A List of Crimes Nick Has Committed

I'm not as bad as I sound. A lot of this may be a bit exaggerated, but it still totally happened. However, I have good reasoning for most of it. Like, the attempted murder and stuff was in self-defense, so yeah. Long story.

• Theft
• Terroristic threats
• Smoking marijuana
• Assault
• Vandalism
• Stalking
• Sexual harrassment
• Piracy
• Illegal downloading
• Slander
• Truancy
• Possession and dissemination of child pornography (I, uh, once sent my friends nekkid videos of me. o_o;)
• Porn in general (I'm under 18)
• Corruption of minors
• Attempted murder
• Obstruction of justice
• Conspiracy
• Voyeurism
• Eavesdropping
• Copyright infringement & plagiarism
• Soliciting deviant sexual acts

Ed note: Enjoy prison, Sick Nick!