ANOTHER PICTURE OF THE NICK.

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WF took this picture of me unexpectedly, while I was just standing there. He said he was tired of me not having a photo for MySpace.

You can see my face in this one. I'm ugly.

~Nick

Ed Note: Broken link.

SCREEEEEEESHOOOOOOOOOTS!!!!!

Click here!

That's right, I'm working on a game! I shall zip and upload the files sometime, whenever I HAVE THE FUCKING HOOSE TO MYSELF.

Mandy = Thief
Nick = Swordsman/Cryokinetic
Simon = Knight
Roxy = White Mage
Waylon = Lancer
Myrrh = Black Mage/Ninja
Walkingfox = Archer
??? = Gunner

(Screenshots do not reflect the final version of the game, but rather the images of an unfinished version I took while testing it in the early stages. Some stuff will be changed in the final version of the game, such as names of equipment and skills, maybe some stats, some story elements, etc.)

~Nick

THIS ENTRY HAS NO TITLE. I'M SERIOUS.

I have accomplished literally nothing today.

No work on BSWiki.

No song-writing.

Hardly any talking to people.

I spent the day alternating between refreshing HRWiki's recent changes, refreshing HRFWiki's recent changes, and exploring TMBW. Oh, and I listened to Factory Showroom a few times. WITH THE JAPANESE BONUS TRACKS.

Someone commissioned me to burn them a CD, but I don't like to do projects and things like that until either everyone's asleep, or I'm here by myself. I also don't like to eat unless those conditions are met. So I'm starving.

Heather was not online today, or at least, she wasn't on during the time I was on. WF absconded computer usage from me again today. I REEEEEAAAALLY need to get my own laptop with DSL/cable 'net access. If by any chance SOMEONE out there owes me a FAVOR for whatever REASON, a brand-new laptop running on Windows XP with a CD burner and DSL/Cable drivers + Ethernet card + whatever else you need for net access... would be greatly appreciated.

Also, I'm kinda bored right now. People need to start IMing me again.

Oh, and Heather- solution for the Photobucket probalo... maybe you could just email pictures at Hagurumon31@aim.com instead of uploading to Hobobucket- I mean Photobucket. Hmm. I wonder if KN's updated Hobobucket since I last checked. Probably not.

I dislike pants.

~Nick

RETURN TO HRWIKI

ep, now I've gone back to HRWiki.

I created the "Lost Emails" in Hagurumon Emails, and have another brand-new email written, but not added to HRFWiki yet. They must wait for it.

I want to pelt Cheddar with icicles.

I've been listening to The Else on repeat for a few hours.

~Nick

I JUST GOT A MYSPACE.

Only because Walkingfox told me to.

Apparently all of his friends (and even his mom) have one, so I figured "Why not?". So now I has MySpace. I most likely won't even do that much on it. I'm still sticking to LiveJournal for all my blogging needs.

I did a little more on BSWiki, now that it's back up. I also added some of my crazy-ass Bonus Stage theories to my userspace. YES, I CALL IT A USERSPACE AND NOT A USERPAGE. AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO MISSES THE OL' 'TAVI HRWIKI?!

Nick has not done this
He has not haiku'd for weeks
Does this piss you off?

~Nick

A RANDOM DEBATE

From the top-secret Batia Studios website:
"Nick Bate, founder of Batia Studios: Dude or chick? That's for YOU, the audience, to decide."

I'm gonna let you guys argue aboot whether I'm a dude or chick now. Have fun with that.

Also, I made quite a few new pages on BSWiki, but EditThis.Info is down, along with all wikis hosted by it, and that actually happened in the middle of me editing stuff, so I had to stop there. Also, I'm working on making an SKF RPG, which I will upload if I can complete it. All you have to do to play is download it, and also get the RPG Maker RTP. But yeah, I'll put up some screenshots soon. Just...take note that I took them before editing most of the preset data, so some of the stuff you see (stats, weapons, skills, etc) won't make it to the final version of the game.

PANTS + BUTTS + FIRE = COWS + BACON - TACOS

I have no idea what the crap that was all aboot.

So, I'm gonna go ahead and like, do a bunch of stuff at BSWiki. The other three people who know aboot it should do stuff, too, plz.

I love butts.
~Nick

THE PANTIES OF DOOM - NON-EPIC CONCLUSION

The final two chapter of The Panties of Doom have been posted.

Click here to read

The ending is shittier and more lame than the rest of the freakin' story. Thank God my writing skillzees have improved since then. When I read over it, I noticed a few things. One, Hagurumon digivolved to Raremon. Now, yes, that is possible, Raremon is indeed of of Hagurumon's possible digivolutions, but...I just prefer the digivolution line MetalKoromon > Kapurimon > Hagurumon > Guardromon > Andromon > HiAndromon. The second thing is that the story refers to all the victims as "dead thing[s]". WTF.

Anyway, I also finally completed my awesome mega ultra alpha super ultimate magna buttseckz macro cool sexy omega Supefueled Freaksickle compilation, FINALLY. It pwns. Even though I just made it follow chronological order and didn't... like... arrange the tracks in any specific pattern, the flow of the whole thing is really good. Eighty minutes of pure awesomeness.

Also, I accidentally got nekkid.

~Nick

TAKE THE NICK BATE CHALLENGE.

Simply answer the following ten questions. You will be judged at the end for  how you scored.

Question 1. Do you think Nick is hot? Y / N
Question 2. Do you want to go on a date with Nick? Y / N
Question 3. Is Nick currently your best friend? Y / N
Question 4. Do you think Nick would be a good husband for you? Y / N
Question 5. Does Nick share almost all of your interests? Y / N
Question 6. Do you want to hug Nick? Y / N
Question 7. Would you be excited if Nick unexpectedly came to your house? Y / N
Question 8. Is it okay with you that Nick is a complete idiot? Y / N
Question 9. Would you love Nick even more if he had a complete makeover to make himself hot? Y / N
Question 10. Seriously, do you love Nick? Y / N

Don't read the results until you finished the test, cheaters.

If you answered "yes" to 0 - 3 questions, Nick will most likely commit suicide, and it will all be your fault. Hope you're happy.
If you answered "yes" to 4 - 6 questions, you're off to a good start. Keep thinking of all the good times you've had with Nick. Try your hardest to love him.
If you answered "yes" to 6 - 8 questions, there is something wrong with you for not answering the other two to four questions correctly.
If you answered "yes" to 9 - 10 questions, Nick may consider marrying you even if you're not Anna. Unless you're a guy. Guys should not be taking this test at all.

~Nick

Ed Note: Awww, I scored a zero.

I ENJOY BUTTS.

