me I look like John Lennon. Can't quite say I see the resemblance, but okay.
2. I'm tone-deaf! =D
3. Despite being a hippie, I don't like Dark Side of the Moon. -GASP-
4. I take my shirt off to go to the bathroom. I'm sure people have seen me putting it back on as I walk out and assumed I've been jacking off in there.
5. I'm ablutophobic (the fear of bathing). I still bathe anyway, I just freak out while doing so.
*Fun not guaranteed. No refunds.
VBS, YO!
So I've been at Vacation Bible School for the past few days. I'm sure you guys missed me. ...right? I'm not making too big an assumption...? Ha, so okay, I go to VBS every year, and this was the best one ever so far, especially because this year it was outside and involved getting soaked! Basically, every year it's a five-day program over the summer, and unfortunately I missed the first day. But whatever. I also neglected to bring my stuff back to Nanny's until like, the fourth day, so I made do with what I didn't bring to Dad's... my Gameboy, some paper/pens, a bottle, food, etc. Anyway, now it's time for a long account of each day at VBS.
VBS - Day 2! First we did our intro, where everyone gathered at the main tent to do some sing-a-longs. Then, we split up into our groups. My group is cool. It consists of Alex, Adam, Aly, Nick, and Maria. However, Maria is only really there for the lesson and doesn't play the games or make crafts, so I dunno where she keeps running off to. My guess is she's anti-social, like me. I even have a picture of our group. I should show it somehow. Anyway, our group went to our tent and our teacher, Linda, taught us our Bible lesson. She talked a bit aboot the Apocalypse, which scared me. I was totally not expecting them to scare children at VBS. After our lesson, all the groups joined together again to make crafts. Though I basically try to stick with my group all the time anyway. So, the day's craft was gluing seashells to a wooden cross. We usually have snacks sometime after crafts, too. It was Rise Crispy treats and punch today. And then came the games. Day 2's games were crazy. First, we split up into teams (Not our same groups as I previously mentioned, our teams for this game were determined by what sticker we were wearing. We all had to pick a sticker earlier in the day.) and formed a line. There were four teams, and each had a bucket in front of them, right? Okay, so then there was this other big water-filled bucket a few yards in front of all of the teams. Each team was given a cup, which we were to run to the big bucket, fill with water, then carry on our heads back to our teams's bucket (and there was a hole in the bottom of each cup!), dump the water in our bucket, and give the cup to the next person. Whoever got their bucket filled first won. It wasn't my team, which is good, because we found out that the prize for winning is having your bucket of water thrown at you. The second game was even more hilarious and very difficult. We had to pop water balloons using our butts. You might be thinking, "hey, I bet he enjoyed watching the girls", but no, keep in mind the oldest girl there was Aly, and she's 13. Most of the VBS attendees were little kids. So, I did a backwards flying tackle, and missed my balloon twice. That was slightly painful. However, I got it on the third try. Soon came the wrap-up, with more sing-a-longs, then we all went home. Sometime during the day, Alex, Adam and Aly were discussing homemade illegal fireworks. I fear they're going to blow up the city. :p
VBS - Day 3! Adam and Alex were not here today, as they were at a sports game of some kind. So it was pretty much just me and Aly. After the intro and Bible lesson was the crafts, of course. We made bracelets! Me and Aly found a mostly-empty table to work on, though there was another little kid there who was talking to us. He kinda reminded me of Gilbert Gottfried. The three of us discussed some stuff while we waited for teachers to come help us. Apparently Aly thinks Final Fantasy is awesome. I approve of this. Today's "game" was a hay ride! And while we waited for the other hay ride to come back (there were two of them, one for little kids and one for the kinda older kids), we had a squirtgun fight! Of course, I was unlucky with my guns. They wouldn't fill up right, and refused to fire. All the little kids were ganging up on me. I pretty much ran for cover. Especially because someone splashed water out of the bucket all over me while I was attempting to refill mah gun. And I felt something heavy and pointed strike me in the back of my neck. It was Aly, who apparently turned on me and shot me from behind. This called for revenge. But my guns never let me get that revenge anyway. I was completely soaked, mostly from that person that splashed water out of the bucket, but the hay ride dried me off. While on the ride, we passed Mom's house, and I pointed that out to people. Little kids started asking me aboot the horses that were out in the corral. I forget which horses they were. I can't really tell them apart except by their haulter color, which I couldn't see from the road. But yeah, I think I became a bit popular due to my pets.
