Hagurumon31 (7:19:23 PM): You people and your leet piracy skillzees. I swear man, I swear you guys are total pirates.
Hagurumon31 (7:19:32 PM): You just need to be the other kind of pirates
Hagurumon31 (7:19:36 PM): With cutlasses
knharbl (7:19:51 PM): pirates rape women with the spines of their husbands
Hagurumon31 (7:20:12 PM): That's not rape though
Hagurumon31 (7:20:16 PM): That's just sexual assault
knharbl (7:20:29 PM): alright then
knharbl (7:20:38 PM): so is it less worse if I sexually assault Anna? ;p
Hagurumon31 (7:20:48 PM): >:o
Hagurumon31 (7:20:55 PM): Dude.
Hagurumon31 (7:21:00 PM): Don't.
knharbl (7:21:05 PM): yes
discountbrick77 (7:21:10 PM): yeeeeeees
Hagurumon31 (7:21:11 PM): No.
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discountbrick77 (7:31:59 PM): back in grade school
discountbrick77 (7:32:16 PM): I would always obsess over the netowrk of who likes who and all that shit
discountbrick77 (7:32:29 PM): and a lot of times
discountbrick77 (7:32:35 PM): I'd think I was in love
discountbrick77 (7:32:40 PM): until I met the next girl
discountbrick77 (7:32:45 PM): same thing is happening to you
discountbrick77 (7:32:48 PM): so yeah
discountbrick77 (7:32:52 PM): You're a freaking child
Hagurumon31 (7:32:59 PM): -_-
Hagurumon31 (7:33:04 PM): It's not the same thing at all.
Hagurumon31 (7:33:20 PM): And uhh, didn't I tell you to not talk aboot this?
knharbl (7:33:20 PM): dude
knharbl (7:33:23 PM): you have the mind of a child
discountbrick77 (7:33:27 PM): welllllllllllllniggers
discountbrick77 (7:33:42 PM): it's all hormones
Hagurumon31 (7:34:03 PM): It's not. -_-
Hagurumon31 (7:34:17 PM): That's just your atheist opinions talkin'.
discountbrick77 (7:34:19 PM): it is
knharbl (7:34:22 PM): ...lolololo
knharbl (7:34:23 PM): then
knharbl (7:34:27 PM): where does the feeling of love come from?
discountbrick77 (7:34:35 PM): So your love is divine?
Hagurumon31 (7:34:40 PM): Yes
knharbl (7:34:42 PM): tell us, skymanbeliever
Hagurumon31 (7:34:47 PM): Ahem.
discountbrick77 (7:34:58 PM): tell us of the soul
knharbl (7:35:01 PM): yes
knharbl (7:35:04 PM): that awesome soul
knharbl (7:35:24 PM): somehow it is better suited than the brain for being the provider of "free will"
Hagurumon31 (7:35:24 PM): God created everyone to have their own soulmate, like, everyone has only ONE SPECIFIC soul mate that they're going to marry
knharbl (7:35:34 PM): how does that explain the mormons?
knharbl (7:35:39 PM): zing
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knharbl (8:40:15 PM): you only love everything you love because I influenced you
knharbl (8:40:19 PM): whether you noticed or not
knharbl (8:40:22 PM): sometimes I was not even there
knharbl (8:40:28 PM): sometimes I made other people do it
Hagurumon31 (8:41:37 PM): Hagurumon31 (8:40:15 PM): I would like to French kiss some chick's ass.
Hagurumon31 (8:41:50 PM): So you influenced THAT, too?
knharbl (8:41:55 PM): everything
Hagurumon31 (8:42:03 PM): Mmm-hmm. :/
knharbl (8:42:08 PM): even the things I don't like about you
knharbl (8:42:10 PM): ESPECIALLY those
Hagurumon31 (8:42:16 PM): So you influenced me to enjoy making out with anuses.
Hagurumon31 (8:42:20 PM): Suuuuuure ya did.
knharbl (8:42:26 PM): I influenced you to think in such ways
knharbl (8:42:31 PM): so you would be a social outcast
knharbl (8:42:39 PM): the only thing I did not do
knharbl (8:42:44 PM): was make your penis really small
knharbl (8:42:48 PM): you can thank your parents for that
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Hagurumon31 (8:48:44 PM): I enjoy sucking cocks.
PsychosisAUS (8:49:24 PM): You said that last time we chatted.
knharbl (8:49:30 PM): he always does so
knharbl (8:49:32 PM): and then denies it
Hagurumon31 (8:50:17 PM): O_O
Hagurumon31 (8:50:26 PM): Dudezors
knharbl (8:50:31 PM): Nick just related a story
knharbl (8:50:35 PM): about him receiving a bad blowjob
discountbrick77 (8:50:37 PM): I'll look
knharbl (8:50:41 PM): I like it when he tells us fables
Hagurumon31 (8:50:50 PM): No, it was very much true, unfortunately.