This occurred in an attempt to confuse the crap out of Cheddar:

[23:03] *helpCheddar Cheesia*help: you seem to have a specific time to be a jackass
[23:03] *helpCheddar Cheesia*help: do you time your periods or something?
[23:03] Nick: Yes.
[23:03] *helpCheddar Cheesia*help: LOL
[23:03] *helpCheddar Cheesia*help: GOT YA
[23:03] *helpCheddar Cheesia*help: you're gross
[23:04] Nick: Me and Anna use the rhythm method so she doesn't accidentally get me pregnant.
[23:04] *helpCheddar Cheesia*help: you time your periods?
[23:04] *helpCheddar Cheesia*help: I thought you were male
[23:05] *helpCheddar Cheesia*help: No. You use birth control
[23:06] Nick: >_>
[23:06] Nick: Well, it's a long story
[23:06] *helpCheddar Cheesia*help: boring
[23:06] Nick: See, me and Anna kinda...traded....genitalia once
[23:06] *helpCheddar Cheesia*help: no you didn't
[23:06] Nick: So I have her vagina and she has my penis
[23:06] *helpCheddar Cheesia*help: LOL
[23:06] *helpCheddar Cheesia*help: OH LOL LOL LOL
[23:06] *helpCheddar Cheesia*help: LOL
[23:06] Nick: Aaaaaaaaaand she fucks me all the time
[23:06] *helpCheddar Cheesia*help: OH SHIT LOL
[23:12] Nick: This one time Anna buttfucked me, because she still had my penis
[23:12] Nick: And she cummed in my ass and it was extremely fun
[23:12] *helpCheddar Cheesia*help: 0.0
Don't ask.

Also, Heather's boobs are hot.

~Nick

CHAOS IN REAL LIFE! (PART 3)

I went to the high school today to be tested on my academic level. This chick asked me a buttload (not literally, sadly) of math/reading/writing questions, and unfortunately I passed. Except for the math part. Argh. How the hell am I supposed to be stupid if I keep passing tests? -_-

Also, on our way out, I ran into a friend from fourth grade, Alan. He was part of my posse in elementary school. We used to do some live-action roleplaying together at recess. He asked me if I was still doing The Nick Team. I'm not, but I am doing SKF/HMB: The Series/Untitled/whatever, so I explained that to him a bit. Apparently he's taking classes in the culinary wing, so I guess he's into cooking and stuff. He also showed me some anime pictures he had on his classroom computer's hard drive.

~Nick

The Panties of Doom

Chapter 1: The Dance Party at Central Veto High School

Sly was searching fri hus headset. "Did you see my earphones lately?" he asked while throwing things over his shoulder. "I saw them in the freezer this morning," Hagurumon replied. Sly shrugged. "Even though that doesn't make any sense, I might as well try it out." He flew through his house, digging through clothes and pizza boxes to the kitchen, where ToyAgumon was searching for chicken. Sly shrugged and looked in the freezer behind the box of cappuchino ice cream. There, he saw the headphones. "Got my earphones!" ToyAgumon looked at him. "Don't you mean headphones?"
Sly's car (a Chevy Malibu) sped to Central Veto. "I bet the party started already, man!" Hagurumon, chasing the car, began to run out of energy. He just rode along with Sly then.
At Central Veto, Sly slipped on his headphones and grabbed the mic. "Yo, yo, yo! I'm MC Sly here with your musical pleasure!" Sly played some slow songs, then started rapping at about nine o'clock. After that, Sly went to talk to his friends. TK, Kari, Colin and Mimi were hanging out in the library. "Sup, Sly?" asked TK. Sly replied with a "nothin'".
The next day, a second party was held in honor of Duke Johnson, the coolest kid at Central Veto High School. He swaggered when he walked past Kari. Kari was unanimously the most beautiful kid in school, with Mimi in second. After that was Sora, Sly's girl. TK walked up to Duke and gave him a dirty look. Kari was his. Colin agreed that if anyone made a pass at Mimi, they won't walk for weeks.
Duke was talking to Matt, the second coolest guy. Those two, along with Tai, had a band called Coolness. "Nick!" Sora yelled from across the room. "The name's Sly," said Sly. Sora ran up to him. "So, do we have a date next Saturday?" Sly nodded, and Sora walked over to her friends.

Chapter 2: The Attack of the Black Underwear

The party then went bad. Sly saw a shadow in the corner of the room. Hagurumon slowly approached, but was chased off by... panties? The whole school laughed, until a kid was mauled by the panties. The gym cleared fast. Only Duke, Matt, Sly, Sora, TK, Colin, Kari and Mimi were left.
When the black panties lunged at Kari, everyone made a run for it. However, the doors magically locked. The panties lunged at Duke, but Matt was in the way. "Stay alive, Duke," he said. The panties were on Matt's left arm. Matt then fell to the ground, and the panties ran deeper into the school. Sly checked out Matt. "Not breathing." Duke folded his arms. "Killed by a pair of panties? C'mon." Colin then looked. "Whoa. On his left arm is a ton of venom." Duke began laughing. "Why would panties have venom in them?" Sly tried to touch the venom. "Stop!" yelled Colin. "It's powerful enough to kill a person instantly." Duke stopped laughing. "Who's it after next?" asked Sora. "Hard to say," said Colin. "Wait a second..." Sly looked around the gym. "Where's Hagurumon?" Sly ran through the hallway to look for him. The others followed.
In the boys' bathroom, Hagurumon was trapped. The panties of doom blocked the only exit. As they stared, they backed up further until the door burst open, and they flew into a wall. Sly started using the headphones as nunchukas. "Beware, panties of doom." He tossed the end of the cord with the plug in it at the panties of doom. The panties then grabbed it and pulled on the cord, dragging Sly along until he let go. This gave Hagurumon a chance to escape. The others burst into the room. Duke was in front, taunting the panties. This aggravated them, and they jumped up on Duke's face. They then ran off, leaving Duke dead.

Chapter 3: Seven Survivors

Still trapped in the school, the seven survivors decided to take a tour of the forbidden areas of the school. Colin and Mimi were checking the kitchen for scraps of food. Kari and TK were looking around on the roof. Sly, Sora and Hagurumon were searching through the storage area.
Sly found something odd in a box. A picture of a woman dressed in black, with a pet snake. "Who's this?" Sly asked. Sora looked at the picture. "I'm not sure." Hagurumon was looking for other Digimon. He heard a box fall, and ran to look. Sora squinted. "I don't know. I think it's odd that this is in color, though." Sly flipped the picture over and saw a word. However, it was not English.
Kari nearly fell off the roof. Luckily, TK was right next to her. He took her to the door to the school. It was locked. "Great, now we're locked out with no way of getting to the ground." Kari looked around. "Why is there a bed up here?" TK looked happy. "I don't know, but I have a great idea. We'll use the sheets to make a rope." Kari nodded. "But... it seems as if the panties want us to get down from here."
Mimi and Colin ran to the storage room when they heard a scream. The panties of doom were right there in front of Hagurumon. Nobody moved. Except the panties. Sly thought Hagurumon was a goner, but the panties got Sora instead. Sora screamed loud enough for TK and Kari to hear. TK looked down. "It got Sora, too. That's four victim in one day."
The panties rushed to another room. Sly was mad now. "I must get my revenge." Sly found a loaded gun in a box. "Bingo, baby." He switched it out of safety. He walked out after the panties. TK and Kari broke in through a window and found the panties right away. Sly found the stunned duo and shot at the panties. He hit it with every bullet, but the panties just ran at Sly. Sly dropped the gun and backed up. Colin, Mimi and Hagurumon entered. The panties crept closer, and picked up the gun.
"Oh no..." Sly said. The panties aimed at Mimi. "Well, here's my go," said Colin. He jumped on the panties and threw the gun out the window just before he died. Mimi started crying. "Great. Who's next?" asked Sly. The panties then jumped on Mimi. After a few seconds, they jumped off and ran away.