VBS - Day 4! Adam and Alex were back today. Our craft today was decorating this wooden cube thing, which has this wire coming out the top and going around in a spiral. We then received pictures of our group taken on the second day, which we put in the spiral. I still have it. It's sitting up there on my dresser at Nanny's, along with a picture of me and a black-and-white printed-out photo of, uh, take a wild guess. Adam and Alex were also putting stickers all over Aly. I watched. Today's "game" was a huge slip-'n'-slide! I tried to stick close to my group in line. They were going crazy and throwing stickers at eachother. This one litte kid was punching Adam/Alex. Don't ask me which one. They're twins. Hard to tell apart. The slip-'n'-slide wasn't really as fun as watching my group's antics in line, but it was still okay. Sometime during the day, Adam, Alex and Aly were all chasing eachother, and I managed to grab ahold of one of the boys from behind so Aly could get some free shots in. I believe a bunch of little kids were also still using the squirtguns from yesterday, and continued to do so on the last day.
VBS - Day 5! This was the day to rule all days. No craft today, but there were tons of games. Carnival games, even! A dunk tank (I tried twice, six balls total, and failed to dunk anyone), throwing bean bags through holes, shooting some little kid in the face with a squirtgun, and more. I won a decent amount of candy. Like, half a small paper bag maybe. Aly claims she was on her second bag, though. Oh, and the slip-'n'-slide was there again. Parents were allowed to stay today, so my aunt was there, and she made me go down the slide so she could get a picture. Mom went down, too, but the camera died before a picture could be taken. Well, with Mom's face, I don't blame it. Poor camera never stood a chance. The games lasted much longer than usual, and we all had free-roaming. We could just walk around and play whatever. I failed to stick near my group this time, so I gave up and stuck with my sister (yes, my sister goes to VBS, too). After all the festivities and wrap-up and stuff, I talked to Aly, Adam and Alex. I explained to them what a second-person shooter would be. They agreed that if one were to exist, it would be awesome and extremely hard. I also got Adam and Alex's email address, so we'll probably keep in touch. Aly forgot her screenname, so I didn't get any contact info from her, but she said she's coming back next summer (she's visiting from North Carolina), so hopefully we'll be in the same group again or whatever. I also got Linda's phone number. She told us to call if we need to talk aboot anything, so yeah.
So there's your report for where I've been. Unfortunately I never got a chance to hug anyone, unless you count the time Alex/Adam tried to transfer all his dirt/grass/water/soap on his clothes over to me. Ah, well. Oh, and while playing Pokémon Ruby, I was just minding my own business, catching and unnecessary amount of Pokémon on Route 102, filling up an entire PC box with multiple Poochyena, Ralts, Zigzagoon, Wurmple, Seedot and Surskit, and I caught the Pokérus, in only a matter of like, two hours. And I wasn't even trying. Also, this one time I encountered a golden Poochyena, but it was during that first battle (when you save professor Birch), so I had no Pokéballs. ;_;
PS- Protip: six Zigzagoons = buttloads of items = buttloads of cash.
