Coffee Crew

Coffee Crew
Nick Bate's Web Comic the Coffee Crew

Thursday, May 3, 2007

Uggghhh. Today kinda sucked. Heather wasn't online, WF ended up getting on the computer anyway, and Waylon started harrassing me as usual. Eventually I just told him to shut up, and he changed the subject. But the new subject was really confusing and I had no friggin' clue what he was saying. Then he left, presumably because I forgot the all stuff I just read. This short-term memory is horrible. o_o;

Earlier I had a slightly amusing conversation with Goliath, though. And here's a little part of it, with a small edit done to avoid more harrassment from Waylon:

[19:52] Goliath Dog: So how're things going with Heather?
[19:52] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: Huh?
[19:52] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: Oh, uhh...good, good.
[19:52] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: I haven't seen her online today, though
[19:52] Goliath Dog: Ah.
[19:53] Goliath Dog: Maybe she's out buying you gifts.
[19:53] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: Um, no.
[19:53] Goliath Dog: It's possible, right?
[19:53] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: Errr...I guess so...
[19:53] Goliath Dog: Exactly!
[19:53] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: But she's not.
[19:53] Goliath Dog: How do YOU know?
[19:53] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: I just do.
[19:53] Goliath Dog: DO YOU?!
[19:54] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: ....yeah.
[19:54] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: I do.
[19:54] Goliath Dog: And "I do" is what you're going to say to Heather soon, right?
[19:54] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: ummm, wtf r u talkin aboot
[19:54] Goliath Dog: I'm talkin' aboot you two getting hitched.
[19:54] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: ...................................I'm 15.
[19:54] Goliath Dog: Your point being...?
[19:54] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: o_o;
[19:56] Goliath Dog: She totally wants you, man.
[19:56] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: Not really.
[19:56] Goliath Dog: No, she does.
[19:56] Goliath Dog: I just get that vibe.
[19:56] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: So you're a hippie dog now?
[19:56] Goliath Dog: Yeah. Pretty much.
[19:57] Meebo Message: goliath.d@hotmail.com is offline
[19:57] Meebo Message: goliath.d@hotmail.com is online
[19:57] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: wtf?
[19:57] Goliath Dog: Oh, sorry. I...my Internet asplode.
[19:57] Goliath Dog: You just can't trust these dang ISPs nowadays.
[19:57] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: Who do you use?
[19:58] Goliath Dog: Macen Corporation.
[19:58] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: o_____o
[19:58] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: ........Macen Corporation?
[19:58] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: Oh God, you've been swindled the hell out of.
[19:58] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: Please tell me you're not paying Macen for Internet access.
[19:58] Goliath Dog: I'm not paying Macen for Internet access.
[19:58] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: Phew, close one.
[19:58] Goliath Dog: Actually, I am.
[19:58] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: o_O
[19:59] Goliath Dog: You just told me to say I'm not.
[19:59] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: ._.
[19:59] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: ........you're so stupid.
[20:00] Goliath Dog: Anyway, Heather totally does want you, man.
[20:00] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: No....no she doesn't.
[20:00] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: I'm ugly and fat and stupid and retarded.
[20:00] Goliath Dog: Yeah.
[20:00] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: o____o
[20:00] Goliath Dog: And you use run-on sentences.
[20:00] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: Thanks for the pep talk, Goliath.
[20:00] Goliath Dog: No problem.
[20:00] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: T_T
[20:01] Goliath Dog: She DOES want you, though.
[20:01] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: But she's only known me since the 27th. Which was...
[20:01] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: uhhh.....
[20:01] Goliath Dog: Six days ago, I think.
[20:01] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: Oh, right.
[20:01] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: Yeah. Six days.
[20:01] Goliath Dog: Still.
[20:01] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: No.
[20:01] Goliath Dog: She wants you.
[20:01] Nick Bate's Evil Alter-Ego: o______o

Actually, there wasn't much more than that, except a brief greeting and of course the ending of the convo. Goliath kinda confuses me, though. But he's pretty cool.

~Hagu R. Umon

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