Chapter 4: A Date With Death

TK was having doubts. The sheets fells off the roof and the doors were still locked. He decided to have a final date with Kari. The two were in the cafeteria, eating some leftovers while drinking water.
As Kari finished off her spaghetti, she noticed the panties clinging to the ceiling above TK. Meanwhile, Sly and Hagurumon were playing cards. "Go fish," said Sly. Hagurumon drew a card, then laid it down along with his last card. "I win!" Sly yelled. "How about Blackjack?" Hagurumon got up. "Nah. I'm taking a nap over in the library." Sly knew it was a bad idea, but what could he say to a Digimon?
TK then stood up. "I'm going to the bathroom." He then walked out. Kari decided tp get more food, so she ran to the kitchen. The panties then stopped clinging to the ceiling and fell in TK's cup. Sly stood in the library to watch Hagurumon. He then decided to grab a book. It was called "A Date With Death". It was a novel about a woman named Francine. Then it struck Sly. He got a book on reading Japanese to find out that the woman in the picture was also named Francine.
He then read the book about her. He found out a few things. Francine wore black panties. Her pet snake bit her and got venom all over her clothes. Sly knew what was going on. The black panties with venom in them were Francine's. Obviously, they were back for something. But what?
When Kari returned, she didn't notice the panties in TK's cup. Neither did TK. He was about to put the cup away because he was done. "Hey! Stop! I have to propose a toast", said Kari. "To us!" They banged their cups together, then took a sip of their drink. When TK's mouth touched the cup, he dropped it and started to gag. He was coughing, then fell over. He then stopped coughing. Thrn he stopped breathing. He was dead soon after. Kari ran screaming to the library.
She told Sly what happened. With only three survivors left, the chances of being next were high. This really scared Kari, but Sly and Hagurumon weren't afraid. Meanwhile, Sly tried to figure out what the panties were after. He determined they might be after the snake. "Bingo!"

Chapter 5: The Cure for Venom

"I got an idea," said Sly. "But we'll have to escape first." Sly, Kari and Hagurumon came up with an idea. Sly and Hagurumon flew out the window and barely made it on the flagpole. They climbed down and called for Kari.
Kari then jumped. Now free, Sly led the other two to the pet store. They bought a snake and brought it to the school. Sly, in the gym, sat down the snake and let it out of its cage. This led the panties to the gym. It crept toward the snake. Then, Sly gave a signal. Hagurumon, Goburimon and ToyAgumon had the panties trapped.
Tai and some others rammed down the door. "Do it, men!" yelled Sly. He pulled out a small device used to tranform Digimon, called a digivice. This turned Hagurumon into Raremon. Goburimon was now Ogremon, and ToyAgumon became Leomon.
The Digimon attacked the panties, but the panties struck back. Kari watched as the Digimon were knocked out. The panties ran off, dragging Kari along with them. Now it was only Sly. Sly took his headphones and swung them around. Followed by Hagurumon, who somehow survived, Sly continued to the storage room.
He was face-to-face with the panties of doom. He noticed a trap door under the panties. It was now or never. Hagurumon told Sly that Digimon are not affected by venom, so he wrestled the panties to the ground.
Sly kept trying to aim the headphones at the trap door. The panties were now in front of it. Sly continued trying, but missed again. He then tripped backwards over a box and the headphones flew in the back.
Hagurumon couldn't hold off the panties much longer. Sly crept behind them and quickly grabbed the headphones. "This is for Matt!" Sly whipped the panties. "Here's for Duke!" Sly did it again. He whipped the panties for every dead thing. He finally dedicated the last one to Sora. The panties then jumped up. Hagurumon luckily grabbed it. Sly gave a final whip only to the door handle. The cord wrapped around. Sly gave a yank, opening the trap door. Hagurumon gave a push and the panties fell through the hole. Sly rushed and kicked the door, so the panties were trapped.
The audience cheered as Sly and Hagurumon walked out of Veto High. Another job done, and another day saved by the heroic, courageous MC Sly.

Chapter 6: The Aftermath... One Year Later

"Did you see my headphones lately?" Sly asked. "Did you check the fridge?" Hagurumon replied. Sly rushed toward the fridge and checked behind the cappuchino and the mozzarella sticks. He pulled out his headphones.
After driving to Tai's house, he announced a house party. Then he put on music. Hagurumon danced with Palmon, Mimi's Digimon.
A few hours later, Sly and Hagurumon made a toast to the two survivors of the "Panties of Doom Incident". Meanwhile, Tai didn't notice that his doors were locked. He also didn't realize that black socks were in the corner of the room.
Sly and Hagurumon walked in and saw Tai tied to a chandaleir by a pair of black socks. They also noticed the broken glass and bodies lying all over the place. "Here we go again..."
THE END

A NEW OLD STORY FROM BATIA STUDIOS!

Or, well, I wrote it in seventh grade, so actually Batia Studios wasn't even around back then. Cats Incorporated was, though. So yeah, this is a story from Cats Inc.

So, I was requested to put it up on teh 'net for all da peepz to read, so I did. So far I have two out of the six chapters typed up. You can read them here: Click here to read "The Panties of Doom"

It's a story I wrote in seventh grade, almost four years ago. I absolutely love the plot, but I didn't execute it very well. At all. So I'ma rewrite it sometime, using SKF characters instead of rip-off Digimon peeps. Obviously I'm replacing Sly, and Baby will replace Hagurumon. So anyway, read that.

~Nick

BSWIKI: THE NEXT GENERATION

That was a really lame reference, but anyway, me an' Mandy are making our own BSWiki, since the old one got all baleeted. We have buttloads of stuff to do. Literally. *shifty*

So yeah, we're working on that, and I'll try to maybe get some more pictures or something, I dunno.

Not too much else going........on.

~Nick Bate

NO SLEEP THURSDAY!