~Nick
VBS - Day 2! First we did our intro, where everyone gathered at the main tent to do some sing-a-longs. Then, we split up into our groups. My group is cool. It consists of Alex, Adam, Aly, Nick, and Maria. However, Maria is only really there for the lesson and doesn't play the games or make crafts, so I dunno where she keeps running off to. My guess is she's anti-social, like me. I even have a picture of our group. I should show it somehow. Anyway, our group went to our tent and our teacher, Linda, taught us our Bible lesson. She talked a bit aboot the Apocalypse, which scared me. I was totally not expecting them to scare children at VBS. After our lesson, all the groups joined together again to make crafts. Though I basically try to stick with my group all the time anyway. So, the day's craft was gluing seashells to a wooden cross. We usually have snacks sometime after crafts, too. It was Rise Crispy treats and punch today. And then came the games. Day 2's games were crazy. First, we split up into teams (Not our same groups as I previously mentioned, our teams for this game were determined by what sticker we were wearing. We all had to pick a sticker earlier in the day.) and formed a line. There were four teams, and each had a bucket in front of them, right? Okay, so then there was this other big water-filled bucket a few yards in front of all of the teams. Each team was given a cup, which we were to run to the big bucket, fill with water, then carry on our heads back to our teams's bucket (and there was a hole in the bottom of each cup!), dump the water in our bucket, and give the cup to the next person. Whoever got their bucket filled first won. It wasn't my team, which is good, because we found out that the prize for winning is having your bucket of water thrown at you. The second game was even more hilarious and very difficult. We had to pop water balloons using our butts. You might be thinking, "hey, I bet he enjoyed watching the girls", but no, keep in mind the oldest girl there was Aly, and she's 13. Most of the VBS attendees were little kids. So, I did a backwards flying tackle, and missed my balloon twice. That was slightly painful. However, I got it on the third try. Soon came the wrap-up, with more sing-a-longs, then we all went home. Sometime during the day, Alex, Adam and Aly were discussing homemade illegal fireworks. I fear they're going to blow up the city. :p
VBS - Day 3! Adam and Alex were not here today, as they were at a sports game of some kind. So it was pretty much just me and Aly. After the intro and Bible lesson was the crafts, of course. We made bracelets! Me and Aly found a mostly-empty table to work on, though there was another little kid there who was talking to us. He kinda reminded me of Gilbert Gottfried. The three of us discussed some stuff while we waited for teachers to come help us. Apparently Aly thinks Final Fantasy is awesome. I approve of this. Today's "game" was a hay ride! And while we waited for the other hay ride to come back (there were two of them, one for little kids and one for the kinda older kids), we had a squirtgun fight! Of course, I was unlucky with my guns. They wouldn't fill up right, and refused to fire. All the little kids were ganging up on me. I pretty much ran for cover. Especially because someone splashed water out of the bucket all over me while I was attempting to refill mah gun. And I felt something heavy and pointed strike me in the back of my neck. It was Aly, who apparently turned on me and shot me from behind. This called for revenge. But my guns never let me get that revenge anyway. I was completely soaked, mostly from that person that splashed water out of the bucket, but the hay ride dried me off. While on the ride, we passed Mom's house, and I pointed that out to people. Little kids started asking me aboot the horses that were out in the corral. I forget which horses they were. I can't really tell them apart except by their haulter color, which I couldn't see from the road. But yeah, I think I became a bit popular due to my pets.
VBS - Day 4! Adam and Alex were back today. Our craft today was decorating this wooden cube thing, which has this wire coming out the top and going around in a spiral. We then received pictures of our group taken on the second day, which we put in the spiral. I still have it. It's sitting up there on my dresser at Nanny's, along with a picture of me and a black-and-white printed-out photo of, uh, take a wild guess. Adam and Alex were also putting stickers all over Aly. I watched. Today's "game" was a huge slip-'n'-slide! I tried to stick close to my group in line. They were going crazy and throwing stickers at eachother. This one litte kid was punching Adam/Alex. Don't ask me which one. They're twins. Hard to tell apart. The slip-'n'-slide wasn't really as fun as watching my group's antics in line, but it was still okay. Sometime during the day, Adam, Alex and Aly were all chasing eachother, and I managed to grab ahold of one of the boys from behind so Aly could get some free shots in. I believe a bunch of little kids were also still using the squirtguns from yesterday, and continued to do so on the last day.
VBS - Day 5! This was the day to rule all days. No craft today, but there were tons of games. Carnival games, even! A dunk tank (I tried twice, six balls total, and failed to dunk anyone), throwing bean bags through holes, shooting some little kid in the face with a squirtgun, and more. I won a decent amount of candy. Like, half a small paper bag maybe. Aly claims she was on her second bag, though. Oh, and the slip-'n'-slide was there again. Parents were allowed to stay today, so my aunt was there, and she made me go down the slide so she could get a picture. Mom went down, too, but the camera died before a picture could be taken. Well, with Mom's face, I don't blame it. Poor camera never stood a chance. The games lasted much longer than usual, and we all had free-roaming. We could just walk around and play whatever. I failed to stick near my group this time, so I gave up and stuck with my sister (yes, my sister goes to VBS, too). After all the festivities and wrap-up and stuff, I talked to Aly, Adam and Alex. I explained to them what a second-person shooter would be. They agreed that if one were to exist, it would be awesome and extremely hard. I also got Adam and Alex's email address, so we'll probably keep in touch. Aly forgot her screenname, so I didn't get any contact info from her, but she said she's coming back next summer (she's visiting from North Carolina), so hopefully we'll be in the same group again or whatever. I also got Linda's phone number. She told us to call if we need to talk aboot anything, so yeah.
