Coffee Crew

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Nick Bate's Web Comic the Coffee Crew

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

CHAOS ON THE INTERNETS! (PART 2)

Some crappy haikus.

Some people have butts
I very much enjoy them
Do you like butts, too?

The state that ain't real
Kentucky Don't Exist, yo
America's wrong

I'm writing haikus
Or wait... maybe it's "haiku"
Is there a plural?

My name is Nick Bate
Not really, but call me that
You people are weird

I have problems, man
Mental problems are my gift
...And also my curse?


~Nick

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