A bunch of people whom I do not know (I presume they are friends of Anna, Myrrh or Tara, or all of the above) organized a No Sleep Thursday. See, today we were supposed to invite everyone on our buddy list into one huge chat and just keep talking from 9 PM to 9 AM the next day without sleeping. Ironically, the very person who came up with the idea left aboot two hours into it, and then the party died. I was going to stay as long as I could, but I mean, everybody else left. So then so did I. We're gonna try again tomorrow, apparently.

At the same time I also had a conversation with KN. He keeps telling me to lose weight. Actually, I probably should. But I'm not actually THAT overweight. I'm just kinda chubby and I wear shirts that're way too big for me. Also I stand with my back arched inwards, so that probably makes me look fat. But regardless, I can't excercise. I've tried before. Doesn't work. Also I almost passed out once after a couple minutes.

Myrrh and Mannady met IRL. Apparently they're having funtiems! Contrary to popular belief, this makes me happy. Except for teh jealousy, which I shall ignore until it goes away.

Dudedudedudedude. I want Podcast Highlights! D: GIVE ME PODCAST HIGHLIGHTS. In a completely unrelated story that has nothing to do with that, my birthday is still September first. Which is just over a month. I am not really excited at all because all my birthdays suck anyway. However, sometimes I get pretty good presents. But not usually.

~Nick

MMM-HMM...GREAT...

Both sides of my family have gone insane. Not the good kind of insane, either. No, not like me or all my freinds, but this is more like... uhh... Charles Manson insane.

Dad got into a fight with his girlfriend AGAIN. And it's so stupid. WF just made a joke, and Dad got all pissed off and started an argument. So now me and Dad might be moving out. Which means no computer access. >_< So if I mysteriously vanish without a trace again, that's what happened. Though I'll probably communicate via letters like that one time.

Even if we don't move out, Dad's making me "take breaks" from the computer and do other stuff. And really there's nothing else to do so I just sit on the couch and stare at the floor. Or my legs. Or whatever's in front of the floor. My life is a joke. ;_;

EDIT: Oh, and NOW he's making me go to school. I can't stand this family. Someone...please let me move in with you. :(

~Nick

OCIF

"Oh Crap, It's Friday!"

Yeah, I didn't realize yesterday was Friday already. I hate weekends. Everybody has off work. Which means I don't get the house to myself in the mornings. :/ Which also means I can't work on my songs... or, um, my other projects. Like the whole Superfueled Freaksickle thing. I still need that one last track. It's really bugging me.

~Nick

HMB: THE BAND UPDATE

Okay, so I didn't really get a chance to work on my songs yet, because like... for some reason, the past two days I haven't been here by myself. I have no clue what that is. But don't worry, I'll work on it. I'm trying to lay out some tunes in my mind for some new songs.

Perhaps I'll employ a back-up band sometime.

A demo of my first song is coming soon. I just...need...a mic. o_o;

~Nick

A STAR RISING.

HMB: The Band has written their first song. They're gonna record and upload a demo of their first ever song, um, as soon as they find a suitable microphone.

More info here.

~Nick Bate, HMB: The Band Frontman

HA, I ACTUALLY TOOK A DATING PROFILE QUIZ.

Your dating personality profile:

Shy - You are often timid around others, though you will open up when the right person comes along.
Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate.
Romantic - You know exactly how to melt your date's heart. Romance comes naturally to you and is an important component of any relationship you have.

Your Top Ten Traits

1. Shy
2. Liberal
3. Romantic
4. Sensual
5. Practical
6. Wealthy/Ambitious
7. Traditional
8. Funny
9. Adventurous
10. Religious

Your date match profile:

Liberal - You need a person who has liberal opinions and beliefs. You are engaged by political discussions and would find a liberal viewpoint refreshing in a date.

Romantic - You need someone with a traditional understanding of romance. A true romantic is a must-have in any potential date.

Shy - You are put off by people who are open books. You are drawn to someone who is a bit more mysterious. You want to draw her out of her shell and get to know what she is all about.

Your Top Ten Match Traits

1. Liberal
2. Romantic
3. Shy
4. Practical
5. Funny
6. Sensual
7. Wealthy/Ambitious
8. Adventurous
9. Intellectual
10. Big-Hearted

TIRED, BORED, HUNGRY, AND PO'D. DEADLY COMBINATION.

Last night sucked. So it turns out that somebody forgot to keep a light on for ol' Nick. So when I shut down the computer, it was PITCH BLACK. I couldn't even find the freakin' couch. And even when I did, it took my seriously until aroond three in the morning to fall asleep, for several reasons. One, because I have an overactive mind and keep thinking aboot stuff at completely innappropriate times, and two, because I'm afraid of the dark. So that probably kept me up, to.

And then of course I wake up only three and a half hours later, to the sound of Dad yelling at the dogs for dump-taking on the floor. I'm pretty sure I managed to fall asleep again after that, and woke up another hour later, at 7:30. Soooo... I had four and a half hours of sleep. You guys are lucky I'm not irritable when I'm tired. I am, however, very clumsy when tired, and tend to run into things, press the wrong keys when typing, etc.

I haven't even eaten anything since yesterday afternoon. Well, I guess that's kinda good. Maybe I'll lose weight or something. I dunno. But I'm HUNGRY and in need of food. But at the same time, I don't really feel like getting up and getting food. Somebody feed me, plz.

Also I'm bored.

~Nick

WELL, TODAY SUCKED.

It did. I only have one hour left online, because WF was on for, like, five hours, forcing me to have to just sit around watching TV until the computer frees up again. And Dad went all crazy on me and gave me this insane midnight bedtime. Soooo...basically, I'm going to sign off of teh Internets at midnight, then go to bed, and probably just lay there trying to sleep for four hours. DAMN YOU, INSOMNIA!

I kinda lucked out with schoolwork today, though. A thunderstorm rolled through our area, so we had to shut down my aunt's computer. So I got to do non-computer stuff. But unfortunately, that means I had to do gym. Fifteen minutes on an excercise bike. Lemme tell ya, it's harder than it looks. My legs were ready to explode after the first minute.

I got some McDonald's, though. But I only got two double-cheeseburgers and some fries, because evidentally my aunt spent all her money on some other stuff that's less important than me. So I was still starving after finishing that. Mainly because I didn't have any breakfast beforehand.

~Nick

A QUICK LIST.

WikiNazi got ban'd.

I'm trying to collect all the tracks needed to make Superfueled Freaksickle. I only need one more track (Christmas Cards), but I can't seem to find it anywhere. Also, I dunno how I'm gonna burn it to a CD, because all my blank CDs have a limit of 80 minutes. This thing is already 78 minutes long.

H*R released a new toon, DNA Evidence, to conclude the DNA evidence running gag. Clever.

I had off school yesterday. But I have to do it today. I should probably ask my aunt if I can keep homeschooling so I don't have to go back ot regular school.

Haven't seen KS for several days. Strange...

Is anyone even reading this?