So there's your report for where I've been. Unfortunately I never got a chance to hug anyone, unless you count the time Alex/Adam tried to transfer all his dirt/grass/water/soap on his clothes over to me. Ah, well. Oh, and while playing Pokémon Ruby, I was just minding my own business, catching and unnecessary amount of Pokémon on Route 102, filling up an entire PC box with multiple Poochyena, Ralts, Zigzagoon, Wurmple, Seedot and Surskit, and I caught the Pokérus, in only a matter of like, two hours. And I wasn't even trying. Also, this one time I encountered a golden Poochyena, but it was during that first battle (when you save professor Birch), so I had no Pokéballs. ;_;
PS- Protip: six Zigzagoons = buttloads of items = buttloads of cash.
~Nick
Monday, July 23, 2007
A List of Crimes Nick Has Committed
A List of Crimes Nick Has Committed
I'm not as bad as I sound. A lot of this may be a bit exaggerated, but it still totally happened. However, I have good reasoning for most of it. Like, the attempted murder and stuff was in self-defense, so yeah. Long story.
- Theft
- Terroristic threats
- Smoking marijuana
- Assault
- Vandalism
- Stalking
- Sexual harrassment
- Piracy
- Illegal downloading
- Slander
- Truancy
- Possession and dissemination of child pornography (I, uh, once sent my friends nekkid videos of me. o_o;)
- Porn in general (I'm under 18)
- Corruption of minors
- Attempted murder
- Obstruction of justice
- Conspiracy
- Voyeurism
- Eavesdropping
- Copyright infringement & plagiarism
- Soliciting deviant sexual acts
Ed note: Enjoy prison, Sick Nick!
I'M ON A DRAWING SPREE!
I'm posting from Mom's, where I also scanned and uploaded a picture I drew. I've been drawing a lot of stuff recently, mostly potential entries for Jessa's contest on dA. Can't really figure out anything good, so I'm left with a bunch of scrapped ideas. This means plenty of my hand-drawn stuff to show you guys. Huzzah!
Also, mom yelled at me for throwing up the other day... and she was the one who MADE me throw up. -_- Plus, she threw out a picture of one of my friends that I gave my sister. Plus, she banned said friend's name or image from the household and yells at me and my sister when we say/draw, etc. them. GAAAH. Please kill my mom, someone.
Also, mom yelled at me for throwing up the other day... and she was the one who MADE me throw up. -_- Plus, she threw out a picture of one of my friends that I gave my sister. Plus, she banned said friend's name or image from the household and yells at me and my sister when we say/draw, etc. them. GAAAH. Please kill my mom, someone.
Sunday, July 22, 2007
NICK'S CHOICE
I stayed up all night again! This time, I'm gonna stay awake until an actual real bedtime, then go to sleep then, and hopefully I'll wake up at an actual wakeuptime. That probably made no sense.
There's this noise coming from the freezer... it sounds EXACTLY like someone dropping a coin into one of those little coin bank thingies. Until I found out what it was, I thought I was being haunted by ghosts. :p
I recorded me doing all the lines from Slim's Choice. You can find it by clicking here. I severely messed up a few times, most noticable when I flubbed one of Slim's lines due to my speech impediment that sometimes turns my Ls and Rs into Ws. You'll see. And I dunno what happened to Joel's voice... during recorded I made my voice deeper, but then when I listened it sounded exactly like my regular voice. So I dunno what happened there. But anyway, yeah, there's your entertainment for today.
~Nick
There's this noise coming from the freezer... it sounds EXACTLY like someone dropping a coin into one of those little coin bank thingies. Until I found out what it was, I thought I was being haunted by ghosts. :p
I recorded me doing all the lines from Slim's Choice. You can find it by clicking here. I severely messed up a few times, most noticable when I flubbed one of Slim's lines due to my speech impediment that sometimes turns my Ls and Rs into Ws. You'll see. And I dunno what happened to Joel's voice... during recorded I made my voice deeper, but then when I listened it sounded exactly like my regular voice. So I dunno what happened there. But anyway, yeah, there's your entertainment for today.
~Nick
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