PsychosisAUS (8:50:54 PM): Nick Bate: I like sucking cocks. Nick Bate: So anyway, Simon J. Flavelle: GASSSSP Simon J. Flavelle: QUOTED Simon J. Flavelle: THAT IS SO QUOTED Nick Bate: .........what? Nick Bate: I DIDN'T SAY THAT
knharbl (8:50:54 PM): suuure
PsychosisAUS (8:50:55 PM): Simon J. Flavelle: Before you make up any stupid reasons, Anna did NOT travel across the US just to get to your computer and type "I like sucking cocks" using your naem. Simon J. Flavelle: But yeah. Simon J. Flavelle: QUOTED
PsychosisAUS (8:50:56 PM): Simon J. Flavelle: Nick Bate: I like sucking cocks. Nick Bate: ............... Nick Bate: No, it wasn't Anna. Nick Bate: But if she did say that, I would have to immediately take my pants off. Nick Bate: Also I like taking it
PsychosisAUS (8:50:57 PM): up the ass. Nick Bate: But anyway,
Hagurumon31 (8:50:59 PM): I told Anna aboot it a long time ago, back when we first met.
Hagurumon31 (8:51:22 PM): WHAAAAT?!
Hagurumon31 (8:51:28 PM): I said NONE of that shit!
knharbl (8:51:31 PM): yyes you did
PsychosisAUS (8:51:38 PM): Then why is it in my chat log? :P
Hagurumon31 (8:52:08 PM): Becaused you obviously have a sockpuppet MSN account which you use to impersonate me
discountbrick77 (8:52:42 PM): haha
discountbrick77 (8:52:42 PM): nick
discountbrick77 (8:52:52 PM): you've said similar stuff to us too
Hagurumon31 (8:53:08 PM): No, no, no
Hagurumon31 (8:53:20 PM): It's just your minds playing tricks on you
discountbrick77 (8:53:31 PM): JUST AN E-MIRAGE
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discountbrick77 (9:04:25 PM): she's fucking crazy about you
discountbrick77 (9:04:31 PM): I mean
knharbl (9:04:31 PM): take advantage of it
discountbrick77 (9:04:35 PM): LITERALLY crazy
discountbrick77 (9:04:40 PM): but really nick
discountbrick77 (9:04:43 PM): she's sweet
discountbrick77 (9:04:45 PM): she's pretty
Hagurumon31 (9:04:47 PM): I don't think she's THAT obsessed with me. :/
knharbl (9:04:54 PM): you don't know shiiit
discountbrick77 (9:04:57 PM): she's obsessed with you
discountbrick77 (9:05:02 PM): as much as you are with anna
Hagurumon31 (9:05:17 PM): Oh, like you can really gauge that.
discountbrick77 (9:05:32 PM): and plus nick
discountbrick77 (9:05:37 PM): anything you don't like...
discountbrick77 (9:05:47 PM): you can always slowly mold her
discountbrick77 (9:05:52 PM): like KN did to you
discountbrick77 (9:06:10 PM): the more you spend time with her
discountbrick77 (9:06:15 PM): the better you'll like her
discountbrick77 (9:06:27 PM): because a. she develops a personality like yours
discountbrick77 (9:06:36 PM): b. You developed a persoality like hers
discountbrick77 (9:06:43 PM): so it's a win-win
Hagurumon31 (9:06:51 PM): O_O
discountbrick77 (9:07:50 PM): do it
Hagurumon31 (9:07:53 PM): Why?
discountbrick77 (9:08:07 PM): love
discountbrick77 (9:10:03 PM): c'mon, nick
discountbrick77 (9:10:06 PM): she LOVES you
Hagurumon31 (9:10:25 PM): Why do you insist on butting in on my love life?
Hagurumon31 (9:10:48 PM): If you recall, I made you leet, sort of. So you should owe me stuff.
discountbrick77 (9:10:57 PM): ummm
discountbrick77 (9:10:59 PM): no you didn't
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Hagurumon31 (10:18:58 PM): I'm going to have to procure some buttseckz and anilingus.
Hagurumon31 (10:19:07 PM): Here's my master plan
Hagurumon31 (10:19:22 PM): 1.) Some hot chick (aka "The Target" takes a dump
Hagurumon31 (10:19:30 PM): 2.) "The Target" does NOT wipe
Hagurumon31 (10:19:47 PM): 3.) I insert my penis into her non-wipéd ass
Hagurumon31 (10:20:06 PM): 4.) I thrust as long as I see fit
Hagurumon31 (10:20:10 PM): 5.) I pull out
Hagurumon31 (10:20:24 PM): 6.) "The Target" licks all the shit off of my cock
Hagurumon31 (10:20:42 PM): 7.) I repeat steps 3 through 6 until I cum
Hagurumon31 (10:21:12 PM): I suppose somewhere in there I perform some anilingus on "The Target", too.
Hagurumon31 (10:22:02 PM): What do you think of mah master plan?
discountbrick77 (10:24:22 PM): it's terrible
Hagurumon31 (10:26:33 PM): WHY?!
discountbrick77 (10:27:37 PM): because....
Hagurumon31 (10:27:42 PM): Because...?
Hagurumon31 (10:29:04 PM): I think my plan is brilliant.
Hagurumon31 (10:31:49 PM): Also
Hagurumon31 (10:31:56 PM): There may have to be some tit-sucking
discountbrick77 (10:32:52 PM): yeah
~Nick
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