~Nick

CHAOS ON HRWIKI! (PART 1)

LINK

Some weirdos who happen to have the same IP as me are causing chaos on HRFWiki.

Hell, they've even got a "WikiNazi Identity Speculation Watch" trying to implicate me. Umm... wtf, man.

~Nick (I'M NOT WIKINAZI!)

Ed Note: The link is not working.

STUFF.

Been playin' Runescape, listening to TMBG (still need to do the listening to all 12 albums in order thing...), and IMin' peeps. UP TEH BUTT. ...wait, wha?

Err...okay... so anyway... Mother's Day was two days ago. I didn't get my mom anything! :D Hell, I didn't even see her that day. I hope it made her feel bad. ^_^

Soo... Dad says that if my aunt is willing to homeschool me for two more years, I can do that instead of going to school. But he also said I have to graduate. D: Even if I wanted to graduate, dude, I have all F's in every subject. Including Bible. And I intend to keep up this losing streak. Because being stupid is AWESOME. I totally recommend it.
CDYNA EHDU DRA CIPMESEHYM VUN YC MUHK YC OUI LYH
~HELG PYDA, PYDEY CDITEUC

CHAOS IN REAL LIFE! (PART 2)

So, I had to wake up seriously early again today so I could go on a tour of this, uhh, whatchamacallit... some kind of school that you go to half a day after regular school... I forget what it's called. Starts with a "V", I think. Anyway, me, my aunt, and that social worker went down there and the social worker gave us a tour of the hallways, and like, showed us the classrooms and stuff. There was a "cosmetology" room that apparently had severed heads all over the place. I guess it's a cult or something, like scientology. There was also a room with all computers, where you get to design CD liner notes and advertisements and things... now, if I had to go, I would probably choose that class, but like I said, I don't wanna go to school.

There were tons of classrooms where people were working on car engines and shit like that. There was also one room where they were evidentally building a shed or something. We also looked through the medical wing, where people could learn to be dental assistants or whatever. Then there's a wing of the school where you cook food. That would be another class of interest to me, since I'm planning to be a househusband. But yeah, still don't wanna go. Anyway, apparently the students cook the food for people to eat in the cafeteria. That doesn't sound very safe to me. Like, what if some disgruntled student, like, slips poison into someone's food? I mean come on.

Then I also learned that construction students did all the work when the school needs to be added onto, etc. To me, it sounds like the school owner is lazy and/or greedy and doesn't want to pay for real workers. My aunt also pointed out to me that there was a chick in one of the classrooms. It pissed me off. She really needs to stop playing matchmaker, because I already know who I'm gonna marry. And besides, Pennsylvanians suck. Nobody has the same interests as me. Do you realize how difficult it is to find someone who is a fan of TMBG, video games, Bonus Stage, Homestar Runner, and anal sex all at the same time in PA? VERY HARD. Hell, I've never even found anyone who's a fan of ONE of those things. There must be a secret sanctuary of TMBG/BS/HR/RPG/buttseckz fans somewhere. But it's definitely not in Pennsylvania. I need to move.

~Nick

CHAOS IN REAL LIFE! (PART 1)

Well, well, we have more drama. Great. *rolls eyes*

Okay, so here's the situation. If I stay here at Dad's, I have to go back to regular school, and if I go back to Nanny's, I won't have Internet access. AUUGH. Just what the hell am I supposed to do? I need Internet access for like... IMing hot chicks and, uh...

......um.

Okay, so I really only use the 'net for IMing hot chicks. But still. I NEED THE INTERNET. AND I ALSO NEED TO NOT GO TO SCHOOL.

I'm friggin' screwed.

~Nick

CHAOS ON THE INTERNETS! (PART 6)

Okay, y'alls may be wondering what this "chaos on the internets" thing is aboot. Well, you know my girlfriend Heather? I got word from NT that Heather's not actually real, just a conspiracy devised by KS and KN. So I attempted to pwn the crap out of them by screaming out "HA! SHE DOESN'T EXIST! JUST LIKE KENTUCKY!" but they would not confess. Then Heather ran away crying, so evidentally either NT's lying and I totally just made someone cry for real, or KS and KN are trying to make me feel bad.

I talked to NT again last night, or whenever that was, and he claims KS is willing to confess if NT keeps fighting against him, but he'll keep up the charade if NT goes along with it. That kinda confused me. Shouldn't it... umm... be the other way around? So I dunno, if NT's telling the truth, this whole Heather thing might be over soon, and I'll be single again. But if KN and KS are the truthful ones, I really do have a girlfriend. Hmm.

In other news, Psy registered at TMBW. So now our party of three is all there. And I'm thinking we still need to figure out a better name for our crew, and maybe change our members around or something. Here's what we have now:

The Coffee Crew - Primary Members
Mandy
Nick
Psy
The Coffee Crew - Secondary Members
Tara
Myrrh
Waylon

I propose we boot Waylon for, um, being an ass. And replace him with someone else. All in favor say "I".

~Nick

CHAOS ON THE INTERNETS! (PART 5)

I still don't know who's lying and who ain't with this whole situation going on. I mean, yeah, it's two people against one, but the two people have a history of doing crap like this (remember Project Starlight?) and the other... umm... doesn't. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAApenisAAAAAAAAAWR!

So now, like, I'm pretty sure KN and KS are just screwing with my mind. And it's pissing me off. I don't like being pissed off. Except when I get those awesome mental pictures of me going on matricidal rampages... yeah, those're cool.
ANNA PLEASE MARRY ME I NEED YOU
So yeah, other than the whole... crazy crap going on... I dunno, I'm bored. Still nothing going on. I have been addicted to the Homestar Runner games, though. I suck at Duck Guardian soooooooo bad.

Someone in here sucks
Lying to Nick Bate is suck
Who sucks? Let's find out

Ed Note: Woah! Wonder what happened to Heather?

CHAOS ON THE INTERNETS! (PART 4)

mood:  depressed depressed

Drama taking place online. I don't know whether to believe NT or KS and KN.

Also, apparently I've acquired a new bad habit: biting my fingernails. Err, well, just the one fingernail...on my pinky. I think I may have accidentally swallowed a few bits of the nail. >_<

I'm depressed again.

~Nick

LAWL

mood:  bored boooored
music: The stuff up there that I just said

I made a post at HRWiki's forum. I'd laugh if people were all like "OMG IT'S HAGURUMON! I REMEMBER THAT GUY! THAT GUY IS SO COOL AND I LOVE HIM!" I know a few people said they miss me, but I doubt they'd react like that. Plus, once a new page starts in that thread, nobody'll ever see the post again. Which is actually kinda cool, because I enjoy just lurking in the shadows. Be nice if people would make a big deal aboot it, though. I'm so vein. >_>

Currently I am listening to TMBG on shuffle. In the Now Playing list right now is LTW, Indestructible Object, The Spine Surfs Alone, the five bonus tracks from Venue Songs, and something else. For some reason the last five songs have been from LTW. Nice shuffling, Media Player! >:(

Oh, wait...now it switched. Okay, cool. ^^; So I guess I'ma play Runescape or something...I'm still at level 39 smithing. Grrrr...just one more level away from smelting gold bars! RAAAAAAWR! Hehe, the other day I was annoying everyone in Runescape by running aroond yelling "PANTS!" at everyone. This one guy was all "stfu".

