I ENJOY BUTTS.

This occurred in an attempt to confuse the crap out of Cheddar:

[23:03] *helpCheddar Cheesia*help: you seem to have a specific time to be a jackass
[23:03] *helpCheddar Cheesia*help: do you time your periods or something?
[23:03] Nick: Yes.
[23:03] *helpCheddar Cheesia*help: LOL
[23:03] *helpCheddar Cheesia*help: GOT YA
[23:03] *helpCheddar Cheesia*help: you're gross
[23:04] Nick: Me and Anna use the rhythm method so she doesn't accidentally get me pregnant.
[23:04] *helpCheddar Cheesia*help: you time your periods?
[23:04] *helpCheddar Cheesia*help: I thought you were male
[23:05] *helpCheddar Cheesia*help: No. You use birth control
[23:06] Nick: >_>
[23:06] Nick: Well, it's a long story
[23:06] *helpCheddar Cheesia*help: boring
[23:06] Nick: See, me and Anna kinda...traded....genitalia once
[23:06] *helpCheddar Cheesia*help: no you didn't
[23:06] Nick: So I have her vagina and she has my penis
[23:06] *helpCheddar Cheesia*help: LOL
[23:06] *helpCheddar Cheesia*help: OH LOL LOL LOL
[23:06] *helpCheddar Cheesia*help: LOL
[23:06] Nick: Aaaaaaaaaand she fucks me all the time
[23:06] *helpCheddar Cheesia*help: OH SHIT LOL
[23:12] Nick: This one time Anna buttfucked me, because she still had my penis
[23:12] Nick: And she cummed in my ass and it was extremely fun
[23:12] *helpCheddar Cheesia*help: 0.0
Don't ask.

Also, Heather's boobs are hot.

~Nick