AAAAAAUUGGHHH

So like, Dad made me do a half-mile on this execrise machine thingy, and I made it to .41 and then I got all dizzy and sweaty and overheated and I felt my heart beating in my ears somehow and everything went black. So I almost passed out. It wasn't fun. I had to go sit down for a while, drink some juice, take-a mah shirt off and apply a cold towel to my neck. I'm cool now, I guess, but it's still extremely hot in here, like in the 90's, and the fuckin' central air is broken. >_<

Somebody get me some drinks, plz. Preferably champagne... or like... maybe some wine... some chocolate milk?

~Nick