~Nick "The Legendary HRWikier" Bate

PS - In case any hot chicks from HRWiki are here reading this... sorry, I already have a girlfriend.
PS2 - I just updated my profile. Do not look at it if you are faint of heart or faint of butt, because I am a total pervert and have demented interests.
PSP - Don't ask what the other thing is. It's a secret.
PS3 - Don't pee on electric fences.

I MIGHT BE TRIPPIN'

You know that Homestar logo in the top left-hand corner of HRWiki?

For a long time now I keep thinking I've seen Homestar actually blink in the corner of my eye. So, I've sat there staring at the logo for several minutes, but have not seen any blinking activity.

UNTIL RECENTLY.

I finally caught Homestar blinking. Which means that either that image is haunted, or it's an SWF file. But I didn't realize you could use SWF files as images. Huh.

No, I'm not stoned. Wish I could be, though.

I saw Homestar's eyes
They were blinking at me, man!
I am so not high

INSOMNIA

I really need to stop reading scary things at nighttime when nobody else is around. I couldn't sleep for a while after that until I got all the mental images out of my head, 'cause liek, I don't like to go to sleep after seeing/hearing aboot crazy crap like that because I DO NOT ENJOY HAVING NIGHTMARES. Ugghhh.

Nick Bate couldn't sleep
He was afraid crazy crap
Would be in his dreams

CHAOS ON THE INTERNETS! (PART 2)

Some crappy haikus.

Some people have butts
I very much enjoy them
Do you like butts, too?

The state that ain't real
Kentucky Don't Exist, yo
America's wrong

I'm writing haikus
Or wait... maybe it's "haiku"
Is there a plural?

My name is Nick Bate
Not really, but call me that
You people are weird

I have problems, man
Mental problems are my gift
...And also my curse?


~Nick

CHAOS ON THE INTERNETS! (PART 3)

This is my haiku
I'm bad at writing these things
Would you like to puke?

I just got back from running around to some stores and stuff. I mostly just sat in the car, talking to some huge-ass bird that was walking aroond in the parking lot. And now I'm eating a sub. Mmmm... sub. Also, I actually decided to go on a Runescape rampage earlier. I need to get my smithing level up so I can make more stuff than just steel, because coal is too friggin' hard to obtain. Oh, but I have 197 bars of silver, if anyone wants to buy 'em. Also I have lots of gold ores, but I can't smelt them until I level up one more time. Grrrr.

Also, I had a brief conversation with a guy from HRWiki. Apparently my pants tried to feed me a poisonous sandwich.

Bard of Love, Hot Mostly-Nekkid Gal, Jerkface and Computerman had a chat last night. Bard of Love's computer monitor asploded. Jerkface and Hot Mostly-Nekkid Gal argued. Computerman watched in amusement. When will Cap'n Shippy join in the chats?

This post was by Nick
He is so awesome, ain't he?
DISAGREE AND DIE

CHAOS ON THE INTERNETS! (PART 1)

Chaos is ensuing?! Whenever will it cease?! Nobody frickin' knows the answers to these questions?!

I just watched the first episode of Bible Black. That was... um... interesting. I think KN has completely corrupted my mind now.

And I woke up at six thirty this morning. Seriously. Now, even seven thirty is early, but SIX THIRTY?! COME ON! So, I browsed the usual sites, then looked to see if anybody was online to talk to, then went back to bed until like, eleven. Then Nanny called on teh phone, so I spoke to her briefly.

I think I'ma go practice bass until somebody talks to me.

~Nick

KENTUCKY DON'T EXIST!

I've decided to try my hand at writing some more SKF scripts again. The scripts I write may or may not be actually used in the series. When I finish I will post them here.

"Kentucky Don't Exist" should become an Internet meme. Because it is just so great.

Spoofs such as "Kansas doesn't exist" or "Tejas does not exist" or "Ohio exists not" aren't quite as powerful as the original. And yes, for "Kentucky Don't Exist", all the three words are capitalized, as if they were the title of a book or song or something similar.

KENTUCKYYYYYYY

I must now write a song concerning the lack of Kentucky.

~Nick Bait

Ed Note: I would find it hilarious if he gets sent to a prison in Kentucky.

INSERT ENTRY TITLE HERE

Today was chock full of weirdness. There seemed to have been a strange lack of.... uhh, Internet population. Literally NOBODY was online today, not even KN or KS, and they're like... usually on all day, everyday, just like me. It friggin' concerned me. And in addition to that, not much was happening on my usual websites, either. It was very quiet. So, I kicked back and listened to some TMBG. And like... refreshed the same pages over and over in hopes of seeing stuff happen. But it didn't.

I would've gotten a lot done on my text adventure today, but EdiThis.Info was apparently having problems with its server or whatever, because neither of my wikis would load.

~Nick "Boredom Magnet" Bate

TODAY: THE STORY OF TODAY

Today seemed to go by pretty fast... first off, I had kinda of a rough night, due to two guests sleeping on the couches forcing me to have to sleep on a chair. I woke up a few times during the night, so after a while I switched to the floor, which was actually much more comfy.

Then, I woke up at around 7:30 in the morning again, and I was extremely tired as usual. Then the whole gang, plus our guests, went out to breakfast. I'm unable to make decisions, so I had Dad choose what I should eat. I had French toast, scrambled eggs and a little bacon. Everyone was discussing really perverted things. I laughed quite a bit due to me being a total perv. But my laugh sounds weird... especially because I tend to adopt other people's laughs. Currently I possess WF and also Mandy's laughs. I honestly don't know how exactly that happens.

After breakfast, we headed home and watched a movie. "Night At The Museum" to be exact. It was pretty good, but I'm not a big fan of TV and movies. Then I got on the computer, and Dad told me to take a shower, like, literally right when I signed onto everything. I didn't feel like having to log into everything again, so I just put my away message up. Then I finished my shower and hopped back on the computer to talk to friends. I was doing another Bonus Stage roleplay, and at first Heather thought I was cheating on her. :p

All the lyrics to The Else's tracks are up. This made me happy. ^_^ Oh, but Contrecoup was changed a little... this makes me slightly sad. Anyway, no interrputions today. Nobody asking to get on the computer and kicking me off. But it was in vein, seeing as how I really didn't have that much to do anyway. But I found some wikis of interest, so I browsed those for a while, while also checking for updates at TMBW every few minutes. And now here I am, typing up this entry while eating a Big Mac and some fries form McDonald's. And I think this drink is a root beer. *takes sip* Okay, yeah, it is.

The next journal entry will be entitled: "Today 2: The Story of The Day After The Day That 'Today: The Story Of Today' Was Aboot".

~Nick Bate, ex-HMB: The Board admin

HRMM

It probably would've been better to inform everyone via IM. So..to those of you who have not yet seen that last entry, DO NOT READ THAT LAST ENTRY. INSTEAD, IM ME AND I WILL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED. And if you did read the last entry, IM me anyway so I can give you the details. Anyway, today was a good day overall. I think we all know why (unless you didn't read that entry)! ^_^

I watched tons of Bonus Stage. Most of season 7 and some of season 6. And I tried playing the games. I'm STILL addicted to Phil's Journey. It just...never gets old. Pretty soon I'll probably become so obsessed that I actually try to calculate what the damage formula is, or something geeky like that. :p Also, I STILL can't beat Robo Rya. Argh. Oh, and the farthest I ever got in Elly's game is level 7. The other two games, though, I have beaten many times.

And I'm still excited for the release of The Else. The cover art is awesome, the three tracks from it that I've already heard are awesome, and anything done by TMBG is automatically awesome! But I have to wait two months after everyone else, which makes me sad. Ah well, there's also the bonus disc to look forward to! Which I suspect is a third rarities collection...like, a sequel to Miscellaneous T and They Got Lost. I still wish Superfueled Freaksickle would've been released, though.

Ha, I'm actually using paragraphs correctly for once! Huzzah! ...erm, well, it's time for bed, so I'm going to bed. G'night, y'alls!

~Nick

UPDATEZORS

Let's see...how did today go for me? I woke up all tired and bored... then I went to Dairy Queen and got a banana split... then I did my crappy schoolwork... then I came home... um, I think that may be it.

Oh, did I forget to mention that I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND NOW?!

IT'S TRUE.

Yes, Nick and Heather are officially a couple now. ^^;

Wish us good luck, maybe? :D

~Nick

Ed Note: Seriously didn't realize Sick Nick had a girlfriend at one point. I don't know yet if it is an imaginary obsession, or if she really liked him. I guess I just need to read more.

UM, HOLY CRAP.

I just realized that Bonus Stage episode 89 is up. FOR FREE. So I watched it. I pwn'd. Everything looked so...weird, though. Weird, yet somehow pwnsome. At first I thought it was still the preview, despite seeing (and lol'ing to) the title bar. Then I had a heart attack when it cut to Phil and Craig.

So...it's almost 8 in the morning. I'm very tired again, not quite to the point where I'm disoriented and run into things like I've been doing the past few days, but still very tired. I'm not exactly sure why I keep waking up this early. Or am I? ...no, I'm not.

I was roleplaying Bonus Stage last night! ^_^ It was fun. And the only time I've ever RP'd online before was when me an' Tara did this weird/cool TMBG roleplay somewhere in 2004 through 2006. Of course, that was back before I was a fan, so I didn't exactly understand what was happening, but it was still fun. I mean, I got to throw pudding. Who doesn't love to throw pudding?

~Nick "The Wall Runner...into...-er" Bate

Uggghhh. Today kinda sucked. Heather wasn't online, WF ended up getting on the computer anyway, and Waylon started harrassing me as usual. Eventually I just told him to shut up, and he changed the subject. But the new subject was really confusing and I had no friggin' clue what he was saying. Then he left, presumably because I forgot the all stuff I just read. This short-term memory is horrible. o_o;

Earlier I had a slightly amusing conversation with Goliath, though. And here's a little part of it, with a small edit done to avoid more harrassment from Waylon:

[19:52] Goliath Dog: So how're things going with Heather?
[19:52] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: Huh?
[19:52] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: Oh, uhh...good, good.
[19:52] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: I haven't seen her online today, though
[19:52] Goliath Dog: Ah.
[19:53] Goliath Dog: Maybe she's out buying you gifts.
[19:53] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: Um, no.
[19:53] Goliath Dog: It's possible, right?
[19:53] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: Errr...I guess so...
[19:53] Goliath Dog: Exactly!
[19:53] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: But she's not.
[19:53] Goliath Dog: How do YOU know?
[19:53] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: I just do.
[19:53] Goliath Dog: DO YOU?!
[19:54] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: ....yeah.
[19:54] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: I do.
[19:54] Goliath Dog: And "I do" is what you're going to say to Heather soon, right?
[19:54] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: ummm, wtf r u talkin aboot
[19:54] Goliath Dog: I'm talkin' aboot you two getting hitched.
[19:54] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: ...................................I'm 15.
[19:54] Goliath Dog: Your point being...?
[19:54] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: o_o;
[19:56] Goliath Dog: She totally wants you, man.
[19:56] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: Not really.
[19:56] Goliath Dog: No, she does.
[19:56] Goliath Dog: I just get that vibe.
[19:56] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: So you're a hippie dog now?
[19:56] Goliath Dog: Yeah. Pretty much.
[19:57] Meebo Message: goliath.d@hotmail.com is offline
[19:57] Meebo Message: goliath.d@hotmail.com is online
[19:57] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: wtf?
[19:57] Goliath Dog: Oh, sorry. I...my Internet asplode.
[19:57] Goliath Dog: You just can't trust these dang ISPs nowadays.
[19:57] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: Who do you use?
[19:58] Goliath Dog: Macen Corporation.
[19:58] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: o_____o
[19:58] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: ........Macen Corporation?
[19:58] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: Oh God, you've been swindled the hell out of.
[19:58] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: Please tell me you're not paying Macen for Internet access.
[19:58] Goliath Dog: I'm not paying Macen for Internet access.
[19:58] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: Phew, close one.
[19:58] Goliath Dog: Actually, I am.
[19:58] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: o_O
[19:59] Goliath Dog: You just told me to say I'm not.
[19:59] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: ._.
[19:59] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: ........you're so stupid.
[20:00] Goliath Dog: Anyway, Heather totally does want you, man.
[20:00] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: No....no she doesn't.
[20:00] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: I'm ugly and fat and stupid and retarded.
[20:00] Goliath Dog: Yeah.
[20:00] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: o____o
[20:00] Goliath Dog: And you use run-on sentences.
[20:00] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: Thanks for the pep talk, Goliath.
[20:00] Goliath Dog: No problem.
[20:00] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: T_T
[20:01] Goliath Dog: She DOES want you, though.
[20:01] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: But she's only known me since the 27th. Which was...
[20:01] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: uhhh.....
[20:01] Goliath Dog: Six days ago, I think.
[20:01] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: Oh, right.
[20:01] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: Yeah. Six days.
[20:01] Goliath Dog: Still.
[20:01] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: No.
[20:01] Goliath Dog: She wants you.
[20:01] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: o______o

Actually, there wasn't much more than that, except a brief greeting and of course the ending of the convo. Goliath kinda confuses me, though. But he's pretty cool.

~Hagu R. Umon

PAID ADVERTISEMENT FROM BATIA STUDIOS

My good friends over at Batia Studios are paying me $0.00 dollars to let you know that Goliath Dog, the lovable talking dog from Batia Studio's upcoming cartoon series (which is currently unnamed) now has his own email address. That's right, you can send him an email, maybe IM him...whatever you wanna do.

I gotta warn you, though. He's friggin' weird, man. We had a conversation going on, and uhh... yeah. He's just really weird. IM goliath.d@hotmail.com and see for yourself.

(Naw, I'm just kiddin'. Goliath's a good guy. One of my close friends, in fact. IM him.)

~Nick Bate, President and Patron of Batia Studios

Ed note: goliath.d@hotmail.com no longer exists.

ENTRY OF JOURNALNESS

Despite the fact that I had the house to myself this morning, and actually had a few more hours than usual, I felt really bored and tired, so I just kinda turned the volume up the whole way so I can hear if anyone IMs me. Then I took a nap. And no, nobody IMed me. So I just kinda slept for a while.

Meanwhile, in a far-away land, some dude by the name of Nekkid Dude has been spotted roaming around in a field. So of course someone managed to take a blurry photo. Some believe he is a hoax... I personally believe that Nekkid Dude exists, but DO YOU?

I'm still bored. Give me something to do.

~Nick "Nekkid Dude exists. Kentucky don't." Bate

GARRR

Walkingfox was on the computer ALL EVENING.

And now I only have two hours before bed. :/

Well, I'm gonna maybe play some Runescape or something.

When did I start using paragraphs excessively?

I dunno.

Recently, I presume.

I need a girlfriend.

Foh shizzle.

Yeah.

I'm very bored right now.

Good news = WF said he probably won't be on the compy AT ALL tomorrow. Meaning I should be here the whole day. ^^ Unless of course his mom wants on or something.

~Nkci Btae aak Agika teh eilv atelr-eog

STATUS REPORT

Ha, I think I'm getting somewhere with my text adventure. Still sucks, though.

And I recently came up with this idea to write a song aboot each of my friends... but really I don't remember all my friends, so I may just have to do the "main" ones like Waylon, KN, Mandy, Heather and Psy. Also I think it'd be cool if HMB: The Board had its own theme music... if I was better on guitar/bass I could totally do that, too.

And I discussed The Else with both Anna and Heather. CONTRECOUP YAY.

And KN thinks Heather is crazy. :p WTF.

And I should really make like, a poll, and ask everybody if I'm ugly, hot or average. There seems to be some debate aboot my appearance lately.

And I'm gonna try an' draw something soon, whenever I get my Wacom Tablet.

And the other day, I ran a search on LJ for people with really perverted interests, and I was shocked by my findings. I never knew so many cool people were here!

And I have mental problems.

~And Bate-- Err, I mean Nick Bate

Ed Note: First mention of Anna. She's not even a "main friend" at this point. I wonder when the obsession started. I need to read even more.

UGH...

The chick that came over was just trying to get me to go to school. She kept talking aboot classes that "interest" me. Like, she says that if I want a job in computers or something, they have classes for that.

Umm, excuse me? I never SAID I was "interested" in computers. AND I'M NOT. I don't do anything technical with computers. I just post on message boards, edit wikis, and IM friends and stuff. THAT'S ALL. As I said before, I DO NOT WANT A JOB. EVER. Why does nobody understand that? Gaaaah!

I'm really tired right now. It's 7:30 in the morning, and I fell asleep...probably sometime after 2... so that's only 5.2 hours of sleep. So sorry if I'm a bit cranky. I need some coffee. Get me some coffee.

~Akagi

MISSION 2 SNEAK PEEK

mood:  horny horny (again)
music: Contrecoup - They Might Be Giants

Before I head off to talk to whoever that person is (in aboot 15 minutes), here's a quick look at the intro to my second text adventure, which I'm currently working on.

Nick has just returned from his adventure in his house-cave, and now decides to visit his slightly good friend Waylon.

"Hey, Waylon, what's up?" he asks.

"I'm trying to figure out how to get into Macen's room," Waylon replies.

Indeed, the door to Macen's bedroom is locked with various kinds of locks, both key and sci-fi movie DNA match locks. In addition, the door is made of a very hard metal that not even Smithy with a chainsaw could bust through. Seriously, he tried that once.

"He's hiding something in there...and we need to find out what it is!" Waylon said.

"Yeah, exactly one of the several things ''I'' was thinking!" Nick responded.

So Nick and Waylon embark on a journey to Macen's bedroom. But first thing's first... how to get past the door?

~The guys from Batia Studios

AWW, BAD TIMING ON MY PART.

So last night I told Heather to get on here early, and she did. She total did, man. I mean, I even got her IM when I signed on. But I got on too late and misser her. -_-

Yesh, the Nick Bate arrived late, at 10:30 or so EST. I should tell these dogs to wake me up at like, seven. They'd be pretty good at it.

And some chick wants to talk to me today. I don't know why. She says she knows me, but I don't know that chick. So she's gonna be down at Nanny's at 1, when I go down there to do my schooling. Then I guess I'm supposed to talk to her. Seriously, though, I don't know who she is.

But I also have major memory problems, so if she knows me, I must've met her somewhere. I also have other types of problems. Such as physical, sexual, spiritual, mental and emotional.

~Nick Bate, the Probalo Dude

Ed Note: Nick admits he has problems as early as 2007, two years before he committed his crime. I am wondering if his family would have gotten him the right intervention and psychiatric care, couldn't all of this have been avoided?

HI.

Heather left again before the funtimes started. Well, at least she warned me first this time. ^_^ And plus, I can just...create my own funtimes.

So then I also talked to Mandy for the first time in a few weeks. But I was using AIM Express. One word: ouch. Anyway, we discussed lots of things. 'Twas fun.

And I'm literally supposed to be in bed right now, but I was told to make lots of journal updates. So...I am.

Dude. I realized that Homonculus on DialASong.com is completely different from the version on the podcast. But liek, the TMBW guys don't see it. Maybe I just didn't explain right. The lyrics are the same, but liek...

Listen to the DialASong.com one. The "ho" in the first "Homonculus" is cut short, as if John messed up his timing and had to skip the first syllable or whatever. Am I the only one that hears this? It literally jumped out at me the first time I heard the DialASong version.

Also, listen to the chorus. Or whatever it's called. Whenever he sings "crying" or "cry" it totally sounds, like... different from the podcast one. Kinda like he's almost screaming it or something.

Also, there's an extended ending. But who knows, that may have been in the podcast but perhaps the next song overlapped it. Also, the "thank you" is missing from the intro... but I presume it's because that was part of the narrator patter.

There may be more differences. I don't know yet. But listen to both versions. PLEASE tell me I'm right.